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Channel: Asmongold TV

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listen
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there's a lot of loot in this raid
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that i need
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to have understand
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we can't have any [聽__聽] mistakes
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just try
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to not [聽__聽] die
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no
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uh you're the off tank just want you to
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know that
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you have to tank
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uh bosses like brutalis so if there's
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anything that you'd like to equip
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now would be the time no grodd got no
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health because he's got no trinket
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because he's supposed to be the off tank
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well he doesn't have tank
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no tanking gear would be an
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understatement
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no gear
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he has no gear like there's nothing
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equipped in the slot
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i swear to [聽__聽] god
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look it's right there
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see that
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actually has [聽__聽] nothing in there
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did you give him a chance to put it on
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no i figured that uh you know i figured
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if if he had it he'd use it
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there's no way we're gonna wipe on the
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first box
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yeah
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could be fine
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no god it's on you man
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make us proud
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no longer will i be a slave to you
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there we go there we go good job
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keep it up we're doing great
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i think people got locked out oh there's
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like five people that got locked out you
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couldn't even do the fight
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all right cool i didn't expect that was
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going to happen
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because they didn't move in they they
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just [聽__聽] mild no no but they could
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they didn't they didn't think to move in
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to the boss room like they didn't think
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to move into the boss room guys
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who here brought a sleeping bag
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because we're going to be in here all
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night so like let's talk about the boss
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arena so if you're not in the boss arena
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as soon as the boss gets pulled to get
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locked out is rematch confused about
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this
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he doesn't have righteous fury on
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says it was on
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he says it was on we're gonna take his
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word for it we're gonna be all right all
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right all right you said it was he said
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it was on it's gonna be okay all right
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let's go long day longer
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i just got stuck i just got stunned bro
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like these portals are actually trash
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because you have no gems or enchants
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really so like so like i can click
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better if i have gyms or in chance shut
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the [聽__聽] up be like can consistently
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[聽__聽] clicking on kaligosa's character
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model because i'm trying to click the
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portal has nothing to [聽__聽] do with my
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gear
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it's a [聽__聽] game
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it was [聽__聽] in 2007 and it's still [聽__聽]
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it's a [聽__聽] wipe
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if another person dies on the pull i'm
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going to kick you out of the raid
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i'm going to kick you out of the [聽__聽]
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raid for not being able to play your
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[聽__聽] character there should never be
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a time that some that the boss gets
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pulled and somebody just randomly dies
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you need to be pulling you're a paladin
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you have multiple ranged abilities why
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don't you equip an intellect trinket
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maybe that way you'll be able to figure
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it out all right finish the boss
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kill dragon nah we got him we go here we
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go it's over all right good job
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great job great job
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big good
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big good yeah we'll be there
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one more melee are gonna get away from
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the boss
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and then ranged are going to come in
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i'm dead it's too bad
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no god i don't think you can tank this
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man i i feel like we should just replace
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you
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like do we have another tank that we can
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bring in because like you're just dying
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and like i'm auto attacking and pulling
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aggro off of you like you you just you
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don't know what you're doing and you're
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wasting your time so um we're gonna have
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two separate strategies
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strategy number one
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is the
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no grodd no tank strategy
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and that's going to be called
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i'm going to tank
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eight stacks and i will have a soul
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stone and the only time that nograd ever
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tanks is whenever i die and in between
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me using the soul stone to clear my
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debuffs
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because we can't get another tank that's
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the strategy that i don't want to use we
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are going to try
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the no garage does tank strategy
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now as the name implies
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this means that no god
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you're gonna have to tank
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okay
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what does that mean
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that means that you need
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to not die he says got it all right got
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it all right i'm gonna look at your
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talents whenever we get you over here i
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wanna i wanna i wanna see what we're
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working with
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well you don't say
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you can't make this [聽__聽] up you can't
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make this [聽__聽] up don't you like oh man
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hey hey good job hey yo you ready to
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tank the hardest tank fight in the game
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you ready he's still learning it's like
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well no [聽__聽] but don't you just read
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that like what the [聽__聽]
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yeah you're right he says oh yeah oh
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yeah
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oh i'm ready
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i bet you are i'm surprised nobody else
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has just quit because he's here
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let's go we got all right all right
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let's get bob's get bombs get pops let's
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do it can we have two melee that know
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what they're doing go into the next
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meteor slashes
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two melee that know what they're doing
