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Trump's Latest Tactic: Hashtags & Bookies - YouTube
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FINALLY IT HIT
ME, I'M STARTING TO GET INTO THE
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CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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IT'S SEEPING, WELL, I APPRECIATE
THE APPLAUSE.
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I APPRECIATE IT.
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I'M GETTING THERE.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, ARE YOU
STARTING TO FEEL CHRISTMASSY AT
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ALL?
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>> NOT YET.
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>> James: NO?
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>> Reggie: I HOPE.
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I HOPE IT HITS ME LIKE A
SLEDGEHAMMER IN THE MIDDLE OF
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THE NIGHT THAT I WASN'T
EXPECTING.
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>> James: IT WOULD BE GOOD IF
IT DID.
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IT WOULD BE GOOD IF ITS WITH A
BIT LIKE GLORIA ESTEFAN WHEN SHE
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TALKS ABOUT HOW THE RILT IMIS
GOING TO GET YOU.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: HE CAN DON'T KNOW
WHEN IT HAPPENS, BUT BAM,.
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♪ THAT WOULD BE-- YEAH, WELL,
WHAT IS THIS ON THE DESK.
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WHAT HAVE WE DPOT HERE?
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WHAT IS THIS, LOU.
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>> THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SENT
THIS FOR YOU.
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>> James: THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION SENT ME A
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CORONAVIRUS VACCINE-- OH, A
CORONAVIRUS VACCINE.
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>> I THOUGHT IT WAS GREATK I
DIDN'T HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN
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IDEA TONIGHT.
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>> James: LET'S DO IT LET'S DO
IT.
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(LAUGHTER)
THANKS, LOU, VERY CHRISTMASSY.
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LOVELY, A LOVELY CHRISTMAS
TREAT.
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I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH.
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LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME OF THE
HEADLINES.
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AS YOU KNOW PRESIDENT TRUMP IS
STILL FIGHTING TO REVERSE THE
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ELECTION BUT WITH NO CREDIBLE
EVIDENCE OF FRAUD.
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HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH OF AN
ARGUMENT.
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SO THIS MORNING TRUMP JUST WENT
AHEAD AND TWEETED HASHTAG
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OVERTURN, YOU KNOW, DEMOCRACY.
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ALL OF THE OTHER WAYS TRUMP HAS
TRIED TO UNDERMINE THE WILL OF
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THE VOTERS HAVEN'T WORKED SO NOW
HE'S PULLING OUT THE ACE IN THE
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HOLE, THE SECRET WEAPON, THE
WIDOW MAKER, A HASHTAG.
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BUT LATER IN THE DAY TRUMP DID
TRY TO LAY OUT SOME KIND OF AN
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ARGUMENT FOR REVERSING THE
ELECTION AND BOY, WHAT AN ARGUE.
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HE TWEETED AT 10 P.M. ON
ELECTION EVENING WE WERE AT 97%
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WIN WITH THE SO CALLED BOOKIES.
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AND HE'S GOT A POINT.
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EVERYONE KNOWS PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION RESULTS AREN'T OFFICIAL
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UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN CERTIFIED
BY DRAFT KING BUT THERE IS GOOD
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NEWS WHEN IT COMES TO THE
BOOKIE, HE IS NOW CONSIDERED THE
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ODDS ON FAVORITE TO WIN THE
KENTUCKY DERBY.
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I GLES IT'S POSSIBLE THAT TRUMP
IS NOT TALKING ABOUT GAMBLERS IN
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THAT TWEET.
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BOOKIES ALSO SOUNDS LIKE HOW HE
DESCRIBES SOMEONE WHO IS SMART.
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, STUPID
BOOKIE, WITH THE NERD GLASSES
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AND BACKPACK.
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AND DID YOU SEE THIS, FORMER
TRUMP ADVISOR KELLYANNE CONWAY
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IS BACK IN THE NEWS.
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SHE HAS JUST SIGNED A
MULTIMILLION DOLLAR BOOK DEAL TO
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WRITE A MEMOIR ABOUT HER TIME IN
THE WHITE HOUSE.
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KELLYANNE CONWAY WILL NOW BE
AMONG THE PANTHEON OF LEGENDARY
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AUTHORS LIKE CHRIS CHRISTIE AND
OMAROSA.
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AND FINALLY, WE GET A TELL-ALL
BOOK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE
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WHITE HOUSE.
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IT'S BEEN LIKE 50, HAVEN'T
THERE.
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I MEAN WHAT POSSIBLY CAN WE
LEARN AT THIS POINT THAT WE
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DON'T ALREADY KNOW, IAN?
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>> I GET LIKE HOW MANY TIMES
ERIC RAN INTO A GLASS DOOR
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BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SEE T LIKE A
BIRD.
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I BET IT'S MORE THAN FIVE.
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>> James: I BET IT'S MORE THAN
FIVE.
