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Fastest ASMR | Travel Agent, Drawing You, Tattoo Artist, Hotel, Bank, Orthodontist, Tutor & More! - YouTube
Channel: Gibi ASMR
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Hi there! I'm your travel agent!
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Are you looking to leave your boring, incredibly tedious, yet somehow overwhelming stressful life
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for something more fun, relaxing and new?
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Perfect! You are in the right place. Go ahead and sit down,
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I will plan all of it for you so that all you have to do is relax
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on your adventure.
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So, tell me about yourself.
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Do you like history?
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Mhm. Do you like good food?
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I'm sending you to Rome. You get to look all academic and cultured for your social media friends
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while absolutely gorging yourself on Italian food, cuisine, and gelato nightly.
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Sound good?
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Alright, perfect!
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Alright, tickets booked.
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Now, okay, so you really like history right?
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So you want to go to the Colosseum?
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You want to go to the Colosseum, and you want to STAY in the Colosseum?
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Oh, I can arrange that.
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I can arrange that. It's a little bit dusty, but it's an experience you will never forget.
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You want to see a church?
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Oh, well I have very good news for you then.
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Very good news.
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And in terms of transportation, we can arrange a private jet and car.
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You would prefer a Razor Scooter?
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Okay well, perfect. No shame in that.
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No problem. Very green of you actually.
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Now, for your tour guide, we can get for you, the ghost of Emperor Nero.
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Yes, since he died in shame, he has been dabbling in the tourist business.
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Mhm. You'll get along fine, he's matured a lot.
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Alright, now all I need is your incredibly personal information. That will be your passport number,
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I will need your address, name, blood type, a strand of your hair,
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allergies, you know? Just the normal.
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Thank you!
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And you are booked!
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Alright. It's a one way ticket, so you can just let me know when you're ready to,
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you know, return again to your boring life.
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Have a good trip!
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Bon voyage!
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Why hello there!
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You look like you're ready to get your insecurities absolutely scrutinized and drawn in a comical fashion by an artist!
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Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit
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I am so ready to do your caricature.
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Yes indeed. So uh, did you wear that today on purpose?
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It's hilarious! I love it!
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I like the hat in particular. So go ahead and
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turn to the side, let me see those cheekbones.
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Ohhhhh, that's a big noggin.
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Okay, very cool, very cool.
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Now, do you usually, you know.... look like this?
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Yeah? Okay, fantastic.
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Well I love to see it, I love to see it.
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And what do you do in your free time?
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Really? I'm surprised.
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Okay, well...
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Just a little more detail here, with a little more this, a little more that.
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Some freckles I believe.
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Go ahead and smile for me.
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Turn your head to the other side.
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Okay, so if you are ready to see it...
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You're ready to see it?
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Payment first, payment first.
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Thank you thank you thank you
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And...
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(where did she find this 4k photo of me?)
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Why aren't you smiling?
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You don't like it? What do you mean it looks nothing like you?
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My parents did not pay for 4 years of art school for this slander!
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You will take this photo, and you will put it up in your home and you will frame it.
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Because THIS is art!
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Hey there! Welcome to my private studio!
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Why yes, it does double as my bedroom! Thank you so much for noticing!
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So, you're looking to get a stick n poke tattoo?
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Oh, thank you for coming in! How'd you find out about me?
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Your friend Craig got tattooed by me at a party?
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Oh my god, I don't remember that at all. I must have been dru-
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Alright, well anyway...
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So you're looking for something unique? Different? A little mm?
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Something that can make you stand out?
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Oh! What about a zodiac sign??
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That'd be so cute! That'd be super super cute.
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Yeah!
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No no, I did all these myself.
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I'm completely self-taught.
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I know!
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No, thank you so much, that's crazy.
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Okay, so I'm just gonna go ahead and put some gloves on.
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Perfect! And where did you want this again?
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I think the side of your neck would be really subtle.
