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[Music]
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gently
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gently
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gently
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the goofy cartoon ghost everybody's
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favorite brain dump character fear not
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youtube your prayers have been answered
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for i have arrived thank you thank you
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and you are welcome you are not a brain
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dumb character the brain dumb characters
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are me and bernbot and sometimes adolf
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when i can find him what you doing i'm
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trying to show the world what i truly am
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i'm not just some irreverent shock jock
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edgelord and i'm not some angry internet
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armchair critic i
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am an artist i always was and as an
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artist my ultimate purpose in life is to
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free the magnum opus that exists within
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me and this is what's gonna do it a
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house of cards
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it could be i was put on this planet to
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make something goofball i just need to
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figure out what it is i mean i need to
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start thinking about what my legacy's
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going to be what's the most popular
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thing i've ever made if i died tomorrow
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what would i most be remembered for um
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needlessly vulgar my little pony
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parodies oh that's terrible
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that's a horrible thing to be remembered
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for
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no no i can't let that happen i have to
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keep trying i want to be a real artist
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the kind of artist with something
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substantive to say some kind of
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genuinely insightful commentary to offer
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on what it means to be human you
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wouldn't understand you're just a
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cartoon ghost okay ouch you know maybe
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your brilliant contribution to the arts
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could be introducing the world to your
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adorable and hilarious ghost roommate
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who just so happens to be everyone's
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favorite brain dump character
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how many times do i have to tell you
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this goofball you are not a brain dump
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character i don't want you to be a brain
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dump character and i will never want you
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to be a brain dump character i don't
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even want you around me i don't want you
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living in my apartment and i will never
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want you around me and i will never want
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you living in my
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[Music]
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hello hello
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did you know your friend darius open
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well i
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i guess we know now
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in my country we say unlock dar is open
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invitation for new friendship
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yeah
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you shouldn't just walk into people's
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homes though we don't know you you can't
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just come in here but i did and i'd say
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you're a wondrous host mr silly bald man
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and his silly blue ghost
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hey uh i can see you're making your
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youtube show so
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i'm gonna get out of here and leave you
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to it
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sorry for interrupting goofball wait
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don't go
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[Music]
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hey
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you know you remind me of an older
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version of a younger version of myself
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i just moved in across the hall and i
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was a thinking you and i could be best
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friends why not yeah
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well why not is a good question whether
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follow your brain or follow your heart
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nobody knows where a friendship can
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start you know what let's just find out
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who you are mysterious stranger
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oh boy you got a lot of names
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oh well clearly that one's fake
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well mr
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poppy gloria goofball already knows this
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but we just met so i'll give you a pass
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but basically i don't love it when
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people interrupt while i'm doing my show
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and i certainly don't love it when
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strangers waltz into my apartment so i
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will kindly show you the exit or don't
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be a shower buster brown i'll cheer you
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up when i administer flip-flops
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stop it don't flip-flop me well you know
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what i say when life's full of boulders
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just shrug your shoulders that accent
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are
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are you a
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scottish pirate nein i am from schweden
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sweden okay well i've heard of sweden
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are you sure you don't mean sweden nein
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ist sworden okay
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well then what on earth is sweden
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oh sweet safe swooden it's a magical
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place where there's never sad smiles on
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each friendly friend's face everyone
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gets a free puppy and kitty the food
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tastes like love and the women are
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pretty the men have mustaches much
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softer than silk and the air has the
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sweet smell of fresh butterfly milk
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come
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let me take you there
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welcome to swoodin hey hey
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where every day is the 15th of may
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here we live without trying oh nobody's
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crying and our lovers would in my logans
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are flying
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what
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the sunshine is shining hey hey
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the rivers are running hey hey
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all the boaters are boating the floaters
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are floating and everyone's humming
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sweet notes in their throating
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[Music]
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florida
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so as you can see swooden is paradise
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its only flaw is that you have to wake
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up at 4 00 a.m to do laundry and if you
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use machine incorrectly people leave
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notes talking about how they want to
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murder you
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your country almost seems like the
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amalgamation of two or three different
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countries but
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we'll table that momentarily and the
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best part is in sweden everybody's
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dreams come true tell me silly bald man
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do you have a dream well
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that question kinda has a complicated
