SOCIAL MEDIA CULTURE | CARRYMINATI - YouTube

Shaant Bhosd$#$# Main Tumhare Mummy Nahi Hoon

jinke khaane mein wahi swaad doobara aane laga hai

khair, ye video thodi alag hone vali hai , mujhe maaf kar do

is video mein *leli bhai leli khol ke leeli bhai mazaa aagaya target kar diya bhai* nahi likh paaoge

Lekin aapne maa ki umar abhi bhi maang sakte ho

Mein aaj baat karne jaa raha hoon social media ke bareien mein

aur mera kya anubhav raha hain

Ho sakta hai yeh video dekhar tumhari peeth mein se pankh nikal jaaye

aur tum angel ban jao

Ho sakta hain tumhe mera nazariya samaj naa aaye

aur tum bolo yeh kya lau$$ ka influence hai

lekin tab bhi mera tumhara haath milake kehna chahunga its ok

matt mann, maa chu$# *leeli bhai leeli khol ke leeli bhai mazaa aagaya target kar diya bhai*

Just Kidding. Nahi Nahi, koi dikkat nahi hai, tum apna paksh bhi rakh sakte ho

agar tumhari maa ki umar badh gayi ho toh sharam aati hai ke woh bhi comment karke maangni padhegi?

Khair Aao yaar, Mujhe Gyaan Ka ChooD$# kehne ke liye taiyaar ho jaao

0Aur shuru karte hai, bina kisi Bakchodi ke

social media aur asli zindagi ke beech ki line bahut patli hai

par hai, bohot jor se hai

jab tum social media par baat karate hain to tumhare paas pahale se hi ek context hota hai

Kis cheez ka context? Gyaan ke ChooD$#

Woh nirbhar karta hai ki tum kis site ya APP par ho.

jaise jab koi tindar par chatting kar raha hai, tab sabko pata hai kis baare main baat ho rahi hai

Finally ek platform jahan bina rok tok ke government ko gaali de sakte hai

Lekin jaise tum tinder pe baat karte ho, waise asli zindagi main karoge toh

toh society ka thappad lagega aur nishkasit kar diye jaoge

aisi thoot ragdai hogi ki kohinoor ki chamak de de

Aur ab ye sites Apps sirf ek connecting point nahin balki ek

culture ban chuke hai jaise youtube ya reddit

jitna cool tumhe yeh culture lagega, utna tum uska hissa banna chahoge

pehle tum sirf un cool logon ko dekhoge, phir un cool logon ko replicate karne ki naakaam koshish karoge

lekin dheere dheere tumhari apni pehchaan ban jaayegi

aur us waqt jo log culture main naye naye aayenge woh tumhe cool samjhenge

"yah baat badi kyu hai? Gyaan Ke Chod#@ !!"

Kyunki woh tumhare liye ek aisi jagah ban jaati hai jahan chahe asli zindagi "main" log tumhe bolte ho,

Abey, pasina hai Bhosa$#@$ Naaha ke Aa, "par" wahan log tumhe phir bhi cool samjh te hai

us culture ka hissa hona jaan bacha sakata hai kyonki hum sabhi ko bas ek hi cheez chahiye

desh drohee the return Aapki nazdeeki Choota$# main

nahi nahi, hum jaise hain, humein uss cheez ki izzat chahiye

jo jagah woh deti hai, hum wahi ke

hum sabh internet culture ka hissa hain, jo aur chote cultures main bata hua hai

yeh chote chote cultures ek doosre ke saath ladte hai, jhagad te hai

aur kabhi kabhar ek doosre main ghulke ek bada culture bana lete hai

isi khilwaad ko kehte hai social media culture

social media humare dimaag ki munchies hai,

chahe kitna "hi" dard ho raha ho, hum khaate hi chale jaate hai

inhi bhookmangi harkaton ke vajah se humari dimaag main diversity aachuki hai

pehle hum sochte the bhai, ronaldo banunga nahi toh sharukh khan toh banna hi hai

Ab hum sochte hai, ronaldo sharukh khan bhad main jaaye,

Dan Bilzerian banna hai. Shot pe shot maarne hai bhai

Bhosa#$@, Dalaal nahi hoon main

isi diversity ke vajah se, kabhi kabhi humara dimaag bhi kharaab ho jaata hai

yeh koi nayi baat nahin hai, jab tum apni zindagi doosron se compare karoge toh andhere ke alawa kuch nahi dikhega

Hum sab kahi na kahi maanyata rakhte hai ki zindagi ek picture hai aur hum us ke hero

Lekin jab yeh hero ka bubble phoonta hai, humari duniya bikhar jaati hai.

aur social media pe aisa kisi ke saath aisa nahi hua ho, Ho hi nahi sakta.

