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you know we may in the years to follow
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we may look back on this day as one of
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the most interesting and important days
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in the modern political history of our
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country I've been saying this almost
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every day for the past three years but
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today really was something I mean it's
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just a Ukraine storm hit Washington in a
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big leeway we have moved past Watergate
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into floodgate this it was an incredible
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day we heard live testimony today from
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the key man in the middle of all this
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Trump's ambassador to the EU Gordon
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Sandlin this is not an ever trumpet it's
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not a civil servant this is not a
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Democrat this is one of trumps
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wealthiest donors a multi-millionaire
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hotel magnate who a man who's given his
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position after he donated a million
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dollars to Trump's inauguration fund he
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was the quid pro test and handling the
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quo in Trump's bungled effort to smear
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Joe and Hunter Biden no long trunks was
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saying ambassador Sandlin will say there
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was no quid pro quo and so today Salman
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took the stand and said this I know that
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members of this committee frequently
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framed these complicated issues in the
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form of a simple question was there a
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quid pro quo as I testified previously
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with regard to the requested White House
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call and the White House meeting the
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answer is yes and just like that Donald
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Trump's defense disappeared faster than
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he downs a bucket of KFC
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this doesn't make sense he tweeted so
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many times there was no quid pro quo
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look at all these tweets they're all
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right there and not only did he tweeted
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he said it too there was no quid pro quo
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no quid pro quo no quid pro quo no quid
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pro quo no quid pro he's yelling through
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broken Burger King drive-through window
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staffers in the White House were said to
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be shocked and blindsided by the
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testimony this morning as it would
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appear our president has been caught
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orange handed and I don't think I don't
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think Gordon Stalin's getting his
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million dollars back I really know it's
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kind of poetic watching Donald Trump get
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taken down by a bald man
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Soglin said he pressured Ukraine for an
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investigation at the express direction
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of the president Sunland screwed the
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president so thoroughly today Trump
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reflexively paid him 130 thousand
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dollars to be quiet and as bad a day as
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it was for Donald Trump may have even
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been worse for Rudy Giuliani somebody's
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gonna pay for this and it may very well
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be America's mayor mr. Giuliani conveyed
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to secretary Perry ambassador Volker and
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others that President Trump wanted a
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public statement from President Solinsky
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committing to investigations of burry
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smih and the 2016 election mr. Giuliani
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expressed those requests directly to the
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Ukrainians and mr. Giuliani also
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expressed those requests directly to us
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we all understood that these
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prerequisites for the White House call
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and the right White House meeting
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reflected president Trump's desires and
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requirements that's a big that could be
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the nail in Giuliani's coffin which is
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especially problematic
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that's where he sleeps and Soglin said
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he and others did not want to work with
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Giuliani but they had to play the hand
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they were dealt by the president and
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this is maybe the Trumpy Esparta of the
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whole deal
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he soundly testified the president
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wanted Ukrainian the crazies to announce
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an investigation into the Biden's but
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they didn't actually have to do the
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investigation kind of like if you were
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to announce you're gonna build a wall
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and you know Salman said Trump didn't
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seem to care if the investigations
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actually took place which is how you
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which is how you know he really cares
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about corruption in the Ukraine but he
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just wanted people to know that these
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guys were looking at Joe Biden it's like
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signing up for a marathon you don't
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actually want to run it you just want to
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post about it on Instagram and according
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to the song when Rudy Giuliani was the
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only one on Team Trump in the loop on
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these dastardly deeds guess who else was
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in the loop too everyone was in the loop
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[Applause]
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secretary state chief of staff Rick
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Perry Jon bones quite a list and today
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they all went under the bus so many guys
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went under the bus today
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it wasn't even room for all of them
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under there they had to go under in
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chips poor Mike Pence the one time they
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let my pets in the loop it's a federal
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crime this kind of tells you all you
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need to know about how things went today
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look at these headlines vice president
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pence left DC area just minutes after
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solid start deadline Mike Pompeo
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searching for a safe exit from state
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ahead of Senate run the easiest way to
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tell somebody's about to leave the Trump
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administration is if they are currently
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in the Trump administration it was a
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damning day so where does this leave the
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ranking Republican in the House Devin
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Nunez had to dig extra deep today to
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defend the indefensible in fact he had
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to go all the way back to the
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Revolutionary War
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finally the Democrats fake outrage that
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President Trump used his own channel to
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communicate with Ukraine remind my
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friends on the other side of the aisle
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that our first president George
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Washington directed his own diplomatic
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channels to secure
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treaty with Great Britain's if my
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Democratic colleagues were around in
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1794 they'd probably want to impeach him
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too
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you know I think Emma noonas may have
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studied history at Trump University
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because he's it he's an imbecile he's
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really scraping the bottom of the barrel
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today but even he couldn't hide his
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shock-watches face here when they break
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for a recess after some land blew the
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whole place up
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that concludes our 45 minutes I now
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recognize mr. Nunez Oh
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okay when we take a five or ten minute
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break thank you that's the same face
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Trump made the day Don jr. was born it's
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a sad thing this Gordon Sunland is an