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Kinda cute.
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Okay, cool.
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Alright, so first we gotta, you know,
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get you nice and
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sanitized.
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Sanitized sanitized sanitized.
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Just like that. Okay.
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Yeah yeah, I loved doodling on my friends and myself at school, and then I was like
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"You know what? What if we made this permanent? That would be so awesome!"
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So, you know, here I am.
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Okay. You can Venmo me, right?
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Yeah, it's gonna be $9.
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Yeah, I raised the price a little bit, you know?
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Okay, so...
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Just gotta sanitize a little bit, plus this stuff smells good, so it'll be perfect.
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Now, what needle do you want? Are you going for more like the sewing needle? Or do you want a pin?
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Good choice, good choice, good choice.
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Okay, so I'm just gonna take this, and...
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You can get some stuff off Amazon, but I kinda ran out and, you know...
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This is fine. The old fashioned way.
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Just get a little bit of tape here.
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Just like that. Oh, Febreze makes everything a little slippery there.
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Okay, then we just tape that on, and then once this tape is ready to go,
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then we are pretty good.
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Okay, so here are the designs that I have.
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If you're not sold on any of them, we can do anything you want.
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I do do customs.
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Okay, we can do the eye, diamond, the little, you know, something or other.
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'H.A.G.S', fish, jellyfish, sparkles.
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You are super sold on the zodiac?
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Yeah, no worries, no worries, I totally get it.
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I totally get it.
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Okay, so we're just going to go ahead and start inking you up, dude.
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Okay, go ahead and sit back and relax.
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Oop, sorry about that.
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There's like a little bit of...
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You said Libra, right?
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Oop, well it looks really cool.
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No, it looks really cool, looks really cool.
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*stickin' n pokin'*
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Second poke. We are almost done, you are so brave.
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You're like, barely even crying. That's awesome.
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That's really really really hardcore of you.
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Okay, so...
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All done! So you're gonna go ahead and make sure that you give it some sun so it can really set into your skin
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like that, really bake it in there.
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Don't worry about moisturizer or anything.
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If you just do some extra exercise, build up some sweat, like all that sweaty moisture,
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you'll be super damp and it'll be awesome.
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Yeah yeah, sick. Go ahead and look in the mirror.
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Tell all your friends about me, and I hope you enjoy your new tattoo!
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Hellooooo!
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It's your beautiful vocal coach, ready to get your voice ready for your big performance!
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Oh my dear, your voice is so raspy and disgusting!
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Fear not, I went ahead and made you a little bit of tea in Mr. Moo Moo.
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So go ahead and drink from Mr. Moo Moo.
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Drink it, drink it, drink it.
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Let the tea and honey coat those vocal cords of the gods.
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Now, go ahead and let me hear again.
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Mhm, that's what I'm talking about, that's what I'm talking about.
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Now I need you to use your diaphragm, okay?
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We only use our diaphragm here. It's actually the only thing that you need to think about.
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So go ahead and let me feel that diaphragm.
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Come on!
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Ah yes, singing. It's very, very un-embarrassing.
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Alright, so we're going to do a little bit of warm ups here.
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Now, when we think of Mr. Moo Moo, what do we do first?
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ma-me-mi-mo-mu
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ma-me-mi-mo-mu
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ma-me-mi-mo-mu
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Continue.
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Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
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Alright.
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"mommy made me mash my m&m's"
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"peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers"
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"all I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot"
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Mhm
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"Summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?"
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Well, we'll work on that one, we'll work on that one.
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Go ahead and do your lip trills. That means I want you to go:
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Give me the lip trill, give me the lip trill.
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Now try sadness. Sad lip trill.
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Angry lip trill.
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Romantic lip trill.
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Pain lip trill.
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Fear lip trill.
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Loathing lip trill.
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Oh, you've got in down pat, you've got it down pat.
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There's not much more I can teach you.
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So, go ahead and breathe in this steam.
