Talking Tom & Friends - Love Formula (Season 1 Episode 43) - YouTube

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Prepare to feel the wrath of Scrimshaw, the Smug Dragon.
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For my next move, I play...
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The Sword of Pride! Ha!
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Huh. You must have forgotten that I, Glavnar the Warrior Dwarf possess...
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Kazdorian Diamond Armor!
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Is anyone else completely lost?
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Let me check the “Basements and Banshees” official guide.
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As your foolish attack fails, I use my agility points to skip your turn.
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Agility points? What are those?
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Hey, give me the book. Quick!
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My victory is assured.
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No it isn’t!
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It says here I can cast rebuking light to thwart your attack.
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Do yo mean this rebuking light?
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Wait, what just happened?
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I don’t know... Ben wins?
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How could I lose?
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You’ll pay for this, Ginger.
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It wasn’t me, it was Scrimshaw!
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If I had a dollar for every time Ginger ruined something, I’d have...
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well, lets see, if we let x equal the number of things ruined per week
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- and we have... - Hi! Can I help you?
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Oh yes, I just...
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...need... you...
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Hello? Anybody in there?
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Yes! Sorry.
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I was wondering if you could help me fix my broken heart - phone.
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Of course I can. That’s my job.
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I’m a Grape Geek. My name is Xenon.
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Like the element. What a grape name.
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Grape name?
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Oh, sorry, just because we’re in the Grape Store.
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Oh that’s good. You’re funny!
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Would you say I’m... berry funny?
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Oh! I would! I would say that!
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Calm down.
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No need to go bananas!
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Oh, you come to work thinking it’s gonna be just another day then
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all of a sudden you’re at a comedy show!
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Does any of this make sense to you?
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Nope, I thought we were just looking at the pictures.
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I’m in love.
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Hey, that’s great.
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I hope it’s not you-know-who again...
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No, not the moon again. It’s a girl.
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By girl do you mean planet Venus?
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No, a real person. Look, look, look, look.
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Her name’s Xenon and she works at the Grape Store.
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Whoa, she gave you her number?
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Ben, it sounds like this girl wants you to ask her out.
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Out? Out where?
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On a date.
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With who?
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With you.
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Oh no.
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What should I do? Should I call?
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Should I do it in person?
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Should I... develop an app to do it?
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Easy, Harry Styles.
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Let’s just run through some scenarios to see what you’ve got.
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Alright, Ben. Just pretend you’re asking Xenu -
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Xenon.
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Sorry - out on a date.
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Now, just do your thing and we’ll give you notes.
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“Just do my thing,” got it...
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Hi, Xenon.
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Would you like to go out with me sometime?
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Aaaand we’re gonna stop you there.
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Why? What did I do wrong?
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You can’t just walk right up and ask her out.
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You’re being too bold.
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Yeah!
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Ow!
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What? No, don’t listen to him, Ben.
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You’re not being bold enough.
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Just listen to your heart and tell her how you feel.
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Uh-huh.
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He can’t just tell her how he feels.
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Then she’d know exactly how he feels.
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Uh-huh, feel....
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Are you kidding me? He has to.
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I don't really...
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How do you expect anything to ever
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happen if he doesn’t romance her?
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Wait, wait, wait...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is the rush?
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I don’t see why he can’t just play it cool,
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start out as friends, then maybe make a move in a few years or so.
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You’re hopeless, Tom.
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Xenon has probably been waiting on Ben
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to make a move forever.
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She has?
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Well maybe he’s afraid to risk their friendship and he just needs
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some sort of sign from her.
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Hello? She’s been giving him nothing but signs.
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He needs to take it slow!
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He needs to be romantic!
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Slow!
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Be romantic.
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Slow.
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Romantic!
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Slow!
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Oh...
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30 MINUTES LATER...
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Be romantic!
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Take it slow!
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Be roma...
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Take it...
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Oh, we’re here.
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There she is.
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Hey, hi!
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Oh dear. Ow. Every time.
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I just need to find my glasses now. I can’t...
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Oh, here we are.
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Xenon. It’s good to see you!
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Ben. Cherry nice of you to stop by.
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That’s hilarious.
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You’re so wonderfully clever... And smart.
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And also clever.
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And you are hilarious, did I say that?
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I mean s’up, dude?
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Not much, dude.
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No. Bigger. Bolder.
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People of the Grape Store, your attention please!
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I’d like to make a grand gesture... of romance!
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Oh, no.
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Ben, why are you acting so weird?
