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Your Girl Will Never Cancel Her Plans for Your D**k - Malik S. - YouTube
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it's a woman's world man the world is
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ran by women because women got coochie
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power
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cooch is powerful yeah look at her
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[Music]
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clap it out for country yeah
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i don't know who did the promotion for
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coochie they did a good job whoever had
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dick they dropped the ball
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cause coochie's like versace dick is
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like sketches don't nobody give a damn
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it's always on sale 75 percent off
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[Laughter]
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coochie shut plans down dick don't shut
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plans down
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fellas you could've had plans with your
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boys for three months you've been
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working your butt off you've been
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working 50 60 hours a week for months
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straight
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now it's time for you and your guys to
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have a night out your girl walk in the
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room and shut it down cause she got
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couch power she walk in the room butt
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ass naked smelling good with the
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victoria's secret lotion on
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with some high heels on you sitting on
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the bed trying to put on your shoes to
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go out she come over and bend over and
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put that thing right in your face
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be like you sure you want to leave big
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daddy
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now you like you know what y'all go
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ahead man y'all facetiming
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facetime yeah i'm gonna miss this one
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dick don't do that your girl can't be
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about to go out you walk out with your
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dick hanging out she like move get your
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ass out the way
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she start getting dressed faster she
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like let me hurry up he's trying to get
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some ass
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i'm gonna just put my makeup on in the
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car i'm outta here you know
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she ain't gonna change her plans for
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your low ass dick
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she know that little dick gonna be there
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when she get back
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it's a woman's world man and women love
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sex more than men
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it's a myth they're like hey let's take
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no women love sex way more than men
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yeah who do you think came with the
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theory of let's make love all night that
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was not a man idea you know how many
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minutes in all night
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your ass ain't gonna make it i can't
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make it through long order i'm gonna
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make it through all night
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[Applause]
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you know why women can make love all
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night because their organs are not
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external women have a hole you can make
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deposits in a whole all damn day
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it's like going to the bank you could
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always make a deposit at the bank you
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ain't never gonna go to the bank they'd
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be like oh we got too much money today
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we can't take your money
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but you can't always make a withdrawal
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after why they're gonna be like it's
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official funds that's what we be ladies
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insufficient funds
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that's why ladies if you blessed to see
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your heart dick later on tonight say
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thank you i appreciate it
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because erections are dangerous ladies
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don't waste no erection that man risking
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his life
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you know when a man get erection ladies
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we gotta borrow blood from another body
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part to go to our dick to make it hard
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we gotta borrow blood ladies so when we
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make it love to you
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it's a part of our body ain't got no
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blood in it
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we risking our lives so your ass could
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feel good
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yeah and you taking forever away
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now yeah wait a minute [聽__聽] you better
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hurry up my foot going home run your ass
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up
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i ain't gonna lose no foot for you to
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bust a nut
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i didn't cut yet i got my foot i need my
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foot i'm sorry
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can't go to work with one foot
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selfish ass women
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they don't give a damn about you
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love women man you got to practice safe
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sex though man a lot of stds out there
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fellas
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i know everybody want to feel that
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natural but it's dangerous out here now
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man they got a lot of std someone ain't
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got no cure
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i was just reading about one earlier
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called child sport i was like
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who's killing brothers by the thousands
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that's why i'm letting a woman fool me
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they're like oh you don't need no condom
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because i'm on the p i'm like well give
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me one two yours might not dissolve on
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time
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you take one i'll take one i use
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anything for a rubber m
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bag dorito bag i don't give a damn
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cause a lot of fellas don't know this
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child support can last longer than the
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age of 18 if your child go to college
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yeah look at all the women yeah i love
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my kids but college ain't for everybody
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y'all
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ain't no wrong being a janitor that's a
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good ass job
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you can open up a lot of doors you got
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all the keys
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[Applause]
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that's why i tell every man in the
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audience do 10 of these every morning
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just when you get up loosen up your hip
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do 10 of these every morning practice
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your pulling out this could change your
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life
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this little emotion could change your
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life there's an apartment there's a
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house
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this is a corolla this escalade
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i don't want no more damn kids i already
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got two kids i'm done with kids they
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overrated
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i mean i love my kids but if i have them
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i ain't gonna be mad
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i got a son and a daughter and i love my
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daughter way more than my son
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as a good father should can't love your
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son and daughter equally you're a bad
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parent
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i love my daughter way more because
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she's a princess she's a woman i want
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her to feel
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what unconditional love from a man feel
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like you know what i'm saying
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yeah yeah cause i don't want my baby to
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get tricked like her mama did you know
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what i'm saying
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i fooled her ass
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you
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