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- My name is Duranged Pitt.
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I am betting
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my whole fucking paycheck
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on scratch tickets.
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Fuck it, the year is about to end.
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I feel like I got one
more reckless maneuver
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in me and try to flip it
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and hopefully win some big money.
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- Security at a weed shop.
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I get paid about every two weeks.
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- $1,200
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My luck's so fucked, it has to get better.
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If it doesn't, then fuck it,
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I'll just end this fucking
year and start fresh.
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- Not really.
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- Um, so,
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I'm like about to buy some scratch tickets
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and try to win some money.
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And um, I've spent my
whole fucking paycheck.
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- What the fuck?
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(hip hop beats)
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- Smart?
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Uh, I don't know about smart.
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I mean, he can do whatever the fuck
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he wants to do.
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Your whole fucking paycheck.
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- I can't believe I'm doing this shit.
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Wanna hit dis shit?
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Oh, you guys can't smoke.
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You working and shit.
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- $1,200, man.
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Shit feel good in my hand, man.
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Almost as good as some fat booty, man.
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About to go hit up this Safeway, man.
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My neighborhood Safeway
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and try my luck here first.
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- Like I'm losing all my fucking money.
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Credit can not exceed $150.
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I guess I gotta do $150 at a time.
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I'm not doing no crossword shit.
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Let's see.
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Here, we gonna go with
some Cash Whirlwinds.
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Win up to $1,000.
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Get it rainin' on 'em.
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- Appreciate it.
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Yeah, I hope I got some luck too.
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Keep maxin' this shit out, man.
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Still takin' money.
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Just wasting my entire paycheck, you know?
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Like a normal person would do.
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I sold out.
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I bought all the Seahawk shit
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up in this motherfucker, man.
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Sold the fuck out on them
Seahawks tickets, man.
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- Oh, I'm doing
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Look, I got a whole mix of everything.
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- Yeah, man, we going for the win.
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My whole paycheck in it, man.
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I can win at anything, man.
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- Hey, just watch me do it.
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- Hey, just watch me.
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Watch me.
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Uh, what are you doing?
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Is the machine literally broke?
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Look, error, man.
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Look at this shit, bro.
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Look.
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We done broke the piston in the dispenser.
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Can't even push anything out no more.
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Damn, shit fallin' out
the machine, brother.
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We gonna need a bag, man.
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We gonna need like a paper and plastic
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full all these motherfucking tickets, man.
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Damn, man.
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All this shit.
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We at the Super 24 on Delridge,
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you know what I'm sayin'?
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West Seattle shit, you know?
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This is where I grew up.
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- That's two hundred dollars each one?
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Two hundred.
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See, we buy in bricks out here.
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Scratch ticket bricks, you know?
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(scanner beep)
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He even got it activated.
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He gotta activate the whole shit.
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Like it's not even activated yet, brother.
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- Fuck that.
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They all deserve coal.
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- Hey, I appreciate you.
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- Damn, man.
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I just spent $1,200 on cardboard, bro.
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- Let's do it.
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- I'm hoping no more than two hours.
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- Yeah, I'm fucking pumped man.
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I'm about the get this
shit crackin', you know?
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See which one of these motherfuckers
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is gonna pay me or delay me.
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- Okay.
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- I need a fucking coin again.
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I lost that one in a pile of everything.
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Five motherfuckin' dollars.
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(cash register ring)
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- [Blayne] All right, all right!
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- Five motherfuckin' dollars!
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(cash register ring)
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Let's get this cash
whirlwind shit poppin'.
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Man, my forearm about to be buff as fuck
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after this shit.
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Fuck yeah, two motherfucking dollars.
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(cash register ring)
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Yeah!
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That's a loser.
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All right, motherfucking loser.
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So what do you think, sis?
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You think it's a good idea
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for my whole fucking paycheck?
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- $1,200
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- $12.
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That's a loser, by the way.
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This is my brother Brajoro.
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Loser.
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- I spent my whole check
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on fucking scratch tickets.
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- What time is it right now?
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Where's my money, motherfucka?
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One dolla.
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(cash register ring)
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One dolla.
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(cash register ring)
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See, we getting into the meat
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of this fucking brick now.
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Two dollars.
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One.
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Four dollars.
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(cash register ring)
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One dollar.
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I mean, I know that you gotta go through
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a lot of dollars before
you get to the big shit.
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So, not really, because
this is a brick, brotha.
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Something is in here eventually.
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- Shit, I made like $100.
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- Yeah, $100 so far.
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Something like that.
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- Hold on, hold on.
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What is this we shit I keep hearing?
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What is this we?
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- The only we is weed over there.
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Like, what are you talkin' about?
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All right, help me with some of this shit.
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- Hey, four motherfucking dollars.
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(cash register ring)
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That's what I'm talkin' about.
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Come on, keep scratchin' that shit here.
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My poor bed.
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It's fucked.
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- Whatever this shit is they use
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for these tickets, man.
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This fucking clay shit.
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- Fuck you, Blayne.
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- [Brajoro] Somebody pounce.
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- Fuck, why you gotta
hit me, motherfucker!
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Four dollars.
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(cash register ring)
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Four dollars.
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I'm waiting for that big money, man.
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That little shit ain't
gonna add up to $1200.
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I need it.
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- Five dollars.
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(cash register ring)
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Four dollars.
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(Cash register ring)
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Four dollas.
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- Good.
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- About four hundred.
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- Jesus, that's horrible.
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- See ya.
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- Yeah, these are last.
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- Shut the fuck up.
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- Our landlord.
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Fuck.
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(cash register ring)
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I need to be alone for this last one
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just in case I need to break some shit.
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I'm gonna break you.
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That's a five dollar ticket.
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Then yeah, I mean,
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I have a chance to win up to 50,000.
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So, we about to find the fuck out.
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The big motherfucking loser.
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Fuck!
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Yep, well that's that.
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That is fucking that.
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- Mm-hm.
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That bullshit, man.
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Fuck yeah.
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Fucking sucks.
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Got fucking scratch all over
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my blankets and shit.
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Like someone's been
fuckin' sharpening pencils
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over my fucking bed all day.
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- Yeah, I learned to not be reckless.
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Don't be a fucking dumbass
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and gamble your fucking
check away like me.
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Take responsibility for your actions.
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That was dumbass shit, man.
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That's what it is.
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Anything else, motherfucka?
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- That's it.
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All right, cool.
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Get the fuck out of my house, man.
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Why the fuck did I do that?
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(hip hop)
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