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good job
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good job melanie nobody knows what
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they're doing all right it's back on me
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all right go ahead and get it um get a
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soul stone on me just just put a soul
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stone on me right now don't res no grad
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again don't res no grad just put a soul
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stone on me
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blonde drag where's your soul stone
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okay all right
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melee you're gonna have to come in and
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help me soak these all right
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i'm dead right now as you guys are
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running back i want every melee in this
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group so i'm talking saucy
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um grudge deftard uh heath i want all of
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you to whisper me and tell me
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what meteor slash does
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it gives you an hp buff wait oh that
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that's no that's somebody that's not
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even in our group i was about to be
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awesome i was about i was about to
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[聽__聽] flip bro
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[聽__聽] that [聽__聽] i was like uh
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yeah this
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never mind somebody else
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so
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why was it
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that you didn't i i want actually every
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single one of you now that you've done
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that i want you to explain in raid chat
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why you were not able to move
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why you didn't move in and help soak the
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next meteor slash
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why was it you were on fire really so
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your feet were on fire so you couldn't
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walk anymore is that right it was slow
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really so uh dreadflame slows you does
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it slow you
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i don't think it does the dreadflame
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ability caused your character i had a
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slow i assumed it was the fire
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really oh you had a slow well let's go
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ahead and look at that keith we're going
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to go ahead and look at all the debuffs
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that you've received huh
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so
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which which one slowed you i had a slow
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so how did you have the slow because i'm
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not gonna let you make an excuse for
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something that's not real
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no idea do you know why i know you wanna
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know why you have no idea it's because
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it's not real you weren't slowed the
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only thing that was slowed was your
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brain
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credit to cody
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the [聽__聽] are you doing
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stop making up excuses
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you could easily just say like hey i
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[聽__聽] up i wasn't paying attention i
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didn't know what to do don't make a
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[聽__聽]
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excuse if you make an excuse i will make
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sure that you are
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[聽__聽] a hundred percent clear that you
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are wrong you will never get away with
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making an excuse it's like pulling a a
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toy out of a dog's mouth
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i'm just gonna bite down harder i
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thought you're gonna say a dick
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i
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i was like oh no where is that girl
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i don't know that's friendly
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i already told the story oh [聽__聽]
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the guild bicycle
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everybody gets a chance to ride
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not the teeth
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bro i literally have a headache from
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laughing this [聽__聽] is so stupid i don't
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know i was like i'm watching i'm gonna
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watch this [聽__聽] though yeah i'm sitting
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in q and i was like [聽__聽] no dude i'm
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about to go [聽__聽] watch this [聽__聽]
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it's like 15 years ago
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there's no ground remind you that one
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powie doing hydro thrusters
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with a what
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there's this guy this guy randomly got
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invited to overdose because like they
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were they didn't have any uh any tanks
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for uh [聽__聽] uh what's called for
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hyjal and so they needed a paladin tank
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so they invited this guy literally the
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dumbest player i've ever seen makes no
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grad look like he's wearing three
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trinkets okay
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so
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this [聽__聽] guy they need him to tank
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archimonde
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and it's like pre-nerf archimonde
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they summon him in
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and
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they couldn't figure out why he only had
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six thousand health
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and he had rights like this taking
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arkham on
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he didn't tell anybody he's like let's
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just do it
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we'll do it live 75 reduce armor health
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damage [聽__聽] everything
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oh my god and we got muffs we got muffs
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ready to replace anybody who's thinking
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about having fun okay
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nobody's here to have fun we're here for
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a loot
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my loot 20 minutes no grind you're out
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of there
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well no if if he plays well we can bring
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you in maybe his dps or something oh if
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he plays well just play well gotta put
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the pressure on him yeah
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even if he's got no it doesn't have a
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long dip dude three inches yeah 300
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miles an hour
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yeah think about it like three inches 13
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000 health
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that's it was sad
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let's go let's go get no grudge listen
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we just repositioned we just
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repositioned this is totally fine yeah
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no grad we don't think you can tank this
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man it's just it's just not going to
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happen is there any way that we can give
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no grad anything
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that can increase his chances of not
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dying give him a trinket
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that's a good idea
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that is a good idea yeah if he had two
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trinkets that would help is gear a
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problem or a skill problem
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what if i told you it's probably both to
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be fair he didn't get healed for two
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seconds
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i mean
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let's be honest
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he should have been healed
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he wasn't getting any heals let's look
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at the heels pound cake why are you
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always the lowest healer
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never mind
