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Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi's Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed - YouTube
Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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-Welcome back to the show,
buddy.
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-Thank you.
-I want to show a picture,
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because Kim Kardashian was on
our show a couple weeks ago.
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-Yeah.
-And she showed us a photo.
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She showed me --
Explain this to me.
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So, you're out to dinner
with Kanye?
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Is that Timoth茅e Chalamet
and Kid Cudi?
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-Yes.
[ Laughter ]
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-What was --
-And I am -- that is really me.
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I'm not superimposed at all.
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[ Laughter ]
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-That's an actual,
real photo, yeah.
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-So, yeah,
it was Cudi's birthday.
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-Okay.
-And he was like,
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"Hey, let's go to Nobu," and
I was like, "That's awesome."
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"I'm going with, like,
my manager and producer."
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I was like,
"Cool. That'd be great."
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So, I got there a little early
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so I could, like,
give him my card.
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You know, so it could be --
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You know, I thought it was just,
like, us three, you know?
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-You were gonna treat
with your credit card.
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-Yeah, you know.
-Sure.
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-Buy my boy a birthday dinner,
you know?
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-That's nice.
-You know, 'cause he's, like --
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He's the best musician
that's ever lived, and, yeah.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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And it's like an honor, right?
-That's nice.
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-So, I get there,
and we're outside,
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and, you know,
we order a couple things.
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I'm like,
"All right, this is cool."
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Everybody's like, you know,
skinny and whatever.
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It's all fun.
[ Laughter ]
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-"Everyone's skinny."
-Yeah.
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-It's like,
"I can treat for these people."
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-Yeah.
I was like, "This is chill."
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-Yeah.
-Then, Timoth茅e Chalamet
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shows up, and I'm like,
"All right, also skinny.
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Gonna be fine."
[ Laughter ]
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No problem."
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And then, Cudi goes, "Hey,
Kim and Kanye might come by."
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And I was like,
"That would be awesome."
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And then, I was like, "Oh, no."
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[ Laughter ]
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So they come by,
and we're outside, right?
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And then, Kanye goes, "Let's get
the special room in the back."
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And I was like, "Oh, no!"
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[ Laughter ]
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I was like, "Yeah!
All right! Cool, sick."
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So, we're sitting in there,
and I'm, like,
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texting my touring agent,
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I'm like, "Yo,
you gotta book more shows."
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[ Laughter ]
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"[Bleep] getting real
over here."
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[ Laughter ]
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So, then, you know,
the waiter comes,
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and Kanye's like --
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"What would
you like to order, Kanye?"
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and he goes, "I want that stuff
that's not even on the menu,
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that crazy stuff."
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I was like, "Oh, my God.
The crazy stuff?"
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-"Crazy stuff"?
What does that mean?
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-I just want to say, like,
Kim and Kanye,
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the cutest couple ever.
Very, very sweet people.
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I had a really good
time with them.
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-Yeah, they're great.
Yeah.
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But you still don't want to pay.
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Like, "Dude, you're Kanye.
You should treat."
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-No! Like, it was fine.
It was just, like --
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It actually wasn't as bad
as you would think.
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But, you know, it's not like
it's Applebee's, you know?
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[ Laughter ]
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It's Nobu, you know?
-It's Nobu, yeah.
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-Which is like 77 Applebee's-es.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Dude...
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Did you just pluralize
"Applebee's"?
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Applebee's-es.
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-Applebee's-es.
[ Laughter ]
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-Tell me about
what you're doing.
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I'm so excited about this.
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What are you doing
with the new "Mortal Kombat"?
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How are you involved with this?
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-"Mortal Kombat 11" --
it's my favorite number.
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-I love "Mortal Kombat."
-Yeah.
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Also, well, they are paying me
to be here to talk about it.
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-Oh, wow.
[ Laughter ]
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-Yeah. Yeah, and I --
Yeah, that's why.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
That's really --
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-Thank you for being honest.
-Yeah, no, yeah.
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You know, I'm trying to get
a helicopter to Coachella.
