Guest Host Jennifer Lawrence Interviews Kim Kardashian West - YouTube

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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OKAY, LET'S DO THIS.
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I HAVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH OUR
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FIRST GUEST AND HER FAMILY FOR
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OVER A DECADE -- IN A VERY
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HEALTHY WAY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SHE IS THE QUEEN OF REALITY TV,
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SOCIAL MEDIA, AND NOW,
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COSMETICS, TOO, WITH HER COMPANY
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KKW BEAUTY.
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PLEASE WELCOME
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KIM KARDASHIAN WEST.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Jennifer: SO, ARE YOU
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EXCITED?
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>> I'M EXCITED.
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>> BUCKLE DOWN AND GET
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COMFORTABLE.
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MY FIRST QUESTION, DO YOU THINK
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IT'S A COINCIDENCE THAT REGGIE
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BUSH'S WIFE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU?
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I DON'T.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
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>> Jennifer: SO I'VE BEEN
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OBSESSED WITH YOU -- PROBABLY
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NOT FOR YOU.
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I'VE BEEN OBSESSED WITH YOU FOR
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A REALLY LONG TIME.
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CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
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WE MET?
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>> I DO, ACTUALLY.
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WE WERE AT --
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>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
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>> WE WERE AT A HOTEL IN NEW
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YORK.
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AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE WERE
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COMING FROM, BUT IT WAS LATE.
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WE WERE GOING UP TO SEE THIS AXL
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GEVORT SUITE AT THE GREENWICH.
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I'M GETTING IN THE ELEVATOR WITH
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KANYE, THE DOOR'S ABOUT TO
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CLOSE, I HEAR JENNIFER SCREAMING
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"I LOVE YOUR SHOW."
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ACROSS THE LOBBY.
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>> Jennifer: THAT WAS THE SAME
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HOTEL WHERE I WAS TAKING OFF MY
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BRA UNDER MY SHIRT AND KANYE
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TAPPED ME ON THE SHOULDER.
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I WAS LIKE, WHAT?
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OH MY GOD!
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SO RECENTLY I WENT OVER TO YOUR
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MOM'S HOUSE FOR DINNER.
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>> YES.
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>> Jennifer: IT WAS EVER I COULD
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HAVE EVER CRDREAMED OF.
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>> WAS IT?
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>> Jennifer: YEAH.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> BECAUSE I HAVE TO SAY, SO
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JENNIFER CAME OVER FOR DINNER
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LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO.
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>> Jennifer: YEAH.
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>> I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOM MORE
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DRUNK IN OUR LIVES.
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>> Jennifer: I WAS WAY MORE
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DRUNK THAN YOUR MOM.
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YOU TAKE IT EASY ON YOUR MOTHER.
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>> NOT POSSIBLE.
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IT WAS -- IT WAS SO FUNNY.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS!
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>> Jennifer: NO.
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DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> AT THAT POINT IT WAS LIKE
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TWO -- THEY HAD LIKE A FEW TOO
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MANY DRINKS FOR MY TASTE.
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>> Jennifer: YEAH.
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WELL, YOU WERE DRINKING TEA.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SO I UNDERSTAND.
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AND I REMEMBER GETTING NAKED IN
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YOUR MOM'S CLOSET AND ORDERING
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YOU TO DRESS ME.
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>> YES.
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>> Jennifer: YOU DRESSED ME
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FABULOUSLY.
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I LOOKED AMAZING AS YOU COULD
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SEE IN THAT VIDEO.
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IS MY MEMORY CORRECT, DID YOU
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CALL KANYE TO COME UP IN THE
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CLOSET?
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DID YOU WANT HIM TO STYLE ME?
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>> YOU SAID, I'M NOT JOKING, "I
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REALLY WANT KANYE TO STYLE ME."
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SO I SAID OKAY, AND I COME BACK
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IN AND YOU'RE FULLY BUCK NAKED.
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I GET ON THE INTERCOM AND TELL
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HIM TO NOT COME UPSTAIRS.
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AND WE PUT ON ONE OF MY MOM'S
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DRESSES AND YOU WORE IT
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THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DINNER.
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>> Jennifer: OH, I HAVE IT.