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interesting character one of the lighter
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moments today was when he weighed in on
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what he said during a call with Trump
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you confirmed to President Trump that
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you were in Ukraine at the time and that
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President zalenski quote loves your ass
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unquote do you recall saying that yeah
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it sounds like something I would say
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it's about as Gordy as it gets it was in
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a story cake not only was there a chat
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about the president's bottom today's
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testimony also set a record for most
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impeachment hearing mentions of a
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hip-hop star ASAP rocky ASAP rocky ASAP
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rocky face that rocky ASAP rocky ASAP
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rocky more Rocky's than Sylvester
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Stallone I don't think we can overstate
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how unusual that there's any lack of a
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large portion of the Watergate hearings
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revolved around sly in the Family Stone
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it's
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it was not a fun day for the President
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Trump was in his office
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eating cans of Diet Coke today he
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watched the testimony this morning
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panicked and then charged out to the
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White House lawn to try to somehow claim
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a victory from this I'm gonna go very
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quickly just a quick comment on what's
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going on in terms of testimony with
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ambassador Soglin and I just noticed one
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thing and I would say that means it's
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all over I hope you're right about that
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it's breezy lips to God's ears and I'm
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sure you'll be surprised to learn that
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Trump now claims he doesn't really know
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Gordon saw England I don't know him very
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well I have not spoken too much this is
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not a man I know well seems like a nice
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guy though but I don't know well he was
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with other candidates he actively
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supported of the candidate not named
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fainted late why do I get the feeling
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when this presidency ends Trump will
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claim he's never heard of Donald Trump
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his big defense now is the new defense
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is that he told Salman no quid pro quo
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but of course he said that after the
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whistleblower blew when he was
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desperately trying to cover his tracks
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but here's my response now if you
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weren't fake news you covered properly I
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say to the ambassador's response
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I want nothing I want nothing I want no
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quid pro quo tell Jelinski president
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solutions to do the right thing so
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here's my answer
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I want nothing I want nothing I want no
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quid pro quo tells the lynching to do
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the right thing then he says this is the
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final word from the President of the
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United States
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I want nothing thank you folks have a
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good time I'm going
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Matt Gutman you know usually with Trump
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screams I want nothing as when the White
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House orders salad for lunch but he
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doesn't seem okay has anyone considered
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the possibility that his that
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unscheduled visit he made to Walter Reed
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Hospital or of the weekend was to get
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his doctor to implant a cyanide tooth in
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the meantime as if that all wasn't
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enough political theater there was a
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democratic debate tonight this is the
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first debate ever to begin with a round
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of tequila shops that's why they've been
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having a debate today the White House is
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imploding just taken me and run out the
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clock the previous debate had 12
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candidates on the stage tonight that
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field was narrowed down to 10 and then
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next time it will be widened back up to
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12 but the debate was held at Tyler
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Perry studios in Atlanta and that was
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interesting because if you were to take
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Cory Booker Elizabeth Warren Bernie
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Sanders and Kamala Harris and mash them
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all together you would get
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nobody cares about the debate tonight
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the big story of the day was Gordon
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Sunland and his testimony he gave
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several hours on the stand they covered
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a lot but I still have questions so we
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tracked him down and he's joining us now
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from Washington DC thank you for joining
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us tonight ambassador
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are you still at the hearing that's
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correct
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I thought it ended hours ago it did but
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I'm afraid to leave why are you afraid
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to leave you think the president is
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angry with you breathe he's angrier than
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the Greta Thun burg in a Humvee
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dealership he's angrier than Jim Jordan
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with an expired Rogaine coupon he's
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angrier than Mike Pence seeing a woman
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dance on a Sunday oh I hope you don't
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mind me asking do you believe the
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president committed a crime a crime
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the guy's committed more crimes and
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Jeffrey Epstein and an American Girl
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doll store
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[Applause]
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the president's more red-handed than
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Robert Kraft masseuse who I know
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personally
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he's more crooked than Michael Jackson's
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penis I think we get the point I think
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we get the point here about the
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president the only thing he's instructed
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more than justice or his own arteries
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I've personally seen the president dip
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is cheeseburgers in mayonnaise
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he makes your security guy Guillermo
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look like Wilmer Valderrama hey by the
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way for those who are unfamiliar with
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your history how did you come to be come
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the ambassador to the EU interesting
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story have you heard of money
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yeah gave Trump a lot of that okay and
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he made me the ambassador that's how it
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works
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it's called a quid pro quo Jimmy Google
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[Applause]
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but how would you describe your
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relationship with the president today
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hmm
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I'd say it's ASAP Rocky okay because the
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president is now saying he doesn't
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really know you seriously yeah seriously
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geez what is that your phone you need to
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get that it's probably just Giuliani but
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dialing me again okay I'll wait if you
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want to take the call yeah dick I'm
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gonna rip out your arm
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deep-fry it and cover it and Arby's
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horsey sauce Homer I'll have to get back
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to you
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where's my wife okay well she sounds
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lovely
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where do you think about sooner we you
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will go from here I'll be doing what any
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disgraced member of this administration
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would do Dancing with the Stars
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