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Gordon Sondland Testifies: Pence, Pompeo Were "In The Loop" On Ukraine Quid Pro Quo - YouTube
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PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT.
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THANK YOU, FRIENDS DOWN HERE, UP
THERE, ALL ACROSS AMERICA!
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WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, TO "THE LATE SHOW."
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I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
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AND WE--<i>
( CHEERS )</i>
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ARE LIVE, LIVE, RIGHT THERE
AFTER THE DEMOCRATIC DEBATE.
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IT IS THE FIFTH DEBATE, RIGHT?
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THIS IS THE FIFTH DEBATE.
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ANOTHER SO HOLD ON.
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OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
AND I BELIEVE-- I BELIEVE
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AMERICA GETS A FREE SUB NOW.
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AND, HOPEFULLY, A NEW PRESIDENT.
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<i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Jon: OH, WOW.
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>> Stephen: WE'LL BE TALKING
ABOUT THAT IN A SECOND.
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BUT, FIRST, THIS WAS A HUGE DAY
IN THE UKRAINE SCANDAL.
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THERE WAS EXPLOSIVE TESTI-RRHEA
FROM AMBASSADOR TO THE EUROPEAN
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UNION AND MAN WHO JUST SPILLED
THE TEA ON D.J.T., O-KERRR
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GORDON SONDLAND.
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I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN
TONIGHT'S LIVE EDITION OF
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"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH."
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>> GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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<i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
>> Stephen: ANGRY PEACH.
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SONDLAND DROPPED THE BIGGEST
BOMBSHELL IN HIS OPENING
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STATEMENT.
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>> I KNOW THAT MEMBERS OF THIS
COMMITTEE FREQUENTLY FRAMED
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THESE COMPLICATED ISSUES IN THE
FORM OF A SIMPLE QUESTION: WAS
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THERE A "QUID PRO QUO?"
THE ANSWER IS YES.
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>> Stephen: YES!
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HIGH SAID IT ON NATIONAL
TELEVISION!
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I'M SATISFIED.
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I YIELD THE BALANCE OF MY TIME
TO CONGRESSMAN JACK DANIEL'S.
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<i> ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )</i>
OH!
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OH!
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MMM.
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NOW, SONDLAND MADE IT CLEAR,
THIS WHOLE UKRAINIAN SCHEME,
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NONE OF THIS WAS HIS IDEA.
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>> WE ALL UNDERSTOOD THAT THESE
PREREQUISITES FOR THE WHITE
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HOUSE CALL AND THE WHITE HOUSE
MEETING REFLECTED PRESIDENT
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TRUMP'S DESIRES AND REQUIREMENTS
AT THE EXPRESS DIRECTION OF THE
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PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
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WE FOLLOWED THE PRESIDENT'S
ORDERS.
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>> Stephen: HISTORICALLY
SPEAKING, THERE IS NO DEFENSE
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MORE HEROIC THAN, "WE WERE JUST
FOLLOWING ORDERS."
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
NOW, AFTER MONTHS OF NOT KNOWING
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WHY THE ADMINISTRATION WAS
WITHHOLDING WHAT UKRAINE WAS
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WAITING FOR, SONDLAND FINALLY
CALLED TRUMP DIRECTLY.
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>> IT WAS A VERY SHORT, ABRUPT
CONVERSATION.
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HE WAS NOT IN A GOOD MOOD.
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>> Stephen: THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE TRUMP.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
HE'S USUALLY A LITTLE MISS
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SPRAY-ON SUNSHINE.
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SO ON THE CALL, SONDLAND ASKED
WHAT TRUMP WANTED FROM THE
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UKRAINIANS, AND SONDLAND SAID
THAT TRUMP SAID... WELL, I'LL
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TELL WHAT YOU.
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I'LL JUST LET TRUMP TELL YOU
WHAT HE SAYS HE SAID.
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>> SO HE'S GOING, "WHAT
DO YOU WANT?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I HEAR ALL THESE THEORIES.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
RIGHT?
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AND NOW, HERE'S MY RESPONSE THAT
HE GAVE-- JUST GAVE.
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READY?
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YOU HAVE THE CAMERAS ROLLING?
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"I WANT NOTHING.
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THAT'S WHAT I WANT FROM
UKRAINE."
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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"I WANT NOTHING!"
>> Stephen: I WANT SOMETHING.
