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the american presidency
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it has been held by america's smartest
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america's boldest and africa's worst
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but now of all the presidents
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america is blessed to be living under
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its greatest
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trump is the greatest president since
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ronald reagan in the history of our
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country
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nobody has done more than i have the
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most presidential person
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ever i don't believe there's been any
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president that has done
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more he's got me down as the greatest
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president in the history of our country
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including george washington and abraham
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donald j trump the greatest president
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of all time in history
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america's first president was a
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brilliant general who won our freedom
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from the hostile ancestors
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of meghan markle but president trump
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is an even superior military mind
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in his first week he declared a travel
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ban that blocked hordes of muslim
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invaders from converting your home
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into a mosque for while previous
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presidents allowed muslims to infiltrate
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american society
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president trump knew they were just
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advanced scouts for an army
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of super muslims
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and although president ronald reagan
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defeated the mighty armies of the soviet
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union
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mr gorbachev tear down
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this wall he pales in comparison to
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president trump
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who has defeated the even mightier
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armies of mexico
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thanks to his leadership america is safe
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from its terrifying picante
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soldiers and our southern border is now
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secure forever
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because president trump has built the
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wall
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coming soon
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teddy roosevelt was an outdoorsman with
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a deep respect for nature
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but only donald trump a man brave enough
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to stare down the sun
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has made nature respect the president
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under president trump america is
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increasing its water supplies to record
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levels
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its pristine wilderness is seeing a boon
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in new energy jobs
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and president trump has ended the brutal
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windmill genocide against birds
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you want to see your bird graveyard go
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under a windmill someday
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rest in power pigeons so commanding is
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the president over nature that category
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5 hurricanes will change their course at
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the stroke of his pen
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abraham lincoln brought together a
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nation divided by war
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but president trump has united us even
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more by reaching out to the most
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marginalized americans
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whether they be white culture
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enthusiasts
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overzealous commandos or unorthodox
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babysitters i just wish her well
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and although president lincoln had to
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confront the confederacy a domestic
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rebellion with many fine people on both
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sides
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lincoln would have soiled his top hat if
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he had seen the group of traitors that
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confronted president trump
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i don't think he's fit for office a man
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who
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is pretty undisciplined he is unstable
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and he really
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should not have access to the nuclear
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codes
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to use his own words he's a very very
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bad guy
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but unlike president lincoln donald
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trump survived these vicious attacks
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he outflanked the generals he was too
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slick
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for the oil baron and he put the elf
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on the shelf you're fired get out boom
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you're fired
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and just as previous presidents pulled
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us from the ashes of pearl harbor in 9
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11.
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so too did donald trump guide america
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through the russia hoax
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and an impeachment over a perfect phone
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call i made a perfect call not a good
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call perfect call
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and it was perfect better than any phone
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call
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thomas jefferson made
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and abroad president trump has united
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america with global leaders as committed
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to democracy as himself
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vladimir putin the saudis
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and kim jong-un forging torrid new
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alliances
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we fell in love okay no really
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he wrote me beautiful letters we fell in
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love and he embraced the love that
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brought peace to america
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despite the strain it brought to his
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marriage
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in fact president trump has made such a
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good impression overseas that
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everyone wanted to come to america
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but not so fast because we still have
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the wall coming soon
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in darker times america spent a decade
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at the mercy of a nonsensical president
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we remain more than a collection of red
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states and blue
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incomprehensible but president trump's
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oratory has brought the english language
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to new heights
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and to new worlds the combat
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infantryman made a pivotal remove 10
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000 known or suspected gang members the
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nine elected 11 victims i have to tell
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you
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as bad as is to measure and
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other measures heart lung and liver
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transplants
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anonymous really an anomalous
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we just said another sock rocket these
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historical compliment shades
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yosemites your salmonites thailand
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god bless the united church donald
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trump's
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very very large a brain
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yes it truly has been four years of
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stunning accomplishment chase
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and by late february 2020 america had
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achieved a greatness never before
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seen on earth and that seems like a good
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place to wrap things up
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it is time to re-elect president donald
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trump
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so he can keep dangerous criminals off
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our streets
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finish the wall and become not just
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america's greatest president but the
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greatest
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leader of every country in the history
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of the world
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donald j trump the greatest president
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in the history of all time exclamation
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points
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