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ASLI MARD Chapter 3 Ft. Raftaar & Ashish Chanchlani | Salil Jamdar | Web Series Finale - YouTube
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In Asli Mard Chapter 2 you witnessed
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That due to watching porn, the Kaamdev (Indian God of Sax) of Modern times
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Had not just got ED aka Erectile Dysfunction
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But had also been diagnosed with PE aka Premature Ejaculation
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When his 6 hour long control had come down to 1 second
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Instead of trying to make his "instrument" erect again
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He thought it was better to jump from his building's terrace
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You're anyways not gonna do it
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Jumping is easy, but flying is difficult
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And to make "it" fly is even more difficult
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Who are you?
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Original Kaamdev (Indian God of Sax)
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Lord!
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Can you for once, make me the "real man" once again?
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Chapter 3: The Real Man
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New Chapter
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New Location
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New Looks!
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Ok Lord
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What is this Lord?
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THE CONTRACT TO REAL MANHOOD!
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As soon as you sign this contract
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Your "instrument" will begin to fly once again
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*Lyrics to a Bollywood movie song meaning Fly higher higher higher*
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The contract to real manhood
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150 days No P*RN Challenge
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What is this?
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Don't watch P*RN for 150 days
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And you will transform from an impotent to a real man
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Hahahaha....150 days
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Don't joke Lord
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I can't control myself for 1 hour
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And you want me to do it for 150 days...Hahaha
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Prabhu has gone mental
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He says 150 days
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We can't even control ourselves for 1 hour
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You aren't aware of the fact that kids these days
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Have so much of stress, depression, and anxiety
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Which is the reason why we watch P*RN
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The doctor had also said the same thing
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And prescribed medicines for it too
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What?!!
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In Chapter 2...You had sung a song, right?
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I got deceived
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What was the first line of that song?
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The cursed days of 6th grade those were
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Was sitting quietly enjoying my lollipop
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When my senior said, "Look kid"
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This is how your 'instrument' is to be used
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Wow
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So when that 11 year old kid was enjoying his lollipop
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Was he stressed at that time? Or depressed?
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No no...He was totally chilled at that time
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Then why did he start watching P*RN?
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And when did the stress begin?
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When I realized that real life is totally different from the world of P*RN
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So what should you conclude as the actual reason for your stress?
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Because of the people in real life
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It was because of P*RN you idiot!
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In fact using stress and depression as an excuse to watch P*RN is also a sign of impotency
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But P*RN provides you with sex education...Right?
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I had seen it in Ashish's video (Ashish Chanchlani - One of India's topmost YouTubers)
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His dad wished to give him Sex Education
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But he had already learnt everything by watching Naughtyy America
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#GuptGyaan (Secret knowledge - name of the video)
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What an awesome video it was, Lord
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I went Lol lol lol on watching it
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Then tell me one thing
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Even after watching 80000 GB of it
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Why are you still a Virgin?
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But...If we don't watch P*RN
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Then how will we know where to "insert it"
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Dude how do you think dogs know it
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How did your forefathers know it huh?!
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Ashish Chanchlaniiiiii
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Ashish Chanchlani
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Views!
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Hey Lord
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Why are you repeatedly showering lightning
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Is your dad gonna pay off the electricity bill?
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Now tell me what's wrong...Why are you screaming?
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What have you come here for? This is the "50 Million" zone
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Ashish Chanchlani...Why did you fool me?
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Why did you tell me to learn sex by watching Naughtyy America
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You stupid piece of shit
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That was a joke!
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What the fuckely phuckety fakfakfakaaakfak fakk
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Don't you guys understand a simple joke?
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Why do you guys come up with random conclusions from each of my videos
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That poor dad in the video
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Is trying to give Sex Education to his child
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And as usual that kid thinks he knows everything
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Just like every kid does
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When did I say
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That by watching P*RN you learn to have sex?
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What
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Dude P*RN is not sex education
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P*RN is rape education
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Do you know
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That when 90% of the rapists are interrogated after the crime
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It is found out that
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They were inspired by some violent or extreme P*RN
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All they show in P*RN is that
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These girls who are a part of it are super horny
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She is always ready, be it the day or the night
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She is ready to f*ck
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Be it a plumber, a milkman, or even a dog
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Even if 10 guys come together at once, she is happily ready to G*ngbang too
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This very same G*ngbang turns into a gang rape in real life
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Thanks to P*RN overdose every second child
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Grows up with the very same mindset that
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Every girl is ready to get laid here
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*Recollecting a scene from Chapter 1*
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And when this situation takes place in real life
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When these assh*les try to rape a girl
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And she resists
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That hurts their ego
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They end up getting frustrated thinking that
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Why isn't she enjoying it?
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I am gonna beat her up really bad
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I am gonna beat her up, burn her, and insert a rod into her
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There is definitely a problem with her. She must enjoy it
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What unbelievable?
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What you did with Mia at the end of Chapter 1
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That too was almost rape you idiot
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Do you know when the Priyanka Reddy rape and murder case happened
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What was one of the most searched term on P*RN sites after that?