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I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THAT COUPLE IN THE
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BACKGROUND.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY-- WHAT
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THE HELL ARE THEY DOING OUT
THERE?
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>> Jon: THEY'RE JUST CHILLIN',
HUH?
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>> Stephen: "HONEY, OUR NEIGHBOR
IS SHOUTING ON THE LAWN AGAIN.
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GO AND GET THE HOSE.
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THAT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'LL
LEAVE."
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OKAY, SOUNDS FAIRLY INNOCENT.
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A MAN ANGRILY SHOUTING INTO THE
PHONE, "I WANT NOTHING.
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I WANT NOTHING!"
BUT HERE'S WHY HE MIGHT HAVE
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BEEN A BIT OF A CRANKY PANTS
THAT DAY.
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THIS PHONE CALL HAPPENED "THE
SAME DAY THE WHISTLE-BLOWER
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COMPLAINT WAS DELIVERED TO THE
HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE."
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OH, DONNY'S NO DUMMY.
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HE KNEW HIS DING-DONG WAS IN A
DOOR HINGE.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
YOU GOTTA SAY, THAT'S REALLY
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SUSPICIOUS TIMING.
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THAT'S LIKE WAITING UNTIL YOUR
PARENTS ARE PULLING INTO THE
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DRIVEWAY TO TEXT THEM, "PLEASE
COME HOME.
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SOMEONE BROKE INTO THE HOUSE,
THREW A HUGE PARTY, AND HID ALL
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THE VODKA IN MY STOMACH!"<i>
( LAUGHTER )</i>
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<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
NOW, THE PRESIDENT WASN'T THE
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ONLY ONE SONDLAND DROPPED A DIME
ON.
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HE ALSO FINGERED MIKE PENCE.
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>> I WAS IN A BRIEFING WITH
SEVERAL PEOPLE, AND I JUST
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SPOKE UP, AND I SAID IT APPEARS
THAT EVERYTHING IS STALLED UNTIL
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THIS STATEMENT GETS MADE.
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SOMETHING-- WORDS TO THAT
EFFECT.
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AND THE VICE PRESIDENT NODDED,
LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE HEARD WHAT I
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SAID, AND THAT WAS PRETTY MUCH
IT, AS I RECALL.
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>> Stephen: KEEP IN MIND,
NODDING IS THE BIGGEST
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MOVEMENT MIKE PENCE CAN MAKE.
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IF HE MOVES HIS BODY ANY MORE
THAN THAT, THE DEVIL WILL ACCUSE
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HIM OF DANCING.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
AND MOTHER WILL NOT BE PLEASED!
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THAT'S ILLEGAL IN THIS TOWN,
KEVIN BACON!
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SONDLAND WENT ON TO EXPLAIN HOW
MANY SENIOR OFFICIALS WERE IN
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THE KNOW.
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>> A LOT OF SENIOR OFFICIALS.
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A LOT OF SENIOR OFFICIALS.
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EVERYONE WAS IN THE LOOP.
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>> Stephen: EVERYONE?
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COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?
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<i> ( AS SONDLAND )</i>
>> SECRETARY POMPEO.
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SECRETARY PIRRY.
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BRIAN McCORMICK, WHO IS
SECRETARY PERRY'S CHIEF OF STAFF
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AT THE TIME.
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MISS KENNA WHO IS THE ACT AGO
PARDON ME, WHO IS THE
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SECRETARYEATE FOR SECRETARY
POMPEO.
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CHIEF OF STAFF MULVANEY.
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MR. MULVANEY'S SENIOR ADVISER
ROB BLAIR.
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AMBASSADOR BOLTON.
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DR. HILL.
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MR. MORRISON AND THEIR STAFF AT
THE N.S.C.
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>> Stephen: "I'D ALSO LIKE TO
INCRIMINATE MY AGENT, BABY DOLL,
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MARCIE FROM WARDROBE...
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EVERYBODY AT
THE R.N.C, MICK MULVANEY.
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WE COULDN'T HAVE PRESSURED
UKRAINE WITHOUT YOU...
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THEY'RE PLAYING ME OFF.
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I WANT TO THANK THE
WHISTLEBLOWER, EVERYBODY AT HBO.
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CRIME IS CRIME IS CRIME IS
CRIME.
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THIS IS FOR YOU, MOM.
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WE DID IT!