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I WENT HOME IN IT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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DO YOU AND KANYE LIKE FART IN
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FRONT OF EACH OTHER OR TALK
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ABOUT FARTS?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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DO YOU FART IN FRONT OF HIM?
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>> I DON'T FART, WHAT ARE YOU
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TALKING ABOUT?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Jennifer: THERE'S NO REAL
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GOOD WAY TO SEGUE INTO THAT.
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I WAS JUST THINKING, BECAUSE I
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ASKED YOU TO GET ME GAS-X, I
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REMEMBER KANYE LOOKING DOWN THE
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TABLE LIKE, OH MY GOD, SHE
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FARTS!
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I HAD ONE OF THOSE STABBING GAS
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PAINS IN THE BACK OF MY RIBS.
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>> YOU DID.
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>> Jennifer: BECAUSE I WAS SO
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EXCITED.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I FEEL LIKE I KNOW YOU SO
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WELL NOW.
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>> Jennifer: YEAH, INSIDE AND
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OUT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YEAH.
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SO ONE THING THAT A LOT OF
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PEOPLE MIGHT NOT KNOW IF THEY
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HAVEN'T WATCHED EVERY SINGLE
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EPISODE FROM THE TIME THE SHOW
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STARTED IS THAT YOU RUN
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INSTAGRAM AND SOCIAL MEDIA, BUT
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YOU'RE ALSO A BONA FIDE HACKER.
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>> TOTALLY.
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I'M RETIRED.
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I'M FULLY RETIRED.
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>> Jennifer: TELL ME ABOUT THOSE
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DAYS.
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>> YEAH, I USED TO BE LIKE THE
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GO-TO SPY THAT EVERYONE WOULD
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CALL AND TRY TO GET INFO ON
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THEIR BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS OR
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WHATEVER.
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>> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU GET IT?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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>> I JUST PROBABLY WAS IN A
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REALLY INSECURE, UNTRUSTING
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RELATIONSHIP, AND I HAD TO
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USE --
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>> Jennifer: OH, THAT FAR BACK.
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>> IT'S FAR BACK.
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IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE.
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I DON'T HACK ANYMORE.
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>> Jennifer: KANYE DOESN'T HAVE
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A PASSWORD ON HIS PHONE.
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>> YEAH, NO, HE DOESN'T.
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BUT -- ACTUALLY, WE SHOULDN'T
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SAY THAT.
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HE DOES, PEOPLE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jennifer: OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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>> HE DOESN'T HAVE PICTURES IN
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HIS PHONE, SO YOU'RE GOOD, YOU
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CAN TAKE HIS PHONE.
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THERE IS THIS SERVICE THAT I
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FIGURED OUT THAT YOU CAN CALL
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SOMEONE'S NUMBER AND MAKE IT
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LOOK LIKE IT'S ANYONE ELSE'S
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NUMBER CALLING THEM.
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SO WHAT I FIGURED OUT IS HOW TO
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GET INTO THE VOICE MAIL SYSTEM
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IS IF YOU CALL THE NUMBER, BUT
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MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT'S YOUR OWN
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NUMBER CALLING.
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IT TRICKS THE SYSTEM AND GETS
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RIGHT INTO THE VOICE MAIL
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SYSTEM.
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WE'RE SCREWED NOW THAT THERE'S
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TEXTING.
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BECAUSE NO ONE LEAVES VOICE
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MAILS ANYMORE.
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>> Jennifer: RIGHT, YEAH.
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>> BUT I GOT ALL THE DIRT BACK
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IN THE DAY.
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>> Jennifer: TOTAL CREEPS ARE
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SCREWED.
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>> I GOT MAJOR DIRT BACK IN THE
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DAY.
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>> Jennifer: WOW.
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DO YOU THINK YOU COULD LIKE HACK
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LIKE A PRESIDENT'S TWITTER AND
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MAYBE LIKE STOP A WAR?
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LIKE YOU COULD SAVE THE WORLD.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> IN THEORY.
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KIND OF LIKE THAT GAME WE WERE
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PLAYING AT THE HOUSE, REMEMBER?
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>> Jennifer: I DON'T REMEMBER.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> YOU WERE LIKE, OKAY, IF YOU
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COULD SAVE THE WORLD, WHO WOULD
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YOU RATHER SLEEP WITH?