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Dr Priyanka Reddy
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Leave that...Do you know almost 40% of P*RN
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Is a form of rape only
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These people who are addicted to P*RN
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They don't enjoy watching normal P*RN after a while
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They want something different
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Something creative
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Something 'Forced', 'Extreme', 'Violent'
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And regular P*RNstars cannot perform any of these
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So to fulfill this demand of theirs, P*RN firms indulge in
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Sex Trafficking
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Young girls are kidnapped
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Are forcefully induced with drugs, are beaten up
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And are made to perform these scenes
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So most of these scenes that you watch of 'Bondage' and 'Slavery'
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A lot of times these are real
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They are induced with such large amounts of drugs
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They don't realise what is happening with them
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'AN*L' is your fantasy, right?
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Do you know how their 'AN*L' videos are made?
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Cocaine is put into their ass
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So that it becomes numb and they can't feel the pain
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Mia Khalifa is your favourite right?
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I'm sure you watch all her videos
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But have you watched her recent interview?
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In which she has exposed the whole P*RN industry
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There are so many of such Ex P*RNstars
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Who have come out with their real life stories
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They have been beaten up so hard with whips
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They ended up having permanent marks on their thighs
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Who knows what sort of objects have they inserted in different parts of their body
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That has caused damage to their internal organs too
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A lot of them even end up breaking their jaw
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Bro the girls who face such torture
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Don't they complain about it to anyone?
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After every P*RN shoot an 'Exit Interview' takes place
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Where these actors have to say that whatever has happened with them
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Has happened with their wish, their consent
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And that they have enjoyed it too
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And if they refuse to say so
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They don't get paid
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So basically, all these P*RN scenes that you guys watch
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Won't even give you the slightest of idea
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That were they consensual, or a form of rape
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Give me the Contract to Real Manhood!
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Lord
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He is ready
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I vow to not watch P*RN for 150 days
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I'll die but not watch it
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Even a single thought about it and a Sax Toy in my ass
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Good child
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Now I'll have to fap using my imagination everyday lord
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Who told you masturbation is allowed child?
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What?!
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You should always sign a contract only after reading it completely
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The useless Kiki Challenge
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The useless ice bucket challenge
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The useless tikthok make up challenge made for eunuchs
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Useless Bottle flip Challenge
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It's time the boys of my country
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No P*RN for 150 days
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Prove yourself by doing this challenge
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Leave your impotency behind
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Prove yourself as a real man
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Kill your inner enemy
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Give your instrument some cooling
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If your fingers wish to fidget
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Screw you P*RN
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Screw you P*RN
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Screw you P*RN
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Damn you P*RN
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There is only 1 solution to get rid of your addiction
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Bear the torture
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There is no other option
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Meditation in the morning
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Do the Kegel's Exercise
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During the time you pee
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With time you will get rid of
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Premature Ejaculation
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But it will not be as easy
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To get back your erection
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Screw you P*RN
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Screw you P*RN
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Screw you fapping
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Do not masturbate
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What's wrong in fapping
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If I'm not watching P*RN
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What's wrong in masturbation?
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You thought this series was on Porn addiction
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The real motive of it is way beyond that
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What you drain away in the bathroom just like urine
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Come let me tell you what all you lose because of it
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Lord...Lord
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You're going a bit off beat
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You'll have to rap a bit faster
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Yeah you know I'm a singer and not a rapper so...
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But I wanted to speak about a lot of things so..I thought that
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Maybe I should quickly rap and say it...yeah
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Lord considers himself to be Raftaar
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Raftaar bro (One of India's topmost rappers)
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You thought this video was on P*RN addiction
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But its real motive is way beyond that
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What you drain away in the bathroom just like urine
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Let me tell you what all you lose due to it
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Semen, your life giving energy
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Unnecessarily draining away your energy is your fault
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You are Thanos, this is your infinity stone
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If you lose this, you lose everything
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80 drops of blood make 1 drop of semen
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30 kgs of food create a 15 gram drop of it
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Too much of fidgeting with it causes it to swell
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Yet these foolish people don't wanna improve
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When semen is created, your fuel gets stored
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That helps your engine run, makes you He-man
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Your 'gun' starts working, makes you Human
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Else how will you reproduce further?
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Steve Jobs and Tyson conserved it
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Da Vinci and Newton conserved it
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Vivekananda preached everyone
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How your inner energy is to be conserved and enhanced
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So for once, you should stop too
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Care a bit for your body as well
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Conserve your semen to experience your full potential
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Choose now what you wish to do
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Red pill - No P*RN no fapping, Blue pill - No P*RN mild fapping
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Dark circles began to reduce
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Muscle weight began to increase
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White hair began to disappear
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Started sleeping peacefully
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Focus and memory improved
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Depression, Weakness and Stress began to disappear one by one
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And then I was shocked
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Girls started looking at me
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My instrument began to fly too
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Felt connected with God too
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Revolutionary innovative ideas
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Started forming in my mind
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Opened a channel on YouTube, and began cleaning its unpleasant elements
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I became a dude yeah
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A totally cool dude yeah
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Impotency no more yea yea yeaah
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People say
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My India is an upcoming superpower
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Coz the population of youth is extremely high over here
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But when everyone is busy fapping
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How in the world will we be a superpower
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We will make survival impossible for you
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150 days
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If you won't watch it
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Their business will shut
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The root problem will die
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And 'instruments' will fly
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I don't want the government to ban P*RN
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I want us to stop P*RN
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If you are a real man then prove it by taking up the 150 day #NoPornChallenge
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