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GOOD NIGHT!"
LET'S GO THIS WAY.
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MOW, IT'S NO SURPRISE WHO
SONDLAND SAYS WAS THE DELICIOUS
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NOUGAT AT THE CENTER OF THIS
CONSPIRACY.
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>> SECRETARY PERRY, AMBASSADOR
VOLKER, AND I WORKED WITH
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MR. RUDY GIULIANI ON UKRAINE
MATTERS AT THE EXPRESS DIRECTION
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OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
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WE DID NOT WANT TO WORK WITH
MR. GIULIANI.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )</i>
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>> Stephen: GET IN LINE.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
NO ONE WANTS TO WORK WITH RUDY
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GIULIANI!
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HE SPITS WHEN HE TALKS, AND HE
SMELLS LIKE THE INSIDE OF A
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BELLY BUTTON.
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<i> ( LAUGHTER )</i>
NOW, SONDLAND SAID TODAY HE
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DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT THEY WERE
DOING WAS WRONG, BECAUSE NO ONE
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EVER TOLD HIM IT WAS WRONG.
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>> NO ONE SAID, "BACK OFF OF
UKRAINE, THIS IS DANGEROUS,
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YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING THAT'S
UNTOWARD, WE HAVE CONCERNS."
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I DON'T REMEMBER ANYBODY
SOUNDING ANY ALARM BELL
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BECAUSE, OF COURSE, HAD SOME
MENTIONED IT, I WOULD HAVE SAT
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UP AND TAKEN NOTICE.
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>> Stephen: OF COURSE NO ONE
TOLD YOU IT WAS WRONG!
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YOU ARE THE PATSY!
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THAT'S WHY NO ONE SAYS, "HEY,
CAN YOU TAKE THIS BACKPACK
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THROUGH CUSTOMS FOR ME?
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I WOULD DO IT MYSELF, BUT IT'S
SO FULL OF HEROIN."
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WANT TO TAKE IT?
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NO?
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DELICIOUS."
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<i> ( APPLAUSE )</i>
HI!
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WATCH ON THE.
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SONDLAND ALSO REMEMBERED THAT HE
DID TALK TO TRUMP ON AN
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UNSECURED PHONE FROM A KIEV
RESTAURANT, BUT THE PART HE
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REMEMBERS MIGHT SURPRISE YOU:
>> WHAT TRIGGERED MY
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MEMORY WAS SOME REFERENCE TO
A$AP ROCKY WHICH WAS I BELIEVE
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THE PRIMARY PURPOSE OF THE PHONE
CALL.
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>> Stephen: YEAH, A$AP ROCKY WAS
THE PRIMARY PURPOSE OF THE CALL,
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AS IN:
(AS TRUMP)
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"ZELENSKY BETTER LAUNCH THE
BIDEN INVESTIGATION ASAP, OR HIS
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LIFE'S GONNA GET ROCKY."
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NOW-- "PUT A BEAT BEHIND THAT."
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NOW, DEMOCRATS, DEMOCRATS ON THE
COMMITTEE ASK SONDLAND ABOUT THE
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COLORFUL LANGUAGE HE REPORTEDLY
USED WHEN TALKING TO TRUMP ABOUT
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ZELENSKY.
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>> WELL, HE ALSO TESTIFIED THAT
YOU CONFIRMED TO PRESIDENT
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TRUMP THAT YOU WERE IN UKRAINE
AT THE TIME, AND THAT PRESIDENT
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ZELENSKY, QUOTE, LOVES YOUR ASS,
END QUOTE.
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DO YOU RECALL SAYING THAT?
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>> YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE
SOMETHING I WOULD SAY.
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THAT'S HOW PRESIDENT TRUMP AND I
COMMUNICATE-- A LOT OF FOUR
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LETTER WORDS.
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IN THIS CASE, THREE LETTER.
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>> Stephen: HUH.
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THEY REALLILY USED FOUR-LETTER
WORDS AND THREE-LETTER WORDS?
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QUID.
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PRO.
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QUO.
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THAT CHECKS OUT.
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WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
TONIGHT.
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JOHN HEILEMAN AND ALEX WAGNER
FROM "THE CIRCUS" ARE HERE.
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BUT WHEN WE RETURN, MY LIVE
COVERAGE OF THE DEMOCRATIC
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PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!
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IT STICKS AROUND!
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