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Go ahead, breathe it in. Get it in your lungs.
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Oh, you are all warmed up and ready to go.
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Do not speak until your performance!
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Hello! Welcome into the bank, what can I help you with today?
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You'd like to make a deposit?
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Okay, well you're going to have to go ahead and fill out one of these little slips
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that no-one has every formally taught you how to do,
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but if you don't know how to do it, you're going to feel like a huge idiot in front of everyone.
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So go ahead and take that.
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Alright, you can go ahead and start filling that out for me.
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And is there anything else that I can do for you while we are waiting on that?
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You need a pen?
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There you go. Go ahead and take that pen.
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Don't steal it. Don't steal my pen.
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DON'T steal my pen!
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I'm gonna go ahead and need your ID.
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Take your ID.
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Thank you! And then I'm gonna go ahead and look up your bank account now.
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Interesting!
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Okay!
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You need that in all 1's?
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Alright, if you say so.
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Not my job to question you about your habits.
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So I'm gonna go ahead and count that out in 1's for you there.
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*counting 1-20*
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You only want 19?
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Okay, I'll go ahead and put that $1 back in the bank so it can accrue some interest
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and you can go ahead and retire on time, thanks to the bank helping you do that..
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Okay, so here you go.
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There's your little money slip there.
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Go ahead and tuck that away,
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and walk quickly back to the car!
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And was there anything else I could help you with?
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You want what?
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Nickels?
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You want $2 in nick-
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Okay. I have to say, this is absolutely the weirdest thing I've ever had to do
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in all my time at the bank.
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I don't think I have any recollection of anyone ever requesting me to give them nickels.
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So here you go. Pretty sure these nickels are from 1970.
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$2 of nickels!
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ya little weirdo
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Okay, is that it? Can I help you with anything else?
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Alright, then get out of line, because I have to get back to work!
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And enjoy the rest of your day!
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You are welcome for the bank... giving you something?
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We do something for you.
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Well hey there!
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Thanks for coming in to your friendly neighborhood orthodontist to get your braces tightened!
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Yeah, I know that I said that you're gonna get your braces off any day now,
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but I will continue to say that for the next six months! So go ahead and
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take a seat and get comfortable!
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So, I can offer you some very fun colors today, so we can make your mouth super rainbow and
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shiny and awesome!
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So we have purple, blue, salmon, green, yellow, clear, or black.
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Which one would you like this time? Which one do you want?
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You know, you can pick ANY one you want, it's so awesome!
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Braces are fantastic!
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You want a little bit of all of them? Okay.
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You know what? You didn't have to make my job difficult, you didn't have to make my life difficult,
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but you chose to anyway.
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So I'm gonna go ahead and take that out on you.
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Alright, so go ahead and lean back in the chair.
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I'm not gonna use gloves because, to be honest, it kind of gets in the way of my very delicate work, so...
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No worries, I washed my hands this morning, it's fine.
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Okay, so I'm gonna go ahead and
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snip off all the rubber bands that were on there.
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Snip those away.
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Okay, alright. So how's school going?
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Please don't talk with my hands in your mouth.
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Okay.
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So I'm going to go ahead and put these rubber bands in your mouth.
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Boom!
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Bam!
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Okay.
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Mhm
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Oh yeah
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World record.
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Fantastic. Alright, now I'm gonna go ahead and give these a little tighten, okay?
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So go ahead and hold on to the chair!
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Alright.
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So you're going to notice a mild discomfort for the next day or two or ten, it's fine.
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Whatever, your teeth will get used to it.
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Okay, so now what we want to do is also add in some rubber bands that you're going to wear always.
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Actually, it's not *always*. It's just 23 out of 24 hours of the day, so you're really fine.
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You get to take a little break!
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So we're going to have them start here, and go across the teeth from here.
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And then the other's going to start here, and go across the teeth from here.
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Then we want two back here,
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three back here, and one extra one going all the way to the other side.
