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Crazy Mall Kiosk Salesman 2: Leo's Pride - YouTube
Channel: Studio C
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鈾櫔
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[people murmuring]
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Matt: Makes it hard, doesn't it?
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Stacy: Yeah, I don't know,
it's like really crazy,
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I didn't realize that.
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[all gasp]
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Um, what's
happening?
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Quiet!
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He'll hear you!
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Boy, get off me!
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Stacey: Who's going to hear us?
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Whitney:<i> Leo</i> the kiosk salesman.
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[dramatic sound]
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Wait, wait, you guys
are all freaking out
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over a mall kiosk guy?
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[dramatic sound]
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Matt: Stacy, no!
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You guys are insane.
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[splat]
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[Whitney screams]
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[wailing music]
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He's been free
sampled in the face!
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Ocean breeze.
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He's not
messing around.
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What do we do?
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We press on.
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Not because we don't care,
but because A&H Joggers
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are the first and only
pants that give me a booty.
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Natalie:<i> He's everywhere.</i>
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He's omnipresent.
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How do we avoid him?
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With the ultimate human
interaction deterrent.
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Thank you for
volunteering, Jeremy.
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Thank you,
Jeremy.
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Jeremy,
so good.
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Natalie:<i> You can do it.</i>
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Whatever.
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Okay, Jeremy.
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<i> [headphones] Let the sound
of my brave voice guide you.</i>
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<i> Stay calm and pretend you're
listening to a new hip album</i>
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from...
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Adam:<i> The...Things.</i>
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Natalie:<i> Backstreet Boys.</i>
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The Backstreet Boys.
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<i> Ugh.</i>
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Leo [headphones]:<i>
Feliz Navidad, Jeremy.</i>
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<i> Did you really think headphones
would deter Leo?</i>
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How are you doing this?
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Leo can hack into any phone
in the mall.
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<i> Because Leo's cousins are the
Verizon kiosk guys.</i>
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Jeremy: What do you
want from me?
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Simple.
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Buy Leo's new holiday-themed
"Dead Sea" lotion.
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No way, man.
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Those are made from the
blubber of killer whales!
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Yeah.
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I watch Netflix
documentaries.
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I guess I can't
convince you.
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Or can I?
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[dramatic sound]
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Pomegranate Palpatine anyone?
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[cries]
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Jeremy!
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Leo leaves us
no choice.
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We're going to have to
Trojan Horse this bad boy.
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Adam will carry Whit inside
the bag.
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<i> Leo will stop Adam, allowing
Whitney to escape safely.</i>
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This is brilliant!
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This is stupid!
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Happy Hanukkah, sir.
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Can Leo interest you
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in lotion guaranteed to remove
stretch marks?
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Adam:<i> Why would I</i> want that?
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I have to
have it!
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Give it to me,
please, please!
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You're pathetic!
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Leo also has lotion for
bronies, called...
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Lebrotion.
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I have to have it!
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Give it to me,
please, please!
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This, this is
full of lotion.
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So's this.
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We're not proud.
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Matt:<i> All right, Natalie.</i>
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<i> Time to employ the
teenage herd tactic.</i>
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[whispered] I can't
believe that worked.
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Attention, holiday shoppers.
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<i> For the next 60</i> seconds, all
Nintendo Switches are...
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FREE.
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[children screaming]
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What are you doing, Leo?
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Thinning...
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the herd.
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[rumbling]
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[dramatic music]
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No!
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Natalie!
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Leo!
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[crying]
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[dramatic music]
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Leo!
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Brother!
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<i> Help me!</i>
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Long...
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live...
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the lotion!
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Natalie:<i> NO!</i>
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What am I going to do?
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Shop online,
Natalie.
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Shop online, and
never return.
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[crying]
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Wait.
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That's actually really
bad for business.
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Leo got way too
into character.
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[clapping]
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Well done!
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Yes!
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Well done, watching that
video!
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You know, I think you have
the talent to like us.
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Yes.
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And to subscribe!
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Nay, I think you have the
talent to comment below!
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Oh, well done!
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You've got it!
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You can do it!
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You're a superstar!
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Good job!
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I believe in you!
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