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IT IS BETWEEN FIVE AND A
THOUSAND.
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>> YEAH.
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>> James: YEAH, ACCORDING TO
REPORTS THIS IS REAL, MEMBERS OF
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TRUMP'S INNERCIRCLE ARE QUOTE
QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS, MAINLY
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BECAUSE SHEFF THEY'VE GOT
CORONAVIRUS BUT THE BOOK IS ALSO
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DREADFUL.
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AS YOU KNOW THE PLAY STATION
FIVE IS THE HOTTEST ITEM OF THE
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SEASON.
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WELL, HUNDREDS OF SHOPPERS
CAMPED OUT OUTSIDE OF A WAL-MART
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IN MICHIGAN THE OTHER NIGHT IN
SUBZERO TEMPERATURES AND WHEN
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THE STORE OPENED THEY RUSHED
INSIDE ONLY TO FIND THERE WERE
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NEVER ANY PLAY STATIONS INSIDE.
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I KNOW, BUT THEY DISCOVERED
SOMETHING EVEN MORE VALUABLE,
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THE REAL PS5 WERE THE
FRIENDSHIPS THEY MADE ALONG THE
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WAY.
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(LAUGHTER)
>> AND THIS IS CRAZY.
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PEOPLE WANT A PS5 SO BADLY THEY
WOULD WAIT OUT IN THE COLD FOR
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HOURS.
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EVEN CRAZIER, AS I MENTIONED PS5
IN THIS MONOLOGUE FOR WEEKS NOW
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AND WE STILL HAVEN'T BEEN SENT
ANY.
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IAN ACTUAL LEER SENT ME A TEXT
THE OTHER DAY GOING DUDE, WE GOT
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TO GET PS5 IN THE MONO MORE, WE
ARE JUST GETTING KNOCK, WE'VE
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BEEN SENT NOTHING.
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>> EVERY TIME WE MENTION A
COOKIE, 60 BOXES OF THEM SHOW
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UP.
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PLAY STATION FIVE, WE HAVEN'T
EVEN GOT A PLAY STATION FOUR.
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>> James: YEAH, IT'S ALMOST
LIKE THEY DON'T NEED THE PRESS
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BECAUSE IT'S SOLTD OUT.
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THE WAL-MART DIDN'T HAVE THE PS5
IN STOCK BUT LUCKILY THEY DID
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HAVE PLENTY OF CHRISTMAS-THEMED
TOILET PAPER WITH, I'M SERIOUS,
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CARTOONS OF SANTA RELIEVING
HIMSELF INTO SOMEONE'S CHIMNEY.
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>> WHAT?
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IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW?
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IS THIS WHERE WE ARE AT NOW.
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THAT, SOMEONE DREW THAT.
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IT WAS SOMEONE'S JOB TO DRAW
THAT.
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GE YOU WANT ANYTHING FOR DINNER.
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>> NO, I WANT TO FINISH THIS AND
THEN I'LL-- WHAT ARE YOU WORKING
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ON.
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>> I'M WORKING ON THE WAL-MART
THING, YOU KNOW, THE SKETCH.
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>> OH YES.
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>> IT'S FOR TOILET PAPER, OH,
OKAY, WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S SANTA TAKING A [BLEEP] IN A
CHIMNEY.
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>> ST 2020.
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>> James: SO YOU ARE A REALLY
SUCCESSFUL CARTOONIST, WHY ARE
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YOU DOING THIS?
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>> YEAH, I KNOW, THIS IS WHAT I
WENT TO UNIVERSE FOR, IT IS WHAT
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I LEARNED ALL THIS DRAWING FOR.
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>> YEAH, WE GOT NOTES BACK FROM
WAL-MART THAT SAID THEY WANTED
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RUDOLPH TO LOOK A LITTLE LESS
EXCITED SO-- .
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>> Reggie: NONPLUSSED.
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>> I PUSHED BACK ON IT BUT THEY
WERE LIKE IT SAY DEAL BREAKER SO
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-- GOING TO PUT SOME
SNOWFLAKES AT THE BACK JUST
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TO-- DONE, WHAT'S FOR DINNER.
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AND THIS WAS AN ALARMING
FINDING.
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ACCORDING TO NEW ENVIRONMENTAL
RESEARCH, SO MUCH PLASTIC IS
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SEEPING IN THROUGH THE WATER
SUPPLY THAT ALL OF US MAY BE
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CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE
CREDIT CARD'S WORTH OF PLASTIC
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PER WEEK.
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YOU CAN'T CALL IT A CHIP CARD
AND NOT EXPECT PEOPLE TO EAT,
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YOU KNOW?
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BUT IT'S TRUE, WE MAY ALL BE
CONSUMING THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE
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CREDIT CARD PER WEEK AND IF YOU
ARE ANYTHING LIKE ME, WILL YOU
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MAKE SURE THAT ONE CREDIT CARD
IS A-- SAFFIRE, I DON'T EVEN
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KNOW WHY WE DID THAT, I USED TO
DO COMMERCIALS FOR SHAY SAFFIRE
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AND THEY SAY-- GOT RID OF ME.