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See? Should’ve listened to me.
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See? Should’ve listened to me.
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And who are they?
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They’re instructing me on romance, and playing it cool, and... Bahh!
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I’ve never met them in my life. I’ve gotta go.
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- Okay, bye! - Keep the chocolates!
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- Ben, wait! - Yeah, Ben, wait up.
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So my phone does this weird thing where I don’t get any text
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messages from Angela...Is that like a technical thing or....
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Have you tried turning it off and then turning it on again?
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Ah...
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Ben, I’m sorry we gave you such bad advice.
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It’ll be okay, we just need to practice some more and then
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you can show her the real Ben.
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Ben?
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From now on, I will only respond to...
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Glavnar, the Warrior Dwarf.
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Cold and heartless.
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- Oh, no. - Ben, I -
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Glavnar.
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Right, of course, Glavnar. Listen.
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What do you say we get some ice cream to cheer you up?
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I know not of this “iced cream,” you speak of, peasant.
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Besides, warrior dwarves are lactose intolerant.
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But- what?
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Betrayed and embarrassed, Glavnar
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wanders the Dark Forest of Dim Shadows, destined to live alone.
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I got a delivery.
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Hey, what’s that?
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Oh, wow, look, special delivery for Glavnar the Warrior Dwarf.
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Glavnar isn’t home.
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“Brave Glavnar, you are invited to a Basements and Banshees secret
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tournament for the best players in the Universe.
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Tomorrow night. Password enclosed.”
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No, no, no...
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Hey, if you’re not going, can I fill in for you?
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I’d make a great Glavnar.
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Never!
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I’m not letting some amateur play Glavnar and ruin my reputation.
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So you’ll go?
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65 interest. 45 certainty.
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I have to roll for it.
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Yes!
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Too easy.
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Password?
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Hobgoblin.
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Welcome to the quest, Glavnar, Warrior Dwarf.
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Meet your opponents.
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I am Clink, the Jade Bandit.
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And I am Artemis, the Woodland Archer.
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I am Mortimer, the Wizard King.
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There is one challenger who has yet to arrive.
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Their identity, a mystery.
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Hello? I’m sorry I’m late.
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I put the password in my pants and then I washed them
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and now the password is all smudged.
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It looks like Hamburgers though.
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Is it Hamburgers? I really hope it’s Hamburgers.
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Close enough.
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Xenon? What are you doing here?
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Xenon? Who’s Xenon.
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I am Gorp, the Ogre Queen.
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Oh... Gorp.
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Let the quest begin!
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Oh...
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Mortimer, with this banishing rod,
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I cast ye out to the Stony Mountains of Hardened Rock...
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I am felled.
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And down goes The Wizard King.
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Not so fast, Clink.
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You’ve been captured by the King’s Guard.
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Enjoy the inside of your prison cell.
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No! This cannot be!
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Clink the Jade Bandit. You are defeated.
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Looks like it is just the three of us now.
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Make that two.
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I cast the expunge card on you sleeping Artemis,
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and now he never even existed.
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Get him out, get him out.
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Good one Glav’.
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4 HOURS LATER....
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Oh, well played, Glavnar.
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My victory is assured.
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Not so fast, prepare to be crushed into dust...
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For I wield the Warhammer of Peace!
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I dodge your blow and freeze you with Encasement Ice!
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I hope you’re not too chilly, my Ogre Queen.
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Oh. A move most smooth.
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Or it would be...
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if I wasn’t protected by the Flaming Knight of The Glacier Realm!
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Listen, Glavnar, Gorp? It’s pretty late.
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What do you say we pause the game
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and you two can pick it up another time?
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Hmm...
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Gorp, would you agree to a truce until, say, Friday night?
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I’d like that, Glavnar.
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So it is desired, so it shall be written.
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Yeah, lets write it down, what should we say, eight?
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Yeah.
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Great, it’s a date then.
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Now let’s all get out of here.
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Yes, we pulled it off.
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And it’s all because Ben followed
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my advice and played it cool.
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Wait, wait, wait. What game did you see?
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Because every move Ben made was
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totally a romantic expression of his feelings.
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Tom and Angela stopped talking about stupid dating stuff and took Ginger
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to the Diner for a milkshake.
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Yeah, we’re not doing that, Ginger.
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Oh, okay...
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Well, with no milkshake, Ginger decided to announce...
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Tom’s feelings for the girl he secretly likes.
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On second thought, milkshakes are on me.
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I’m gonna get you.