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And that's how we're going to make your teeth look nice and super, shiny straight
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like this guy. Don't you wanna look like this guy?
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Okay, that's what I thought.
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Alright, so if you don't have any other questions, I will see you again next month.
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Amazing!
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Hey! You're the one that needed tutoring, right?
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Yeah yeah, no problem. I don't mind at all.
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See I get paid $10 to do this, and I just started playing Genshin Impact, so I'm gonna need all the cash I can get!
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Okay, so you said you were having some issues with like,
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you know, the double digit addition and subtraction?
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No worries. Everybody in high school does, I totally get it.
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So I actually came up with a foolproof way to do it as fast as possible.
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So all you have to do is add them together. So like 10 + 15 is 35.
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Yeah!
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Oh, it's 25?
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Yeah, you know, like you just have to get it right and then you just write it really fast and then you're done.
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So like 10 + 15 is 25. Boom.
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Next one. 44 + 36, that's like... kind of like... maybe like 90ish.
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And then 81 + 27, that's like, definitely 100, maybe like 108.
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Then we have 88 + 12. That's 100 right there, everybody knows that.
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24 - 16
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So if you take 16 away from 24, what are you left with?
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What are you left it? Like if there's 24 of them, and you take 16 away, what would you be left with?
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Probably around like 14, something like that.
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And then 59 - 40.
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That one's easy. 0 - 9 is 9, so boom, there you have it.
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5 - 4 is 1, so 19. That was a close one.
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99 - 32. That's 69, dudes!
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63 - 29. You can just count on your fingers for that one if you want,
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but I'm pretty sure it's something close to, I don't know, 43?
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So boom.
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35 + 35. All you have to do it multiply 35 x 2.
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Yeah! So clearly everybody knows that that's 70.
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Obviously. That one's an easy one because you can just multiply by 2.
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Like, adding 35 + 35, difficult.
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35 x 2, easy!
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Okay, 76 + 25.
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You know, it's almost like two quarters, so 101 Dalmatians, bro!
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And then 13 + 52 is probably like 65, something like that.
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48 + 16, that's...
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Like a little bit more than 50, maybe not 60. 61 maybe.
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92 - 18. You wanna go ahead and give this one a stab?
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Mhm
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80? Love it. Sounds right to me.
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30 - 21, that's a 9.
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This is like a 30, and you know, 22.
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Alright, so your homework is all done!
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See? You don't have to take long at it at all.
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You just submit it, boom, you get your points,
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you get your credit, and you are gonna ace that final exam!
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You are so welcome, dude!
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Hey, welcome to the hotel! I'm so excited to check you in today!
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Alright, are you ready for you room? Okay.
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So like, what's your lucky number? I can give you that room number.
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Perfect. Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and give you your card then.
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Here you go, here's your card. And if you look on the back, that's the wi-fi code.
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It's the 45-digit number.
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Mhm, that's the wi-fi code. You have to put it in every single time you come in.
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Yeah, it's awesome, but it's free! And it's really, really, really, really slow.
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Okay, so breakfast time!
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Breakfast time, we do it from 6:15am to 6:18am.
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It's all-you-can-eat style, so go ahead and go crazy for that!
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With amenities, we have beds, toilets, you get a towel, and you know, there's a shower sometimes.
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If there's any other amenities you can want, you can go ahead and ask,
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and I'll figure it out for you!
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Alright. Check-out time is at 8am.
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If you want a late check-out, I can give you an 8:15am.
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I can give you an 8:15am for sure.
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Alright, so let me just show you on the map here.
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If I open this up,
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as you can see, Millennium Park is right next to the Fairmont Hotel,
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which is right next to the Hyatt Regency.
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Okay?
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Yeah, I know we're not in Chicago, I just thought it was interesting.
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Sue me.
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Here you go. You can keep that if you want, but if you're not going to appreciate it, I want it back.