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DONALD TRUMP OR KIM JONG-UN?
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>> Jennifer: OH, WHO DID YOU
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SAY?
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>> I THINK WE WERE JUST LAUGHING
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SO HARD WE DIDN'T CHOOSE.
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>> Jennifer: OH, THAT'S -- I
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WOULD HAVE MADE YOU CHOOSE.
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I GET VERY AGGRESS WHIFF I'M
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DRUNK.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jennifer: I PROBABLY PUT YOU
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IN SOME SORT OF HOLD WHERE YOU
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WERE GOING TO PASS OUT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> YEAH, NO, I DON'T KNOW IF WE
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CHOSE.
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>> Jennifer: ANOTHER RANDOM
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QUESTION.
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DOES KHLOE -- IS KHLOE LIKE IN
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ON YOU BEING SUBTLY RUDE TO HER?
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OR OW JUST SUBTLY RUDE?
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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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LIKE ABOUT HER STYLE?
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>> Jennifer: YEAH.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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>> I LOVE KHLOE --
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>> Jennifer: NO, OF COURSE YOU
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DO.
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>> WE GO THROUGH PERIODS AND HER
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AND I ARE REALLY VIBING RIGHT
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NOW.
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YEAH, I'M JUST -- MAYBE I WAS
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RUDE ABOUT HER STYLE.
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>> Jennifer: OKAY.
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>> BUT I LOVE HER STYLE, REALLY.
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>> Jennifer: I DON'T HAVE A
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SISTER SO I DON'T KNOW HOW IT
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WORKS.
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>> IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL.
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YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING.
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>> Jennifer: TO BE HONEST, IF
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YOU HAD STYLED MY SUITCASE I
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WOULD HAVE PROBABLY BEEN LIKE,
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SICK.
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.
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IF I'D ALREADY PACKED IT, I
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WOULD HAVE BEEN ANNOYED.
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>> SHE UNPACK THE IT.
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>> Jennifer: YOU PUT ALL THE
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WORK IN.
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THE POLAROID WAS A REALLY NICE
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TOUCH.
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I WANTED TO FOR THIS SHOW, I
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COULDN'T STOP HAVING IDEAS.
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I WANTED YOU TO COME AND LIKE
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ORGANIZE MY CLOSET AND STUFF.
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>> I WILL, EYE COME OVER AND
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ORGANIZE, POLAROIDS AND ALL.
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>> Jennifer: PLEASE DO.
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OKAY, WAIT -- WAIT, WHAT DO I --
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OKAY.
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I MADE YOU SOMETHING BUT I DON'T
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KNOW IF WE HAVE ENOUGH TIME WHAT
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SHOULD I DO?
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>> JUST WRAP UP THE CONVERSATION
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AND GO TO BREAK --
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>> Jennifer: OKAY, WHEN WE COME
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BACK -- NO, WRAP UP THE
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CONVERSATION.
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OKAY, KIM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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VERY FUNNY STUFF.
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WHEN WE COME BACK, I HAVE MANY
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DEEPLY PERSONAL QUESTIONS I NEED
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TO ASK KIM.
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TO TALK ABOUT HER COSMETIC LINE,
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KKW.
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THIS IS ONE OF HER PRODUCTS
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WHICH I THINK I HAVE.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OH, NEVER MIND, NO, I DON'T HAVE
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THAT.
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THIS IS FOR -- BLUSH?
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>> IT'S FOR CONTOUR.
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BLENDING CONTOUR.
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>> Jennifer: CONTURBULENTING.
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>> YES, NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT
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IS.
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>> Jennifer: NOT AT ALL WHAT I
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THOUGHT IT WAS FOR.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT --
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[ RIM SHOT.
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>> I NEVER THOUGHT ALL MY THINGS
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ARE LIKE FLESH COLOR.
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SO I GET IT.
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BUT THAT'S NOT REALLY THE COLOR
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OF -- IT WASN'T NECESSARILY THE
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FRESH COLOR THAT MADE ME THINK
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IT WAS A DILL DOUGH.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I VISUALLY SEE DARKER COLORS.
