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hey Oscar
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yeah when you get a loan you don't have
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to use it for exactly what you say
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you're gonna write you should do but I
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mean once the bank gives you the money
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it is your money you can use it for
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whatever you want right no Kevin that
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would be fraud every few weeks we have
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the same conversation Oscar yeah can I
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pawn off stuff from the office and sell
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it on eBay no Kevin you can't can I say
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I was an astronaut and sell the movie
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rights what do you think Kevin can I
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sell timeshares in my garage can I rent
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out my mom's car when she's in Florida
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can I be the heir of a and and inherit a
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lots of money what is he talking about
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let's say that you tell the bank that
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you're gonna open up an ice cream store
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but instead you buy an ice cream cart
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technically you're still selling ice
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cream I know you have gambling debts
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gambling debts
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what promise me you will not take out a
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small business loan and use that money
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to pay off your bucket what's a bookie I
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don't even know what you're talking
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about you are weird you are really weird
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dude Oscar
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okay Malone's colors this is gonna be
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awesome so this would be a loan for an
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ice cream store like asking Robbins
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where you will be selling ice cream the
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business will have a mobile component
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yes you've underlined that several times
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here what does that mean you'll deliver
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in a way okay so other than delivery and
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the rhyming name what are we looking at
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exactly labor labor okay
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fudge the magic dragon what are the
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ingredients in that Oh ice cream and you
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would make the ice cream yourself we
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would just buy the ice cream in a store
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or we would make it ourselves
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do you know how to make ice cream no
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I'll be honest this stuff's going in the
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recycling so if he's lucky we'll shred
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it first to protect his social security
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number I have a lot of questions I have
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a lot of questions for you too really
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what kind of questions if you grant me
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this loan about how long will it take
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for me to have cash in hand
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not something you're gonna have to worry
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about nice
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we got exposed wise up there you can
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actually hear them sparking okay I say
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give me a budget for repay as they say
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fix it yourself and we got metal beams
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touching metal shelves first rain storm
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it's gonna be a warehouse full of dead
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people up in here what the hell so do
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you have it I got it let's go
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Kevin this is just paper oh my god I
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think we bring the target of a sting
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operation come on Kevin where's the
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money are you wearing a wire
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come on stop playing games get me the
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money please do not hurt I'm not gonna
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hurt you do I look like I would hurt you
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this is a terrible situation you've
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gotten me into I'm sorry just don't be
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mad at me I'm not gonna be mad at you if
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you give me the money come on man you
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have a nice new car Kevin look at my car
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it's so old
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get it okay look at this car
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that little dude may hurt me if I don't
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get that bank loan
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Michael what's your business plan I'm
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gonna sell ice cream out of a cart
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that's math sell it but uh I'm never
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gonna get that long
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why not because you nervous sweaty
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looking man you know you project failure
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I know
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come on what warehouse what's up I get a
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hundred up front plus 500 more once I
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score the loan any other nervous sweaty
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people out there you're having money
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trouble no we need a secret signal that
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lets me know if I'm talking too much if
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you hear words coming out of your mouth
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that's just said no hi thanks for
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waiting
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so malone's combs sounds delicious so
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you enjoy ice cream oh yeah maybe a
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little too much I can tell by your
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perfume you're a woman of distinction
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you have a great best
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indeed you do have a vest a very high
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quality oh thank you I want you to
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experience something now taste the ice
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cream strawberry hmm it tastes like
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Breyers right I'm sorry we've already
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passed on this Fi and Brad how are you
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great to see you again
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I don't believe we've met uh and this is
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the ice cream franchise yeah we're not
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interested before you say another word I
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want you to taste the ice I'd rather not
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look if you taste it and turn us down
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like a man cool we walk out of here like
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nah I said what happen
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can I ask you something did you make
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that or buy it from the store sorry
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it's cool we don't even need Joe I'm
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sure one man has a back-up plan
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ice cream good ice cream
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Oscar you got the loan
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oh I decided that I was gonna pay off my
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debts by selling ice cream
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good luck how much for one $10
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ice cream good ice cream
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