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>> NARRATOR: Back in Ancient Greek history, five Gods' would come together on this day to [BLEEP] with the human.
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>> ZEUS: Alright guys. Uh, my name's Zeus.
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I'm the God of all Gods.
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Which means I'm like better than all of you guys.
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>> HADES: He's not Latino.
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>> ZEUS: Let's introduce ourselves. What's your name?
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>> HADES: Um, Hades.
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I'm the God of the underground.
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[HADES SPEAKING SPANISH]
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[POSEIDON MOCKING HADES]
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>> ZEUS: On to the next.
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>> ATHENA: Athena.
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The God of- Don't touch me!
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>> ZEUS: I'm not! I'm not touching-
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>> ATHENA: Stop touching me Zeus!
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>> APHRODITE: Do you want me to touch you?
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>> ATHENA: Don't touch me!
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>> HADES: Not me.
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>> ATHENA: Why are you all touchy?
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>> HADES: I don't wanna touch you!
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>> ATHENA: Don't you talk to me like that.
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>> ZEUS: Okay...on to the next person.
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>> HADES: She's crazy.
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>> APHRODITE: I am Aphrodite. The Goddess of Love.
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>> ATHENA: Next!
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>> APHRODITE: Okay.
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>> POSEIDON: I like water.
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>> HADES: Ha, that's good. I like fire!
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>> POSEIDON: [BLEEP] you!
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>> HADES: We use you to flush our [BLEEP].
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[EVERYONE OOHING]
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>> ATHENA: Fiya! Sick! Sick!
>> ZEUS: Haha, yeah.
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>> ATHENA: Don't touch me.
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>> HADES: Your breath stinks.
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>> ZEUS: Anyway, let's look up and see who our next victim is.
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>> ATHENA: Pons
>> APHRODITE: Lele Pons!
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>> ATHENA: Lilly Singh? No Lele Pons.
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>> HADES: Dime Mami.
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>> ZEUS: She's alright, she's alright.
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Okay, let's start off with water boy and go around this way.
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Let the ritual begin!
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[MUSIC]
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[LELE SCREAMING & CRYING]
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[MUSIC]
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>> APHRODITE: It's show time!
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>> TWON KUYPER: No way!
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>> LELE PONS: Hey! I think I love you!
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>> TWON KUYPER: Look, I... I have a girl...
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Come here! I love you!
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Wait, who are you?
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No! I love you!
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Wait!
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Yes!
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I love you! No!
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What's going on?
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>> OSCAR MIRANDA: Woo! Woo! Woo! Do not go in there!
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>> LELE PONS: What do you want?
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>> TWON KUYPER: Oh my God! I love you so much!
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You're my dream woman!
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I love it when you talk Spanish!
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>> APHRODITE: My work here is done!
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Oh [BLEEP]!
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>> LELE PONS: Oh what a beautiful day!
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>> ZEUS: I am Zeus!
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>> LELE PONS: It's not even raining!
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>> ZEUS: Ha!
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>> LELE PONS: What?
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[BLEEP] you!
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>> INANNA SARKIS: Oh my God! Why didn't we bring a ball? This is so boring.
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>> LELE PONS: I know everybody has a ball.
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>> INANNA SARKIS: What are we gonna do?
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>> LELE PONS: Let's play soccer. Let's play soccer!
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>> INANNA SARKIS: Yeah, but they're not gonna let us play. We should have brought our own fricking-
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>> LELE PONS: Girls, do you see-
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[MUSIC]
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>> ATHENA: Ready?
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[MUSIC]
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Set.
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[MUSIC]
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Attack!
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>> LELE PONS: What?!
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[MUSIC]
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>> ATHENA: This is Sparta sis!
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>> LELE PONS: Yo today has been the worst day of my life.
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>> HADES: I've been waiting all year for this!
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>> LELE PONS: Like I'm so tired. Everything has gone wrong for me all day. I mean seriously why can't...
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>> HADES: She went through a lot today and I can't do this.
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>> LELE PONS: And I feel like I'm gonna cry.
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>> HADES: This breaks my heart.
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>> LELE PONS: I don't know what to do. You know like...
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>> HADES: Zeus! I can't!
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>> LELE PONS: I just need one friend!
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>> HADES: I'll take care of you Mami. I'll take care...
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Lele!
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[HADES HYSTERICAL]
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[GODS TALKING]
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>> APHRODITE: The dog was chasing me!
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>> ZEUS: Alright guys. Alright. Guys. Til' next year. Thank you so much for coming. It was really fun.
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[LELE LAUGHING]
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>> LELE PONS: You forgot one thing.
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I'm Medusa.
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>> NARRATOR: And that was the last day the Gods' came to Earth to do that ritual.
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>> MEDUSA: The end.
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