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Weekend Update: Colin Jost and Michael Che Swap Jokes - SNL - YouTube
Channel: Saturday Night Live
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THE CDC IS WARNING PEOPLE NOT TO
EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH,
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BECAUSE IT MAY CONTAIN GERMS
THAT CAUSE SEVERE DIARRHEA.
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BUT ON THE BRING SIDE, YOU CAN
EAT COOKIE DOUGH WITHOUT GAINING
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WEIGHT.
IN AND OUT.
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>>> IT WAS REPORTED THAT THE BOY
SCOUTS OF AMERICA ARE
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CONSIDERING FILING FOR
BANKRUPTCY IN THE FACE OF
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DECLINING MEMBERSHIP.
YEAH, APPARENTLY THERE'S SOME
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PROBLEM WITH THEIR BUSINESS
MODEL OF HOPING PARENTS WILL PAY
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ADULT STRANGERS TO TAKE THEIR
CHILDREN DEEP INTO THE WOODS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> THE OCCASION OF SEX
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ISLAND -- TERRIBLE TRANSITION.
DIDN'T KNOW THAT WOULD BE BACK
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TO BACK.
THAT'S NOT A WEIRD BASH TO GET.
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THE LOCATION OF SEX ISLAND,
WHICH IS A FOUR-DAY DRUG FUELED
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EVENT FEATURING PROSTITUTES AT
AN EXCLUSIVE RESORT IS VEALED TO
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BE AN ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF
TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO, THIS
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ACCORDING TO THE PLANE TICKET I
SAW IN CHE'S HANDS.
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>> SEE YOU THERE!
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>>> FIREFIGHTERS IN TEXAS SAVED
MORE THAN 100 SNAKES, INCLUDING
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PYTHONS AND BOA CONSTRICTORS
FROM A BURNING HOME, SAID THE
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HOMEOWNER, COOL, SO WHERE IS MY
WIFE?
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>>> IT WAS ANNOUNCED THE
BROADWAY MUSICAL ""AVENUE Q"
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ABOUT RAUNCHY PUPPETS WILL CLOSE
IN THE SPRING AFTER 15 YEARS.
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BUT IF YOU STILL WANT TO SEE
RAUNCHY PUPPETS, JUST HEAD TO
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TIMES SQUARE AND WATCH ELMO KICK
A PIGEON.
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>>> A NEW STUDY FINDS FROGS ARE
CALLING FEMALES BUT ANOTHER
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STUDY SAYS, BE SHOPPING.
>>> SO WE'RE DOING SOMETHING
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DIFFERENT THIS YEAR READING
JOKES.
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>> THE OTHER PERSON IS GOING TO
MAKE THE OTHER PERSON READ A
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JOKE ON THE AIR THAT HE'S NEVER
SEEN BEFORE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO GO FIRST?
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>> YES, I DO.
>> OKAY.
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>> A CHURCH IN MASSACHUSETTS
CREATED A NATIVITY SCENE THAT
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COMMENTS ON THE IMMIGRATION
DEBATE BY PLACING THE BABY JESUS
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IN A CAGE.
WHERE HE BELONGS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> A NEW STUDY SHOWS THE
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AVERAGE AMERICAN TOUCHES THEIR
MOBILE DEVICE MORE THAN 2,000
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TIMES A DAY.
ONLY 2,000 TIMES, SAID MY PENIS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
OKAY.
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>> NIGERIA'S PRESIDENT MOHAMMED
BUHARI DENIED FOR MONTHS HE HAD
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BEEN REPLACED BY A LOOK-ALIKE
FROM SUDAN.
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SEE, AFRICANS CAN'T TELL BLACK
PEOPLE --
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>>> A NEW REPORT SHOWS HURRICANE
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FLORENCE WAS THE WETTEST
HURRICANE IN HISTORY, THE
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PREVIOUS FOR WETNESS WAS SET ON
THE OPENING NIGHT OF "MAGIC
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MIKE."
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> THIS IS ON CARDS.
I WANT TO SWITCH IT UP A LITTLE.
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CHE DIDN'T WRITE THIS ONE.
THIS IS ALL ME.
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