FINANCIAL AID LIES | Renny - YouTube

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>> TYRONE: Is this financial aid?
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>> FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: Come in.
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>> TYRONE: Alright.
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>> FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: What do you want?
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>> TYRONE: I need to pay my college tuition man.
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>> FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: Why are you asking me?
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>> TYRONE: What?
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Aren't you the financial advisor?
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I don't know what I'm gonna do man.
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I can't pay for nice [BLEEP] man.
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I can't pay for books. I can't pay for candy. For some [BLEEP].
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I can't pay for chocolate.
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Calculator and the pencil.
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[FART NOISE]
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>> FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: Here's the deal.
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I can give you the money.
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Only under one condition.
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You gotta...
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You gotta work, work, work, work, work,
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>> TYRONE & FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: He see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
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[FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR SINGING]
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>> TYRONE: Dry!... Me a -
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Damn! Stop playing around man! Stop playing around.
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I'm serious.
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>> FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: I gotchu, okay?
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Listen.
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We are friends.
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We are friends.
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We are!
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We are friends! Yeah!
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We are friends! Yeah!
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We are friends! We are-
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>> TYRONE: Come on man! Stop playing. Stop playing.
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>> FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: Let's make a deal, alright?
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I'll give you 500 dollars, if you leave here right after and don't tell no body.
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No body never got this type of money, but you gonna get it.
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I gotchu.
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I gotchu man. Hold on.
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I gotchu.
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I know.
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>> TYRONE: What are you doing man?
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[BLEEP] let go man! Let go!
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>> FINANCIAL AID ADVISOR: You got it baby!
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You were right man. You a good kid.
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You a good kid.
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>> TYRONE: Yes!
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Come on boy!
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That's what I'm talking about baby.
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Who the man? You the man! You the man! You the man!
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[SAD MUSIC]
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[EXIT MUSIC]