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>> GOOD NEWS, GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD MORNING, IT'S GOOD DAY DENVER.
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>> WELCOME BACK, TEDDY KEEN ALONGSIDE JANET LAREDO-DIEKMAN.
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>> TRAFFIC AND WEATHER AHEAD BUT FIRST WE CHECK IN WITH ROLAND
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BROWN, WHO'S WIN TWIN BROTHERS DYLAN AND ROBBIE DONOHUE,
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DENVER-BASED INVEST MT MANAGERS WHO HAVE A NEW BOOK HEADING
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SHELVES TODAY AND A NEW CNBC SHOW ABOUT INVESTING THAT
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PREMIERED LAST WEEK. >> WOW!
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>> YES, WOW IS RIGHT. MOVE OVER PROPERTY BROTHERS.
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HERE COME THE INCEST TWINS -- [ LAUGHTER ]
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>> THANK YOU, JANET. I'M HERE AT THE BARNES & NOBLE
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IN ALPINE PLAZA WHERE THE DONOHUE BROTHERS WILL BE SIGNING
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COPIES OF THEIR NEW BOOK. GUYS, I GOT TO ASK YOU WITH ALL
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YOU'VE GOT GOING ON, DO YOU EVER GET SICK OF EACH OTHER?
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>> NO, WINK, WINK. >> HEY!
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>> SORRY TO INTERRUPT, ROLAND. I'M TOLD I MISSPOKE AND REFERRED
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TO THE DONOHUE BROTHERS AS THE INCEST TWINS.
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I MEANT TO SAY INVEST TWINS, INVEST WITH A V.
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ONE LETTER MAKES A BHIG DIFFERENCE THERE, MY APOLOGY EZ.
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>> LITTLE HARD TO HEAR YOU, JANET, BUT SOUNDS GOOD.
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FELLAS, IN YOUR OPERATION WHO'S THE BRAINS AND WHO'S THE BRAWNS?
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>> THAT'S SIMPLE, I'M BOTH. >> EXCUSE ME!
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I'M KIDDING. I LOVE MY BROTHER!
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I LOVE HIM! [ LAUGHTER ]
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LOOK AT THAT. >> WHAT ARE YOU IRISH?
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I WISH MY BROTHER AND I WERE THAT CLOSE.
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HE WON'T SPEAK TO ME. SO HOW DID YOU DECIDE TO GO FROM
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BROTHERS TO PARTNERS? >> WELL, LOOK, A PARTNERSHIP IS
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ALL ABOUT PUTTING YOUR TRUST IN SOMEONE, AND I WOULD RATHER PUT
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IT IN FAMILY. CALL ME CRAZY, AM I NUTS?
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I BET. >> I BET MOM AND DAD ARE REALLY
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PROUD OF YOU TOO. >> YEAH, MOM AND DAD LIKE TO
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WATCH. THEY'RE REALLY BIG FANS.
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>> OUR DAD EVEN RECORDS IT AND SHOWS IT TO HIS FRIENDS.
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LOOK AT MY BOYS GO. >> SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY POUD
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PAPA. >> YOU KNOW, NOT ALWAYS.
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OUR VERY FIRST TIME DOING THIS, POPS GAVE US 5-K.
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WE BUSTED RIGHT AWAY, LOST IT ALL.
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IT WAS INSANE. >> THAT'S TRUE.
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LUCKILY THOSE AMATEUR DAYS ARE BEHIND US.
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>> SORRY, SORRY, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE JUST TUNED IN AND
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ARE HORRIFIED, OUR GRAPHIC INCORRECTLY REFERS TO THE INVEST
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TWINS AS THE INCEST TWINS. >> WE'RE GOING TO GET THAT FIXED
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ASAP. >> GRAPHICS, WHERE ARE YOU AT?
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BACK TO YOU, ROLAND. >> GUYS, THE "GOOD DAY DENVER"
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ARE FANS OF YOURS. DM ME, THE DENVER POLICE
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DEPARTMENT TWEETED, ON ROUTE TO YOUR LOCATION.
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EVERYONE'S EXCITED TO GET THEIR HANDS ON YOUR NEW BOOK.
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WHY DON'T YOU TELL US ABOUT IT. >> ABSOLUTELY.
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IT'S CALLED "KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY: A GUIDE TO GENERATIONAL
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WEALTH." >> THAT'S RIGHT.
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IT'S FULL OF SECRETS THE WEALTHIEST FAMILIES IN THE
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COUNTRY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. >> CAN WE PLEASE LOSE OUR
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GRAPHIC SO YOU CAN SEE THE ENTIRE COVER?
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THERE WE GO. >> LET'S TALK MORE ABOUT YOUR
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NEW SHOW ON CNBC, WHICH I HEAR IS QUITE A FAMILY AFFAIR.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT. OUR SISTER JENNY JOINS US
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SOMETIMES. SHE'S A MARKET ANALYST.
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>> IN FACT SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW. GET IN HERE.
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>> WATCH OUT. THIS GIRL IS TOUGH AS NAILS.
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>> REAL BALL-BUSTER LIERT. >> ONCE IN A WHILE SOMEONE NEEDS
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TO CRACK THE WHIP. >> JENNY, DO THESE TWO EVERY BUT
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HEADS? >> OH, YEAH, LET ME TELL YOU,
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IT'S TOUGH GETTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THESE TWO WHEN THEY'RE GOING
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AT IT. >> GEEZ, I BET A SISTER
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SANDWICH. >> I'M THRILLED TO BE A PART OF
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THEIR SHOW. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT
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BECAUSE I KNOW MY BROTHERS WILL JUMP DOWN MY THROAT AND -- AND
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I'LL JUST HAVE TO SIT THERE AND TAKE IT ON THE CHIN.
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>> OH, MY GOSH, CUT TO ME, PLEASE!
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CUT TO ME. I'M SORRY, ROLAND, I JUST WANTED
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THE CAMERA TO BE ON ME HERE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYTHING
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SHE JUST SAID TO APPEAR IN A GRAPHIC.
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BACK TO YOU. >> WELL, JANET, GRANDMA DONOHUE
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HAS JOINED US. WE HAVE THE WHOLE INVEST FAMILY
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HERE NOW. TELL ME, ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR
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GRANDKIDS? I SEE YOU HAVE A BIG SMILE
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THERE. >> I'M AT MY HAPPIEST WHEN THE
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WHOLE FAMILY ALL COMES TOGETHER. >> SURE.
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>> DONOHUE HUG RIGHT NOW, BRING IT IN.
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GIVE ME KISSES. >> LOOK AT THAT HAPPY FAMILY.
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LEAVE IT TO GRANDMA TO GIVE EVERYONE A HAPPY END EGG.
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NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO GET SOME OF THIS MYSELF.
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>> GET IN HERE, BUDDY! >> THANK YOU, ROLAND.
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AND APOLOGIES TO OUR VIEWERS. >> COMING UP IN THE STUDIO, JOHN
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BRUSH, DRIPPINGER OF THE BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB OF DENVER, IS
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HERE TO TALK ABOUT CHANGING LIVES AND ALL OF THE CHILDREN'S
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LIVES HE TOUCHED. >> DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT!
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>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.