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i know why
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pound cake could you come here
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would you come over to me
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behind you i'm behind you
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why do you have crusader
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on your brutal gladiator's gavel
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he says yo well
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thank god for your sake that that's not
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true
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also guys um let's do a little bit of
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math
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more damage
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less time
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less time
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less time for no grodd to die so what
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does that mean
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more damage equals we have a higher
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chance of killing the boss
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let's get some more damage out there all
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right crush hey i'm talking to you
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whenever you said crash by the way
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whenever you said
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big dps
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what did you mean by that
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like what what what does that mean
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no because i'm just i'm just curious
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like what does
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what does big dps mean
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he says yo
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yo
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was getting a coughing
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you're good man you're good
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you're good
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keep it up
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all right uh yep it's ready check let's
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do it again everybody on me i need big
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heels it's gonna be on me the whole time
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all right melee rotate in after this
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next one if you have four stacks move
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out if you have three stacks move in or
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less than not move in
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i got last stand up
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stack high
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loli and exon get out
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glorious battle
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stack high
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a soul stone on me i need a soul stone
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i need a soul stone
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another day
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another glorious battle get him finish
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him finish him finish him finish him run
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away run away if you have to
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run away if you have to kill him
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you got it you got it you got it kill
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him
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got it
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yes
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yes
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yes
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we didn't get any of the prod gear for
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the belts either
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we haven't gotten to anything
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[聽__聽]
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i swear to god if i don't get any
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[聽__聽] loot out of this
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i'm gonna lose my goddamn [聽__聽] mind
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this is ridiculous
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i'm getting [聽__聽] in the ass
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two bosses
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six chances
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zero loot
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i better get the [聽__聽] shield giving
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you loot is a waste yeah right i'm the
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[聽__聽] tank
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i'm using the loot right now
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that loot's being used directly against
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the boss
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what do you mean
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zero gems why would i jim gear that
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isn't the best in slot gear
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it doesn't make any sense
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i'm just gonna i'm gonna gem all the
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best in slot gear
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that's why i saved all my gems to get
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all the gear from sunwell and here we
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[聽__聽] are in sunwell and i'm not
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getting any gear
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[聽__聽]
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let's go guys we're doing great she's
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going to be doing the breath
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where is she
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griffin coming where is she
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top top top
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[聽__聽] everybody's getting him seed kill
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everybody at some seed
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kill you kill the people that are in
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seed
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all right go bottom bottom up
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boom
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so this is the way it feels at the end
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of a zombie movie
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all right
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let's talk about what went well that run
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all right
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so let's talk about what didn't
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number one
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people died early
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who died early fusion mage
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died from gas nova why didn't you block
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it off
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heath died from
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noxious fumes and demonic vapor
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uh i don't know if you can get out of
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demonic vapor or not so whenever i say
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to move
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you have to move good fortune
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one thing that you can do
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is you can look up in the air and you
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are seeing a gigantic skeletal dragon
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breathing noxious fumes all around you
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and you think to yourself
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maybe i should not be here
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one hell of a delay
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how about on your own eyes
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great try
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it did really really well i think
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overall
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uh things could have been improved
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definitely
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but i would say that this was a pretty
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good attempt and uh
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just need to keep up this momentum
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and we'll be on kj uh probably
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by the time old war comes out i killed
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for the master
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nice [聽__聽] job that's how it's done i
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knew you could do it
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nice yes there it is
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there we [聽__聽] go boys
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there we [聽__聽] go that's what we're
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talking about holy [聽__聽] yes all right um
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boots of the fallen protector uh we're
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gonna do two separate rolls for these
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kosh with the 89. kosh please link and
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chat what you're upgrading
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i want you to link your your current
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boots
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and you're about to get the tier uh
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tier six sunwell boots
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it's a big upgrade yeah
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all right loot's over heath is going to
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drop because his girlfriend is making
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him leave
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he's lying
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how do i know that
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classic players don't have girlfriends
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see you later heath we don't we don't
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have a healer we need to get a healer
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i can heal druid heels
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zoloft if i invite you and you're under