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THEY REPLACED ME WITH KEVIN
HART.
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TRUE TOR STORY, KEVIN HART DOES
T I'M PLEASED FOR HIM BECAUSE HE
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NEEDS THE MONEY.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HI BEEN
SACKED OFF BECAUSE I WATCHED
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KEVIN HART'S DOCUMENTARY.
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AND I SAW KEVIN HART NEGOTIATING
A DEAL WITH CHASE BANK.
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ON THE DOCUMENTARY, AND I WAS
LIKE HEY, ABOUT YOUR CHASE.
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>> I DON'T HAVE IT.
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>> YOU DON'T KNOW WHO IT HAS
GONE TO.
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>> OKAY, YEAH, NO, GO ON.
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>> NICE TO HIM TO KEAP BUSY, HE
ONLY MADE A COMEDY SPECIAL AND
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THREE WEB SERIES DURING THE
PANDEMIC.
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>> James: THAT'S THE THING,
YEAH, YEAH, GONE, GONE.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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>> CAN'T BE THE FIRST TIME IT'S
BEEN DOWN TO THE TWO OF YOU FOR
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SOMETHING.
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>> James: NO, ALWAYS, IT'S
ALWAYS THE TWO OF US.
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ALWAYS THE TWO OF US.
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LIKE WE'RE GOING TO JAMES OR
KEVIN HART.
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THAT'S IT.
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WE'VE GOT A SIMILAR, LIKE WHEN
DID HE HIS DEAL WITH NIKE AND I
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WAS IN THE RUNNING FOR THAT BUT
I THINK MY AGGRESSIVE PITCH TO
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LAUNCH AIR CORDENS DID NOT GO
DOWN WELL.
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>> IS KEVIN HART THE PAUL BLART?
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>> James: NO, NO, SORRY, KEVIN
HART-- -- NO, YOU'RE THINKING OF
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KEVIN JAMES.
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>> Reggie: YEAH.
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>> James: KEVIN JAMES IS PAUL
BLART, MALL COP, KEVIN HART IS
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ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS PEOPLE ON
PLANET EARTH.
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>> Reggie: OKAY.
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>> James: THAT IS THE
DIRCHESZ, YOU KNOW KEVIN HART,
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HE HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW, WE DID
DROP THE MIC WITH HIM.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, NOW IT IS
STARTING TO HIT ME.
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>> James: YEAH, THERE IT IS,
THERE ST, THAT WILL HIT YOU AND
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THEN IT WILL BE THE CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT.
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>> OKAY.
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>> James: THAT'S IT AND
FINALLY WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU
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THIS.
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A STRONG MAN DRESSED AS SANTA
HAS JUST SET A NEW WORLD RECORD
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FOR HEAVIEST SLEIGH PULLED.
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THE MAN PULLED A FLATBED TRUCK
LOADED UP WITH A SLEIGH,
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REINDEER STATUES AND PRESENTS.
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THE WEIGHT OVER 36,000 POUNDS.
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HERE HE IS HERE.
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IN OTHER NEWS EIGHT REINDEER
JUST OFFICIALLY THROS THEIR JOB.
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I NEVER LIKED THESE STRONGMAN
COMPETITIONS.
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WHERE ARE THE COMPETITIONS FOR
THE SENSE TIFER MAN, DO YOU KNOW
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WHAT I MEAN?
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THERE IS NEVER COMPETITIONS FOR
MEN WHO ARE GREAT AT GOING YOU
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KNOW LOOK, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME,
HOW WAS YOUR DAY.
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IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
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I'LL RUN YOU A BATH.
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I'LL MAKE YOU SOME AVOCADO
TOAST.
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BUT ST IMPRESSIVE IF YOU WONDER
HOW SANTA GOT THAT STRONG, IT IS
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ALL PART OF A NEW WORKOUT CRAZE
SWEEPING THE COUNTRY.
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IT'S CALLED CLAUS FIT.
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NOW SINCE, I KNOW T WASN'T
GREAT.
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BUT NOW, I DONE KNOW WHAT TO SAY
STRKS THE BEST WE HAVE, THE BEST
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WE HAVE,
>> AND WE'VE HAD 2 SINCE
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YESTERDAY TOO.
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>> THAT'S TRUE.
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>> I THINK EVEN THE DAY BEFORE.
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>> I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
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THAT'S A 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD THAT
IN THE SYSTEM.
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>> FOR 48 HOURS WE'VE HAD CLAUS
FIT, WE DROPPED IT FROM THE MONO
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BOTH TIMES AND THAT WAS STILL
THE BEST GRAPHIC WE COULD COME
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UP WITH.
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(LAUGHTER).
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>> Reggie: WOW.
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