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The Death of RocketJump - YouTube
Channel: RocketJump
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so after the five course meal Barack
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took me on a personal tour of the entire
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White House
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that's Ivan the best part he gave me his
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personal cell phone number said I could
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hit him up anytime we wanted like hang
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out he's in LA if I need someone
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extradited and oh there's the best one I
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get one free drone strike hey guys guys
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on a more serious note I have some
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troubling news to share
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looks like the company profits are going
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to be lower than we expected this year
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and if things keep going the way they're
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going we will have to file for
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bankruptcy
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so the first measure we're going to take
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is we are going to be suspending
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everyone's health insurance just by a
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Jacobin thanks insurance guys um the
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fact of the matter is is that the
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youtube landscape has changed it used to
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be we could make a video of a cat
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shooting machine gun and we get millions
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of views and it was great um
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unfortunately now short films just
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aren't relevant anymore
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so let's kick off a brainstorm let's
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think of some ideas of things that we
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can do
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okay I'll start um pampers is coming out
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with a new line of adult diapers and
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they want Freddy to start a tiny baby
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what no no no no I am never wearing a
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diaper
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in a video que I got it a dog fashion
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show and we'll charge for admission
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David that was my idea let's keep
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thinking oh I got it
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a cat fashion show hey let's think of a
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few ideas they don't have animals in
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them oh I got it
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how about I wrestle everyone in the
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office WWE stylin and we livestream it
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Benjy I love your enthusiasm but I don't
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think they do Japanese mascot what
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mascot single-handedly saved the
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Japanese economy from the recession
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he used mascots for prisons for sports
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teams for the government you know you
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can't get a mascot for anything in fact
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we can buy one online right here on this
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website it seems like a really good idea
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to me guys oh no I feel like getting a
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mascots like I don't sell outi any only
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one it's a billion-dollar industry
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Freddy it's a foolproof plan we're doing
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it we're buying it sorry Kevin would
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long to take the single ship
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therefore my camisole or are we all
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waiting for let's just open that
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see
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Gogi
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you need me
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nineteen
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so long
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looky
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Bigelow
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hey bench okay you gotta sign ya betch
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come on in y'all right hon you look a
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little sick no I think I just folded one
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too many cheeky boot t-shirts yeah I
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know it's a lot Mia but this is the best
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quarter we've seen in a long time and
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your work is doing it I'm quitting
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what bench why I came to rocketjump to
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make awesome videos that I could be
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proud of not fold cheeky boot t-shirts
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okay I get that this is a change of pace
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for you but this is what's keeping the
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company afloat you got to get off your
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high horse no I'm not going to do that
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in fact I'm gonna ride that horse all
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the way to Connecticut and join the WWE
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like I've always dreamed of because I am
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done with this fine Benji just turn your
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back on rocket jump this isn't rocket
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jump anymore Kate as you can see our
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profits are higher than ever
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Thiago is making it 82% of our total
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revenue which brings me to my final
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point the company name I propose that we
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move from rocket jump to chicky jump
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yeah you're joking right come on okay
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guys come on this is ridiculous
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no you're not doing this
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okay I don't know if ready it's really
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cute and everybody loves it
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the hell you think you're doing huh
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really tries to oust me for my own
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company dropouts I can work back your
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[聽__聽] and hit the bricks pal
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are you doing that see that
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hi Freddy good Oh
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seems like you've missed the memo about
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our new mandatory
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following to this creepy room I don't
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think I want to do that Kevin I'm not
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one of them they're they're cheaper
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slaves now we get out of here no no we
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can't leave them like this
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there's our family out there kay weden
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get new jobs you really want to go back
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to working at Red Lobster
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you're right okay I've never seen taking
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root without its briefcase thing since
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it took over so maybe if we could get
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inside we can figure out what its
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weaknesses there's 20 employees out
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there protecting them all we need is a
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distraction I'd like to officially
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announce that our Lord and Master now
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the number one selling mascot in the
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United States our brand is quickly
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overtaking the entire world soon even
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the president will probably wear a
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cheeky bootie here
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long live chicky boom ba there chicky
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boom la llave chicky boom
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get the month it not for money not it to
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me she know a Massa not now
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yeah that old ah
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gee
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just give in gate with chicky boom the
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possibilities are endless you do realize
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that this one sponsored tweet alone can
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make us twenty thousand dollars all you
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have to do is press
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to get
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do it
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come rock obama i need a drone strike on
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the coordinates of this phone
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need a little honey I know
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chicka-boom are we still making
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Oh
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don't lift or chicky boom Rock
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domination is almost complete
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long live chicky boom bah chicky boom
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dog
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[聽__聽] [聽__聽] man she got a dial Suze I
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Oakland acaba market anything wanna
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Geiger cuz I have soup instead
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honey
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Emma
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what happened
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cheeky poos gone
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and really suck
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but he gave us a second chance to meet
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Raj jump great again
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know what Kate I think I know exactly
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what you mean oops a poop myself yeah
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good thing I got my rocket jet branded
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and don't diapers on which I picked up
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at the Procter jump store over a shop
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rocket jump comm back all kinds deals
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happening right now because it's Cyber
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Monday time to do your holiday shopping
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hey Jack check eboo if you want chicky
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boom we got chicky before you got shirts
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mugs onesies anything your heart desires
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you miss me jeah just me too
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guess what though all three seasons
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available now is a collector's edition
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blu-ray boxset
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finish your collection to look handsome
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on any shop pick it up over to shop that
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rocket jump now we also got a whole
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bunch of Christmas themed vGHS stuff
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vGHS bangles vGHS Christmas ornaments if
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you like vGHS shirts and mugs pick those
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up to rocketjump family all going all
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kinds of rocket young merchandise as
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well speaking of rocket jump don't
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forget we are all kinds of cool stuff
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that we're doing all the time over on
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here at youtube.com slash rocket jump
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also on twitch now Mondays Wednesdays
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and Fridays playing video games everyone
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loves video games twitch.tv slash
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rockatuer follow rugged gym on instagram
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it's just rocket jump we got that one
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pretty luckily right you can check us
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out on facebook at rocketjump comm you
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guys fell out do t c om in fact twitter
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rocket jump tweet follow me on twitter
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as well I'm a F WOM and also F Wong on
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instagram quick a quick shout out to a
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Benji he's doing well and he's doing
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well doing
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miss you man and Kevin Kevin - man sorry
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you died
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r.i.p buddy oh and one more thing don't
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forget cyber monday deals are limited
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time only so head over to shop at
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rocketjump com fill up that basket
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getting that stuff shipped over to you
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got act now if you want it for Christmas
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see you later
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