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नवीन घर घेणाऱ्यांची लक्षणे | Every New Home Buyer Ever | #bhadipa #CalyxGroup - YouTube
Channel: Bharatiya Digital Party
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Look how my faith is kidding me!
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My faith is kidding me!
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Why are you singing sad songs in our happy house?
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You spent your entire life in rented house,
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he wants to take a risk, so let him
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Sameer you take the leap! Break yourself,
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Break yourself, I mean, brace yourself and fly High!
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Don't pay attention to him, listen to me!
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You buy a house!
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What do you think Gauri?
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I have faith, in you, your efforts!
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Me too!
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So it's decided then,
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first we’ll buy a house!
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And then?
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Then immediately we’ll do house warming,
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after 12-13 years, after we pay the EMI,
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we’ll immediately do house warming!
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Father
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save the rice now!
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Mom, here you go, prepare rice for dinner with this!
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You continue!
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Can anyone give me house?
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Nearby and affordable
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Hello sir!
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Heard you are planning to buy a house!
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Yes!
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What's your budget?
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15 lakh rupees!
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Hello?
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I think he was overwhelmed
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Yes tell me!
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Sir, not just affordable, extremely affordable!
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Really? What's the location?
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Not very far! It’s nearby! plus we are providing a boat!
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Why so?
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Boat to cross the river!
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Ohh boat!
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Yes, additionally, in floods we have a refugee camp on this side of the river!
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With many facilities!
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What is your motive? Are you selling a property or plotting human trafficking?
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Where are you from?
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Tell me your ISD code!
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Hello sir! Hello?
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Sir we are providing extremely affordable luxury houses in PCMC (Pimpri-Chinchwad Municipal Corporation)
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Yes tell me…
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sir, in 11.99 lakhs only!
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Are you measuring the area in centimetres? 11.99 lakhs?
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Is it a doll’s House? Stop these prank calls!
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Otherwise I will Bury you in 1st slab of the new house!
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Got it?!
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Hello sir, I heard you are looking for a new flat sir?
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How fast the News travels!
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Yes sir, totally! Sir, we have an offer for you.
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Entirely new flat starting just from rupees 15 lakhs!
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15 lakhs!! That's exactly my budget!
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How nice! And that to near you!
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Where? You know the Pimpri bus stand? Exactly, 22 days from there!
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You mean 22 minutes?
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No sir! 22 Days!
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If you’d go 2 kilometres ahead you’ll reach Westeros!
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What sir?
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Westeros!
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And sir, one more thing, additionally if you want … hello sir … hello?
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What kind of game is this!
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What all to sell?
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What I'm saying..
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you sell me!
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My car
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I have my FD
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Sell my jewellery
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I have two policies
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Sell me!
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RD’s of Post office!
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Grandmother's Alibaug house
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My shares
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Sell me now!
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Yes, just sell him! Write his name!
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For your ‘con’venience!
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Sir, we provide A-1 amenities.
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There will be a helipad on your terrace!
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And water supply will be directly from the moon sir!
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What?
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Sorry, water supply will be directly on Mondays sir!
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Oh! But once a week we will get water supply right?
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Of course sir!
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In our house we get water from clouds directly!
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As in from clouds to the terrace, and from terrace it leaks through the walls and reaches our house!
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From the taps we get nothing but air!
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Sir, we are building an Olympic size stadium and that too on the terrace!
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What about water?
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We have a swimming pool! Every day Michal Phelps comes to swim!
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And Bolt will come to run on the track! On the tennis court we have Roger Federer!
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Badminton?
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Do your know who's inaugurating?
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Kapil Dev!
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Do you have a Mandir in the house?
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After you buy the house you can set it up anywhere!
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Yes, my parents want it!
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Hello sir, it's me again!
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Sir this with this 11.99 L house we are also providing you with amenities like club house, indoor games, indoor gyms!
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Why are you bluffing! 11.99 lakhs!
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Do you think I am a fool?
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Or my name is written in a public toilet for you to prank call me?
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Listen to me sir!
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Just hang up the phone and Don't call me again!
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Now you tell me, can you give me this sample flat in 12 lakhs?
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Get out! Just get out! Have you stolen something from here?
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Behave!
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No roof overhead but expectations are high!
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Sameer, I want a small balcony in the new house, here the clothes don't dry so easily!
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Sameer I want a bigger closet in our new house, clothes pop out like popcorn from this one!
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Sameer, I want two TVs in the new house!
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Should I join?
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Are we suppose to take a bucket bath together?
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I want a shower in new house!
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Sameer!
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Yes, Aai
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Let's install an AC in new house!
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AC?
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Sameer, I want L shape kitchen platform in new house!
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Yes, L shape kitchen platform!
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Why 'L’ shape? You both are still not learning!
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Sameer!
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What? what do you want now?
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Just give me enough space to dump my bones in the new house!
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What's wrong with you?
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And where are you gonna your other things?
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Loan situation!
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Sir are you sure about the loan?
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Yes
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Yes! Sure right? One-hundred per-cent sure, should I lock it?
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Yeah, If I lock it will you give me a crore?
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But it's confirmed right?
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Yes
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Claps for you sir!
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Congratulations!
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Congratulations, but why?
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You have a lion's heart sir! I am with you! Don't worry!
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Processing fee is minimal, just 2000 Rs.
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EMI also 2000 Rs. for only 200 years!
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You’ll become the owner of that house before your great great grandson's grandson is born!
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Sameer, we’ll have to start the family now!
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Lender of the last resort!
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Yes I am here for the down payment! I am preparing for that itself…
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Umm, yes in a bank!
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What are you doing sir?
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How much is this for?
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Sir, this is my knee, not kidney! Will you assure me a good rate for my kidneys?
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Shut up! This is my profession!
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If you have any questions then please leave! I’ve sold 1000 kidneys so far!
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Sorry, boss!
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Thanks sir, congratulations!
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Now only minor government charges and plinth charges
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and then I'll show you the plot!
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And please hurry up a bit, within 15 days pay the remaining amount
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because we don't do cancellations, so can't provide you the refund!
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Congratulations!
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Yes doctor, I just wanted to ask if you also sell lady's kidneys also?
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Phone.. hello?
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Oh god! How many times have I told you before! Don't call me!
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I Don't believe you!
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People say anything!
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In PCMC area, they have 1 BHK for 11.99 lakhs, 2 BHK for 23.99 L!
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Is this CALYX? Yes! he's correct!
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They do sell houses in such affordable rates!
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I just invested there! The commission I got from selling your kidney, I have invested it there…
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So you know about this CALYX builders?
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Obviously!
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You knew about this offer beforehand?
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Yes!
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Even when I sold my kidney to you?
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Umm.. yes.
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Sameer!
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You wait.
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Give me back my kidney!
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I don’t have it! I might be fat but I’m not hiding any kidney in here!
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When your dreams come true
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Sir, please come in.
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Remember I had told you about the sample flat? This is it!
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We are giving luxury houses at extremely affordable rate sir And it’s within PCMC boundaries!
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We are giving more than 30 amenities like gym and all plus all the basic necessities
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Ma'am, please have a look.
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Why is it so dark?
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Sir actually you are wearing glares!
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Ohh! Bright! Fantastic!
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I'll have a look.
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I think Sameer this is half of our budget! So buy 2 houses!
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Sell me if you want!
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Shut up! No one will buy you even as scrap!
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We’ll sell you and buy incense sticks!
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If you like this flat then do visit! It's amazing.
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Buy it friend!
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