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8 000 health i'm gonna kick you out
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he said he doesn't know the fight
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summon them in
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you'll be in good company
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nor grodd it's on you
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shadow
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stack high
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stack high
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stack higher
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to the aid of fire
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shadows and gulp
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what
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stack high
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stack high
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fire
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oh no
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no god
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oh
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she is immune to my taunts
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no grog
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who are you supposed to be tanking
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the skull
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that's
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we figured it out
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oh
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no you're not supposed to tank the skull
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no you're not
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all right
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so
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there are
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two mobs
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there is lady sacrilege and grand
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and suffer for eternity
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grand warlock uh
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alyssa so
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what made you
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want to tank skull
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like what was what was the thought
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process
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with like
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i was tanking x
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and now i will tank skull like what like
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take me through
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how we arrived here
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because i don't know
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and i
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want to i really really want to know
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kronakai kristor
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when you said i should lead i assume
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that i should grab the skull first my
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bad
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i can see why you would think that um
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okay fine
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uh
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if you had minimal understanding of the
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game and you did not play it a lot and
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you're new
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i could see why you would think that
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okay that's fine you're on the wrong
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target you have to be on the x
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okay
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you've got to be on x
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you pull first but you don't lead
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like you don't kill the boss that we
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lead with
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so you will pull first
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and then
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after you pull first
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you will have
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x the grand warlock on you
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okay
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and i will have the other one
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no [聽__聽] ups mooch ass
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of all the people to not say no fuck-ups
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you are the last person we need to hear
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it from
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the entire
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that the fact that your character is in
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sunwell plateau is a [聽__聽] up in itself
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you are in [聽__聽] greens
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i just gotten word
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mage dog is ready to come in for anybody
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who's going to make a mistake
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we're talking about you by the way
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we're talking about you scallogram
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muchas i'm just gonna be honest okay
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it's like you three
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it's like the [聽__聽] three musketeers
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of us being dead let's go
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why did i die
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stack no no stack that was it was not
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stacked my stacks were cleared yeah my
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stacks were reset all right let's go
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again everybody let's do this
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eight stacks
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guys
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do we want to have sudden death
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where if
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i pull up the vod
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and my character died without eight
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stacks everybody saying that i had eight
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stacks is permaban
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would we like to do that do it okay
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okay here we go let's see let's see if
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chat was right
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did i die with eight stacks or not
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there's a lot of people's band that's
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gonna be based off of this okay
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so if we watch this very slowly
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you'd see that at this moment my stacks
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are completely gone
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and my character is at full health with
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no stacks
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ban them
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ban them all
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yep
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get them out of here i said seven sacks
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just mean i'm safe right nope you're
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banned two yup you're getting banned too
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everybody getting banned how do i get
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away from con flag
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um
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lloyd can you demonstrate right now
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where to go for conflag
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like let's say the range is stacked up
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where you go for conflank
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so you see how lloyd goes over here
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zoloft can you uh can you go ahead and
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do a demonstration for us like let's say
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you're over here healing
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zoloft come over here
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no not over there come over here
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all right zoloft you have conflict where
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do you go
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to the wall
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go do it
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zoloft you have conflict
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show us that you can do it
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all right everybody move out
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move out
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zoloft fell off
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we have to run back now
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zoloft
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we're going to try it again you're going
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to do it again
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yep you're going to you're going to do
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it again
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if you fall off again you're kicked out
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of the guild and the raid
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you're right here all right come over
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here
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now you have conflag
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you have con flag right now
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what do you do
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okay come back
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get up on this ledge
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get right up here
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no i didn't say that
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get down
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get down get on this ledge
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all right you have conflag again
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go over there
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what do you do
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uh
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you