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Tujurikkuja 5 - Olla eestlane on halb (Kannatame ära!) - Official HD, EST & ENG subs - YouTube
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Am I happy when I do so well in sports
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Or get it on with a hot Cuban babe?
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Do I still get a kick out of internet porn
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When those guys know little of Estonia's fate?
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The little Hindu who made this ball
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Has no clue what Estonians have had to bear
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How the Estonians have endured it all
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And yet the world -
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It just doesn’t care!
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Oh when will the world wise up?
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To be Estonian - it sucks!
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We would gladly suffer more
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If only the rest of the world would applaud!
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But don’t despair, we call
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We'll endure it all!
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Endure it all!
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It aaaaaaaaaa-all!
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The Holocaust was perhaps no breeze
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The Rwandan genocide was probably a bore
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An airplane nudged your house? Oh please
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Surely Estonians have suffered more!
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Mooooo-ooooree!
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Check-it-check-it-check-it-check-it
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Check this PAIN!
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The suffering of Estonians is a neverending story
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As early as the Ice Age we had our miseries so gory
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Our threshold of pain is as high as our hills
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Good thing, too, or it’d be a real overkill
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The Kaali meteorite really screwed us, oh man
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Falling down here instead of Japan
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Nothing could save us from our utter undoing
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Our national hero lost his legs - just cool it!
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Hundreds of years we were plundered by others,
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Germans and Russians,
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Danes and Poles,
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Swedes and Latgales and valiant Semigallians
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Uuuuuuhhh, Semigalliaaaaans!
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At first, the new millenium seemed pretty fine
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But then they made us kill our Taara, the swines!
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700 hundred years of nonstop serfdom followed this
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Wars and plague and famine
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And some hundred thousand stiffs!
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Plague between the famines and famine between the plagues
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Sometimes even famine for famine prepared the way
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Pneumonic plague!
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A round gazillion is the number of our woes
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And I really cannot take more of Märt’s shrieking
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I’ll jump stright to more recent times
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But frankly, those also ain’t worth a dime
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In 1816, our serfdom was gone
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But the so-called freedom was really a con
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Manor’s yoke, chaff bread and overseer’s smite
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Will you just stop howling for a minute, alright?
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This was the limit, or so it seemed
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For the Estonians’ suffering would overflow the seas
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The 20th century brought shitloads of gore
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Vicious battles, foreign power, wars and more
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Trips to Siberia and savage Soviet thumb
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Rationing and lusting for Finnish chewing gum.
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We've come to the present, I feel like crying!
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!!!!!!!! but time is flying!
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Our mortages and debts of Greece are far from small!
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And Mena Suvari’s not Estonian after all?
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We have no sun and anyway it wouldn’t shine!
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Our misery is greater than the whole world combined!!!
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Oh when will the world wise up?
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To be Estonian - it sucks!
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The chorus joins in here!
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We would gladly suffer more
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If only the rest of the world would applaud!
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Toil, pain and woe!
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But don’t despair, we call
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We'll endure it all!
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Endure it all!
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It aaaaa-aaaaallll!
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Oh when will the world wise up?
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To be Estonian - it sucks!
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We would gladly suffer more
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If only the rest of the world would applaud!
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Crappy movies are the norm
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No hope for administrative reform!
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The weather is cruddy
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The Tori horse is muddy!
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When will the world wise up?
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To be Estonian - it sucks!
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The weather is frosty!
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It sucks to be Estonian
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The living is costly!
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It sucks to be Estonian
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Our debt is the greatest debt ever!
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It sucks to be Estonian
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Agricultural subsidies only 45 per cent of those for the rest of Europe
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It sucks to be Estonian!
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All others are laughing, the Frenchmen go like ohohohooo!
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It sucks to be Estonian!
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It really really sucks ass!
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It sucks to be Estonian!
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Why won't anyone RECOGNIZE?!
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Well will endure it…
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… all.
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