"bubble kaise phootata hai? Gyaan Ke CHood#@!!

Socho tum ek lower middle class aadmi the, jiske zindagi main itna paisa nahi tha

lekin tumne ghisayi kari aur ab tum ek Entrepreneur ban chuke ho

pehle ek Alto thi aur ab honda city aa chuki hai

500 gaj ka makaan hai, sab badiya chal raha hai,

aur tumhe lagta hai ki tumne apni zindagi main kuch ukhaad liya hai.

Ab tum jaate ho social media pe apne saath ke entrepreneurs ki zindagi dekhne

Bikhar gai duniya. hum sabko peeche rehne ka darr hai

Dekho, dikkat tab nahi hai jab tum aur tumhara dost gareeb hai

Dikkat tab hai jab tumhara dost ameer ho gaya ho aur tum akele gareeb bache ho.

Humein example chahiye? Gyaan Ke CHood#@!!

Socho Taimur thoda sa bada ho gaya hai, uska 22 1/2 meeter lamba highway pe poster laga hai

networth apne baap se bhi zyaada ho gayi hai

launda zindagi ke saare maze le raha hai aur uske dost therapy le rahe hai

Baat uske parents ki nahi hai. ok, shuru se shuru karte hai

mera sapna tha ki main bhi apne dost ki tarha millionnaire ban jaau

maine APPs banaye, bitcoin mein invest kiya, par lagta hai mera time jaa chuka hai

hmm,kitne saal ke ho? logon ko teen batata hoon, waise paanch

Hmm, late ho gaye bhai, agle janam main try karo. kya pata woh dost tumhara baap ban jaaye

Hmm, makes sense. Is body ka kaun karega, aap karoge?

Ab Kuch logon ko yeh batane main badi khushi hoti hai ki kaise woh social media pe nahi hai

aur unki zindagi tumse behtar hai

my dopamine doses are not social media, its nature, nature ke paas jaana chahiye,

nature ko appreciate karna chahiye, nature ka part ban na chahiye

Nature naak pe dasega aur pandra minute main maut ho jaayegi.

Paanch saal ghuse raho nature main, ped paudhe tumse baat karna chaalu nahi kar denge

Ek kutta agar haddi na chabaye, toh woh kutta hona chod nahi dega

chahe tum social media chalao ya na chalao, humari zindagi bikharti rahegi

Toh Daalni padegi. "Kya? Gyaan Ke ChoD$#!!" Aadat

Social media pe zindagi sirf dikhti hi nahi, banti bhi hai

Jinki Thaali social media bharta hai, unhe kehte hai influencers

"Woh Kaise? Gyaan Ke ChoD$#!!"

aao tumhe udaaharan deta hoon. mivi ke sale chal rahi hai. mivi duo pods A25, 999 mein mil rahe hai

Iska bass shareer main lagte hi, haddiya kadkada deta hai,

iske buds main 13 MM drivers hai jiski bareek tuning kar rakhi hai

Taki tum jo bhi suno, tumhare ghode khul jaaye. Battery badhiya hai,

to tum ghanto tak apni duniya main kho sakte ho

yeh hai made in India hai, made in India Sabko chahiye made in India

Bhar gayi thaali. "Influencer kaise bante hai? gyaan ke Chood$# !!"

influencer banane se pehle, har praani internet ke culture ka hissa hota hai

Lekin vo kuch anokhee aur nayi cheez leke aata hai jo us culture ke baaki logon ko aanand dila deti hai

lekin itna kaafi nahi hai. Woh praani influencer tab ghoshit kiya jaata hai

jab woh apne culture ki awaaz ban sake

par influencer aur uske culture ke love story ke beech aate hai, HATERS

Ab zyaada tar influencers se jab poocha jaata hai, how do you do handle hate?

i dont give them any mental space, mujhe koi farak nahi padta, mere parents ko farak nahi padta,

pyaar khao, pyaar baato, peace, XOXO HEART SIGN

Lekin phir apni stories main bade bade paragraphs chaap denge.

#stophate ka campaign chaalu kar denge

Haan Chalate Hai hum Porn site. Kya Karloge? Adhaar Card Nikalwaoge?

Apne Gutter Par Lagi KAI bhi na khilau tum Suwaron Ko Aapki Baat Nahi ho rahi hai

Iraada bura nahi hai, par apni vishesh adhikaari gaa$# ko BMW main bethke sympathy maangoge, toh kataye chuti#@ lagoge.

"Haters kahaan see aate hai? Gyaan Ke Chood#@!!"

Jaise Jaise influencer ki upasthiti badti hai, uspe doosre culture ki aankhen bhi padti hai.

