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Now this driver,
with no regard for safety.
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Well, at least he
had his seatbelt on.
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[screaming]
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Oh! Me! Me!
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Sting me, over here!
Blast me your venom!
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Zap me with your pain juice!
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Sting me!
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They're the ones asking--
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[screaming]
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Gee, Squidward.
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Maybe you should get
some life insurance.
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What are you yammering about?
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Wow! All this supporting
is making me hungry.
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Hey everybody, let's go
get a Krabby Patty.
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[cheering]
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Nobody gives a care
about the fate of labor,
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as long as they can get
their instant gratification.
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That was a great
speech, Squidward.
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Just listen to me!
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I'm not supposed to be here!
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I gotta get home
to my own time period!
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I gotta go!
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Well, why didn't you just ask?
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The time machine
is down the hall to the left.
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Ah ha ha.
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Oops.
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Oh, yeah, that one's
the can opener.
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Try the one on the right.
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Mr. Squidward,
clean up in the head!
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[groaning]
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Hey, Squidward.
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Also clean up here.
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[whimpering]
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- Hey Squidward.
- I said clean up!
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- Squidward!
- Squidward.
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Hey Squidward.
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[groaning]
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Don't just lay there!
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Clean up!
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[screaming]
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Do you hear me?!
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Holy fish paste!
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Get it off me!
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[gasping]
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Don't you know how
to work that thing?
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Uh, I can do it!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[mumbling]
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[screaming]
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Stop!
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And a one and a two
and one, two, three, four.
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Okay, New theory.
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Maybe we should play so quietly,
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no one can hear us.
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Hey!
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How come when they act up, all
they get is the welcome wagon?
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If you ask me...
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[screaming]
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So, are you going
to try that again?
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Probably.
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[screaming]
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How about now?
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- Um...
- No! No, they're not.
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Phew.
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[screaming]
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Now listen!
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Ahem.
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Who so ever sets foot
on the flying Dutchman's ship,
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uninvited or otherwise,
shall become members
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of his ghostly crew forever!
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And uh...
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ever!
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Will we be getting
business cards?
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[screaming]
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Ha ha...
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[buzzing]
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Blech! Ow.
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Stupid jellyfish! Beat it!
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Whoa! Waaa...
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[grunting]
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[screaming]
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Uh oh.
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Squidward, you can eat
all those patties at one time!
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Squidward!
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What's gonna happen?
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Am I gonna blow up?
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No. Worse.
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It'll go right to your thighs!
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My thighs?
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And then you'll blow up.
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Yeah, I remember
my first Krabby Patty.
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Krabby Patty!
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Oh!
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Alright, I am gonna...
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I don't know what I'm
gonna do but...
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She'll be coming around the
Krabby Patty when she comes.
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[screaming]
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SpongeBob, you nincompoop!
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You broke my face!
Don't just stand there! Help me!
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I need a doctor!
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[humming]
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Gotcha.
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Now, just one quick
flick of the wrist and...
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Ow!
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[groaning]
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[groaning]
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[humming]
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[slurping]
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[mumbling]
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They don't all have to like
the same thing.
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Don't go.
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While I strongly disagree
with your decision, I accept it.
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You know, it's not often I get
to make one like this.
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I want to see the look
on their face
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when they take that first bite.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Squidward! You know what?
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Look! We forgot to switch
the closed sign to open!
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It's almost like we could've
taken the whole day off!
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[laughing]
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[laughing]
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No. Like that.
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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Squidward! Are you okay?
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No.
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Quick!
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Jump inside our anti-seabear
circle before he comes back!
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Yeah! Seabears often attack
more than once.
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Are you crazy?
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A dirt circle won't
stop that monster!
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I'm running for my life!
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No!
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[screaming]
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Don't run! Seabears hate that!
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Thanks for the tip.
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I guess I'll just limp
home then.
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No!
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[screaming]
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Patrick was just
about to figure out
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where the last piece
of this puzzle goes.
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Won't you, Patrick?!
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Who's the green guy?
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It's the last piece of
the puzzle!
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There's only one place
it can go!
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Right here!
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[gasping]
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Squidward,
it wasn't your turn.
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That's cheating.
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Cheating? It's a jigsaw puzzle!
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You can't cheat!
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Oh, it's okay.
We'll just start over.
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[mumbling]
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I gotta get outta here!
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Come back, Squidward!
Don't do this!
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Would you stop shaking it?!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[groaning]
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No. No. No. No!
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[mumbling]
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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[grunting]
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[groaning]
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