[0]
Look at this degenerate, Carlos. Who plays as the Mii character?
[6]
We got people from all over, that guy's from Europe, Canada, dang.
[11]
Mexico? The Online works good too.
[14]
That guy's from - what? They're from dinosaur island?
[18]
I love this level, Rainbow Street.
[20]
Uh, back to dinosaur island for me.
[24]
Here we go, here we go.
[30]
This thing I love about Mario Kart
[31]
You can always come back from a-
[33]
unless you keep falling off.
[40]
Can you say Comeback?
[47]
Can you say Comeback?
[60]
My biggest complaint about this game is that
[63]
The Races are three minutes long
[65]
and then selecting the next course for the race is about four or five minutes long
[70]
they really have to get a better system for this
[73]
I hope in Mario Kart 8, this is garbage
[76]
OHH NOW'S MY CHANCE FIRST PLACE
[82]
*heavy and quick breathing*
[98]
It's right in front of me
[104]
They should call this Mario BIKE Wii
[107]
Cause I'm the only asshole that's in a cart
[116]
THIS IS THE ONE BABY I CAN FEEL IT
[119]
THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
[121]
THIS IS THAT MAGIC MOMENT
[148]
Actually the biggest problem with this game is the voice actor for Donkey Kong
[156]
Sounds like an asshole
[157]
He-He's supposed to sound like
[158]
*Wild Dunkey Mating call*
[160]
Alright, let's try this, let's try this
[163]
We should try automatic
[163]
And there it is, folks.
[165]
*Giggle* That's how you win
[180]
I'M FIRST PLACE, I'M FIRST PLACE, BABY!
[187]
THIS IS THE ONE *Laughs*
[197]
*Breaking Bad Spoilers*
[222]
*Dunkey crashing over and over again*
[230]
*MORE Breaking Bad Spoilers*
