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Impractical Jokers - Meet Murr: Grandparent Divorce Lawyer (Punishment) | truTV - YouTube
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Hi everybody
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All: Hi.
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My name is James Murray.
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I'm here to talk to you
about my career.
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What is it?
Good question.
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Let's take a look
at the screen.
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Let's take a look at the screen.
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Narrator: When you wake up to
a loved one dead on the couch,
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what do you do with the body?
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Turn to James S. Murray for
all your pet cremation needs.
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He'll even do turtles,
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burning the body
in an 1,800-degree oven
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and grinding shell and bone
into a fine dust.
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Man: Cowabunga, dude!
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Narrator: Also, if you are
over the age of 65
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and seeking a divorce,
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James S. Murray will get you
the justice you deserve.
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♪ For pet cremation ♪
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♪ Grandparent divorce ♪
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♪ Call James S. Murray,
of course ♪
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♪ La la la la ♪
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Please call now.
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[ Laughter ]
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Murr: That's what I do.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughing ] I cremate pets,
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and I help grandparents
get divorced.
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Who here has pets?
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[ Laughter ]
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Who here
has grandparents?
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Oh.
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Jackpot!
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[ Laughter ]
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Get one
of their pets' names.
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Who has a pet?
Okay. What's your pet's name?
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Royal?
Royal, the dog.
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How old is Royal?
6, okay.
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-Getting up there!
-Getting up there!
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He's getting up there.
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[ Laughter ]
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How big is he?
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Is he a small dog
or a pretty big dog?
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Royal will be cremated
in about 30 minutes.
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Royal,
since he's a small dog,
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it -- oh.
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[ Laughter ]
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It'll be pretty easy
to cremate Royal,
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'cause he's a tiny dog,
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so that'll only take
like 20, 30 minutes, at most.
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[ Laughter ]
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Does anyone know
what divorce is?
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[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Does anyone know
what divorce is?
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-I do!
-Yes, you do?
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What is -- what is divorce?
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Or grandparents.
'Cause that's what I do.
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[ Laughing ] I only cater to
grandparents who are unhappy.
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Okay. So now just pull off
that tablecloth there.
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Oh, my God.
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And have at it.
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So, these are urns.
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So when your pet dies...
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Oh, my God.
There's actually ashes.
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[ Chuckles ]
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When your pet dies,
we give you these jars --
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these collectible jars --
with ash in it.
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Now, does anybody know
what the ash is?
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Does anybody know
what the ash is?
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[ Camille Saint-Saens'
"Danse Macabre" plays ]
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No, see, see,
it's not the bones, but --
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These are the bones.
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[ Children gasp ]
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-And as a reminder...
-As a reminder...
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...if any of your grandparents
are unhappily married...
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...if any of your grandparents
are unhappily married,
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I do that, too.
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[ Laughter ]
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Yes, you have a question.
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Why would you want to help
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somebody's grandparents
get divorced?
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[ Laughter ]
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People make mistakes, right?
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And, plus,
I gots to make ends.
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Plus, I gots to make ends.
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You know,
and some people would say
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marriage
is a social construct.
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And some people would say that
marriage is a social construct.
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It's not really --
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Monogamy's a sham.
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[ Laughter ]
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Who wants to see a major step
in the cremation process?
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Who wants to see
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one of the major steps
of the cremation process?
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-Me!
-Do you want to try?
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Come on up, buddy.
Come on.
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We may have gone too far
with this one.
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This is a sifter.
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This is called a sifter.
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It sorts the ashes
from everything else.
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Now here --
you hold this over the bin.
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Take a little silver urn,
unscrew it.
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And now sift it slowly.
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There you go.
Good job, buddy.
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-What's in the sifter?
-A little surprise in there.
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What's in the sifter?
What's left over?
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Oh.
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Oh, no.
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It's --
it's the pet's collar.
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[ Children gasp ]
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[ Laughter ]
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Look at him!
Look at the kid.
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[ "Danse Macabre" continues ]
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The whole room's
going nuts.
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And we give this to the owner,
and they keep it as a memento.
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Sal: [ Laughing ]
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Look at the kid's face.
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