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[ Laughter ]
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They were like,
"Do you like this game?"
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I was like, "Sure."
No.
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[ Laughter ]
It's actually really sick.
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There's this guy that
I really like to kill in it.
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[ Laughter ]
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'Cause he looks like
a real douchebag.
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[ Laughter ]
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So, there's this guy,
Johnny Cage.
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-Oh, yeah, Johnny Cage.
-Yeah.
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So, he does splits
and punches you in the [bleep]
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is his special move.
[ Laughter ]
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-Yeah, so it's one of his moves,
yeah.
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-And he just looks like
everybody I grew up with
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in Staten Island,
so I just kill that dude.
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[ Laughter ]
I enjoy killing him.
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Also, he has, like,
a hot daughter,
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which is, like, weird,
because I'm lonely
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and she's, like, not real.
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[ Laughter ]
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So there's that
in the video game, as well --
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sexual confusion.
-Sexual confusion!
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With the new "Mortal Kombat 11."
-Yeah.
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The effects are,
like, really good.
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I'm actually wearing --
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I have to shout-out,
"Mortal Kombat" sneakers.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, they exist.
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-Wow.
-Yeah.
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They are real things.
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-I like --
My dude I like is Scorpion.
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-You like Scorpion.
Oh, I got you --
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-That's my dude.
-I heard you like Scorpion,
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so I got this for you...
-"Get over here!"
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-...in case you want
to have fun with your wife
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over the Easter break.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-I don't know if this
is gonna fit, but we'll see.
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-No, I mean --
Yeah.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Oh, me! Oh, I see.
-Yeah. I mean, wear it for sex.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Thank you. I understood --
I understand the first time.
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Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah.
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But you do love video games.
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I heard you're building
an arcade at your house.
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-I am.
So, I live with my mom.
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Well, we bought
a house together,
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but nobody believes that.
[ Laughter ]
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So, I live with my mom, kind of,
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so I have, like,
a basement that's, uh, mine.
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[ Laughter ]
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It's like --
But that's like an apartment,
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so I live underneath her.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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So, like, I'm getting, like, a
little arcade setup down there,
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try to make it --
try to make it a little mine.
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[ Laughter ]
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-What do you have?
What does that mean, an arcade?
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Do you have, like,
a bunch of pinball machines?
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-Well, no, you know,
I'm gonna get, like,
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a "Mortal Kombat" machine.
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[ Laughter ]
-No, no, no, you're good.
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鈾櫔
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No, the check has cleared.
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The check has cleared.
You're good.
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Yeah.
You can have "Mortal Kombat."
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But, yeah, we're good.
-Okay, cool.
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-So you'll get one
"Mortal Kombat" machine,
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but what else?
-Well, I'm redoing
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my whole entire --
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So, I was calling it
The Man Cave,
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but the Mulaneys told me
that if I call it that,
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they will no longer
be my friend.
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[ Laughter ]
I didn't know.
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Do you not call the basement
the man-cave?
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Is that weird?
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-Some people do,
but, no, you can't.
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-Yeah, so now I call it
"The Basement,"
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like The Ohio State University.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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Yeah, it means something.
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-"The."
-Oh, I don't like that college.
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I just -- You know.
[ Laughter ]
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It's the "The"
that's the important --
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-Go, CSI!
Division III.
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Whoo!
-Oh, my gosh!
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Division III.
D-III, man.
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-D-III, baby.
-That's the real deal.
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Are you gonna charge people
when they play the video games?
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-Hell yeah. Absolutely.
[ Laughter ]
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One of my many schemes
I'm working on, Jimmy.
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-Pete, we always love
when you come here,
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and I'll let you know what
happens with this guy, yeah.
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-Oh, yeah, sure.
Thanks for having me.
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-Pete Davidson, everybody.
-Thank you very much.
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"Saturday Night Live"
returns May 4th.
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And "Mortal Kombat 11"
is available April 23rd.
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-Go get it!
And get Machine Gun Kelly's
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"Hotel Diablo" album coming out.
-There you go.
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-My boy MGK's album coming out.
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