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answer i used to want to be an artist
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but i bungled that dream along the way
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somewhere
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irreparably burned too many bridges
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squandered too many opportunities made
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too many mistakes
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now i'm just trying to figure out what
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to do with the rest of my life now that
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everything i used to want is no longer
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on the table
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and to make ends meet i humiliate myself
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on the internet for money
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which i suppose is all an elongated way
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of saying
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i'm a youtuber well what a dewinky quink
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i am also a tuber of the you you're a
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youtuber
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no kidding
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give it a peep then read it and weep
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whoa
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that's a lot of subscribers
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oof i'd do anything to get that kind of
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recognition
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recognition you know the more people
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there are who know you the more people
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there are who hate you why i bet there
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are more people who hate my guts than
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there are people who even know you exist
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i don't make videos for recognitions i
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do it to make people happy there are
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people in this world who work hard and
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have difficult lives and coming home at
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the end of a hard day and watching me
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sit on floor and play tambourine makes
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them happy for some reason so it's
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important that i do it for them and it
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does not matter if it is small group of
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people or large group of people
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if your videos make people happy
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then that means
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you are important too
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you know mr gloria you're not so bad
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you're not so bad at all
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i'd be lucky to be friends with someone
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like you
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i guess being important is nice
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and i am glad that i make people happy
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but
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i just wish that being a youtuber made
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me happy sounds like you're in a slump
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and slumps are no fun and slumping
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yourself is not easily done yeah you can
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say that again you know when i was a kid
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people were always telling me that i had
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potential and that i was talented enough
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to be successful as an artist
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it was an easy enough job to do when i
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knew it and all that was left to do was
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to do it
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but i must be some kind of a schnook
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because i blew it
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and now
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oh how i wish wish wish i could get away
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from it all get away from it all
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well
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yeah
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get away from this life be someone else
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for a while i thought i wanted to be a
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monk
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but the monastery i emailed never
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responded to me
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or maybe just
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go back and do things differently
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so i don't end up a failure
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just rewind my life and do it all over
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again but you can't you can't be back
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with your auntie wolfy waffoon eating
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harmony grits with a big silver spoon
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none of us can no matter the day or the
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month or the year your life is not there
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your life is right here
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so
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you're saying
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i need to learn to be happy no matter
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what my life is like
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there are people with much worse lives
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than you who are happy
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i know
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i know
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i know
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the greek stoic epic titus said
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happiness begins with clear
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understanding of one principle some
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things you can control
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and some things you cannot hmm
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i don't think i could ever disagree with
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a guy named epic titties
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but still
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i don't want to be a youtuber
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they have yellow teeth and they're
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always burping
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then why are you a youtuber
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because it's all i have
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sounds to me like you are man who
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woefully underestimates what he is
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capable of
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maybe
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but you also don't know me so you don't
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know what i'm capable of so there's no
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way you could know that
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yeah okay fair enough not all of us can
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be lucky enough to be
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swedish
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although i have to admit i do like that
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your country's flag is the smash
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brothers logo oh i should introduce you
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to my doggo sven sikkim
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he loves you
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lonely out on the trail doesn't it
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sheriff goof bob y'all can say that
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again deputy creep and when you're alone
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out on the trail at night you start to
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get to thinking about how a man has
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needs who doggie that is true a man does
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have needs a man has needs a man has
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needs and when you're out alone on the
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trail
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you start to get to thinking about
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how a man
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[Applause]
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you
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after blivin skeet stovall stavel
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skeet staval
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[Music]
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i don't want there to be a new guy
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around here he's gonna mess with our
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dynamic it was just a one-time thing
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goofball he's not coming back
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at least i hope he doesn't come back
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[Music]
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hey you look like the kind of creep that
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would buy one of these burn bot pillows
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why not use the link below to head on
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over to the brain dump online merch
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store to pick one up don't worry i won't
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tell anyone that you bought a pillow
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with a cartoon girl on it
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