Lekin har internet culture alag hai. Toh agar vo influencer unke culture se ulti baat kar raha ho,

tab woh ban jaate hai haters

Influencers aur haters ke beech yeh khel chalta rehta hai. Jahan dono party apne cultures badalte rehte hai.

lekin phir ek aisa waqt aata hai, jab dono ek culture ka hissa hote hai.

Tab woh hater supporters main badal jaata hai. Aur jaise hi woh dono alag culture main jaate hai,

kahaani wapis palat jaati hai

Aur Kya tumhe pata hai, main do saal pehle taxi chalata tha? phir meri lottery lag gayi

Aise bataane ka liye toh main kuch bhi bata sakta hoon,

lekin bina saboot ke baatein sirf Bakchodi lagti hai

is video main yehjo teen ladke hai, unhe maine banaya that apne haters se saath ghulne ke liye.

Haan, 007 waali bakchodi.

Khair, kuch aise platforms hain jahan log sirf tumhari taang nahi kheechte hai,

balki tumhari tang ko dheere dheere katke tumhare aankhon ke saamne khaate hai

Aisa hi ek platform hai Reddit. Yahaan logon se zyaada ek kutte ki izzat ki jaati hai. yeh tab bhi theek hai

Warna twitter pe khud #Bantwitter trend kar raha hota hai.

Khair maine in teeno laundon ka ek naya reddit page banaya

Jahaan maine apne aap ko hate karte hue memes daali.

Yeh Maine isliye kiya kyunki reddit aur mere beech kuch samanya nahi tha

Mujhe ek aisa bakra chahiye tha, jo katne ke liye taiyaar ho. Main.

Iski wajah se mujhe reddit pe woh mili jiski mujhe koi umeed nahi thi

Izzat Lekin Kutte Jitni nahi. Tab mujhe samajh main aaya unka internet culture.

Uss page ke zariye main un logon ke sath khel kood sakta hoon.

par asal main inki aur meri duniya ka koi taal mail nahi hai

Tabhi mujhe woh haters lagte the

Main us page pe abhi bhi jaata rehta hoon aur hum ek doosre ki tang khaate rehte hai

Wow kya love story hai

Jab koi vyakti kisi influencer ke post pe hate comment chodta hai tab woh uss influencer ke baare main nahi

us vyakti aur uske internet culture ke baare main hai

Influencers aur haters, dono ka ek hi maqsad hai, apne internet culture ko sabse cool saabit karna

Ek hater influencer se nahi, influencer ke khayalon se aur harkaton se trigger hota hai

Dekho, yeh woh video nahi hai jahaan main batau ki tumhe kya karna chahiye ya nahi karna chahiye

Doodh Peete bachchon se leke chai gatakte buddhon tak, koi acha bura nahi hai,

Sab apne culture ke hisaab se chal rahi hai.

Aur agar hum unse woh cheen lenge toh social media ka point hi kya hai?

Social media pe tum bakchodi bhi kar sakte ho aur phoont bhi sakte ho, lekin yeh haq akela tumhara nahi hai

Social media pe koi bhi kisi ko kuchbhi keh sakta hai.

Yahan Ambani se leke rickshawale tak, sab saamanya hai

Bichare bade log, unse asli zindagi main sab sir sir karke baatein karte hain

lekin social media pe khokhewala Gaan$# likhke chala jaata hai.

Batao ek ameer insaan kaise jiye aisi duniya main? Bichaare bhage bhaage jaate hai poori duniya ko batane

ek khokewala mujhe gaandu keh raha hai

Humain jaisi jagah chahiye, social media humare liye vo jagah ban jaati hai.

Kuch logon ke liye kaam ki jagah hai, kuch logon ke liye bakchodi ki,

kuch logon ke liye yeh bas ek kabaad hai jahan woh apna gussa nikaal sakte hai

Aur yahi hai social media ka jadoo. Ab isse zyaada na toh main gyaan Cho$ sakta hoon, aur na tum le sakte ho.

Toh yaar bas, yeh TedX waali bakchodi yahin khatam karte hai.

Agar tumhara mukut chakra khula, toh like maaro.

Aim karte hain 5 million likes ke liye. "Yeh Hum kyun Kare? Gyaan Ke Chood$#!!"

Taaki main shorts daalne pe majboor na ho jaau

Mivi ki India Ki Awaaz ki Sale chal rahi hai, saare products pe 70% tak off chal raha hai.

Toh bhag ke Mivi.in pe jaao. Link in Description.

Aur agar tum log naye ho toh subscribe karo.

Is channel pe main khaana banana sikhata hoon. Aur roz do videos upload karta hoon.

Ab chalo yaar. tumhare tarah vella nahi hoon ki Youtube be bad bakchodi kare jaaun. Asli kaam bhi hai mujhe.

Ajay!! Haan, Aa raha hoon didi. palak banana hai na aaj?