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Alright so, we can take you bags up for you if you want, but you know, it's kinda lazy if don't do it yourself.
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You do want us to take your bags up for you?
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Okay.
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I'll go ahead and take that bag up for you.
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And for the spa, did you wanna book a massage?
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Mhm mhm
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Well we can actually just have someone come upstairs and roll little Hot Wheels cars
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over your back while you're falling asleep.
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It is a luxury, it is a delight!
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Good! Alright, I'll sign you up for that, and if you have any other questions, go ahead and use your hotel phone!
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You know, it sometimes works, I don't know...
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Have a great stay!
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Hi, welcome to the Apple Store! Can I interest you in our latest technology?
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Oh perfect! Okay, so this is the Honeycrisper.
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It's just like Honeycrisp, except that it's crisper.
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We also have the Honeyercrisp, which is just like the Honeycrisp,
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but with more honey!
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Okay. This is our most popular and newest model.
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Alright, then we have the Red Delicious.
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Now, propaganda will have you believe that this isn't just mush.
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Okay, beautiful, beautiful.
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Next up, we have the Fuji.
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A tried and true favorite. Very unproblematic.
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You know? Just a Fuji apple. This one's pretty plump. This one looks pretty juicy,
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ready for you to bite into.
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Now of course we do have the Granny Smith apple, but if you wanna get this one, I'm gonna have to see your license.
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You understand.
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The Granny Smith is only for the brave and, you know,
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the courageous.
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Okay, and then finally we have the Golden Delicious.
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Now, this one is often forgotten about, and to be honest,
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it's just quite sad really but, you know,
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we love you anyway.
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So, what do you think? Which one would you like to purchase?
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What does your phone have anything to do with any of my apples at all?
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Get out! Get out of my store!
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Whew! I am all done filming!
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Thank god all I do is whisper for a living, because if I had to do a real job, I do not know what I would do!
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Okay, time to upload the footage!
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Luckily all I have to do is just ask my camera to do it!
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Hey camera, can you please upload the footage to Vest?
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CAMERA: Upload complete!
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Oh my gosh, thank you so much! That was so easy!
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They're gonna love this one!
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VEST: Nah, just another easy day of pretending to edit videos while I
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really just look at a bunch of vests.
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COMPUTER: Download complete.
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VEST: Oh, a download. Well I guess another Gibi video is ready, let's go see if we can find it.
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Alright, let's see what we've got here. Pop open the ol' Gibi folder.
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Uhhh I don't think it's one of these. Must be in the actual ASMR folder.
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Oh, we've got a few. Which is it, which is it?
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No, I don't think it's those-
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Ahh, there it is. The Fastest ASMR, that's the new one.
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Look at that, so handy. That new camera of hers really does a good job.
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Alright, let's get to Premiere and get this thing all loaded up.
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Oh, I love this new Premiere update too. You just double-click and bam, it's filled out all the forms.
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It even has the right title in.
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Adobe really knows what they're doing these days.
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Let's just hit OK, see what we've got, and...
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Wow, that's just stunning. I can't believe Adobe's come so far.
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They fully edited the whole video, it looks like the color grading's been done.
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I just love it. Absolutely the best editing program I've ever used.
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Well it's prompting me to render, so I guess I'll just go ahead and hit Export, and then we'll be done with things.
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Shouldn't take that long, I mean, Adobe's so efficient these days. Just a couple seconds really-
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Look at that, it's already finished.
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Well everything looks done, but I should put in at least the bare minimum of effort.
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We'll go take a quick look at the video, just make sure Adobe did it correctly.
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Although, I have a lot of faith in them, so I'm sure it's gonna come out absolutely perfect, but
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let's take a look and- Yeah, there it is. Look at that.
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Absolutely stunning. It looks smooth, the colors are all correct.
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Great job, Adobe! Thank you for saving me a lot of time.
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Now I can get back to looking at some more vests!
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