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>> Jennifer: AH.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> THAT'S WHAT COMES TO MIND,
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WHEN I WAS POSTING IT ON SOCIAL
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MEDIA I WAS LIKE, [ BLEEP ],
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THIS LOOKS LIKE A DILL DOUGH.
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>> Jennifer: YEAH, I DIDN'T
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NOTICE BECAUSE IT WAS SO WHITE.
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SO TO MOVE ON FROM DILL DOUGHS.
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WHICH I DON'T WANT TO DO.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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YOU HAVE -- YOU'RE HOSTING YOUR
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FAMOUS FAMILY CHRISTMAS CARD
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THIS YEAR.
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>> IT IS MAKING A RETURN.
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>> Jennifer: I NOTICE I'VE NEVER
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BEEN IN ONE.
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>> YOU ARE WELCOME.
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>> Jennifer: OKAY, GOOD.
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I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF PUTTING
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MYSELF IN ONE ALREADY.
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>> OH!
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>> Jennifer: THIS I DREW MYSELF.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU'RE GOING
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TO LOVE THE FAN ART THAT I MADE
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YOU.
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THIS IS US.
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>> OH MY GOD!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Jennifer: THIS IS YOU, THIS
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IS ME.
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MY EYES ARE CLOSED IN COMPLETE
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BLISS.
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>> I LOVE IT.
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>> Jennifer: SO YOU CAN KEEP
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THIS.
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>> YAY!
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I'M GOING TO FRAME THIS.
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>> Jennifer: YEAH, YOU SHOULD.
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ON YOUR FRIDGE?
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OKAY, CAN I GET TO MY DEEPLY
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PERSONAL QUESTION CARD?
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>> YES.
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>> Jennifer: OKAY, GREAT.
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WELL, ACTUALLY -- THIS IS A
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TOTAL SIDE NOTE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT SELENA
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GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH
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JUSTIN?
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>> I THINK IT'S SO CUTE.
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>> Jennifer: OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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>> Jennifer: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
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TO THINK.
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WHO OF ALL OF YOUR SISTERS LOST
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THEIR VIRGINITY FIRST?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> PROBABLY ME.
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>> Jennifer: REALLY, I THOUGHT
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YOU WERE GOING TO SAY KOURTNEY.
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>> NO IT WASN'T KOURTNEY.
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>> Jennifer: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
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CHEATED ON?
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>> YES.
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>> Jennifer: HOW DID YOU FIND
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OUT?
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>> MY HACKING SKILLS.
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>> Jennifer: NICE!
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>> YEAH.
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I GOT INTO THE VOICE MAIL THING.
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AND IT WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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I WAS AT DINNER WITH ALL OF MY
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BEST FRIENDS.
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PUT IT ON SPEAKER BOARD
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WONDERING LIKE WHERE MY
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BOYFRIEND WAS.
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HIS VOICE MAIL, HE WAS FLYING IN
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TOWN TO MEET ANOTHER GIRL ON MY
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BIRTHDAY, LIED TO ME THAT HE WAS
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IN A DIFFERENT CITY.
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>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S
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LIKE A TAYLOR SWIFT SONG!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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OH MY GOD, THAT'S AWFUL, I'M
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SORRY THAT HAPPENED.
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DID YOU MARRY HIM?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HOW MANY EX-BOYFRIENDS ARE STILL
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ON YOUR PHONE?
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>> ONLY ONE.
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>> Jennifer: OKAY.
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>> YEAH.
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AND, YOU KNOW, SUPER FRIENDLY,
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HE LIVES RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET
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FROM KOURTNEY.
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WE NEVER, YOU KNOW, REALLY TALK.
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BUT THE NICEST FAMILY.
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I WENT TO HIS WEDDING.
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AND -- YEAH.
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>> Jennifer: GREAT.
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OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, I
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WANT US BOTH TO NAME YOUR
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CRAZIEST EX-BOYFRIEND.
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>> MY CRAZIEST?
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>> Jennifer: YOUR CRAZIEST
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EX-BOYFRIEND.
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>> OKAY.
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>> Jennifer: ONE, TWO --
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THREE -- KRIS HUMPHRIES!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> ALL OF THEM.
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>> Jennifer: YOU GOT ME.
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WHAT IS THE MOST INCORRECT RUMOR
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YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF YOURSELF?
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>> I DON'T KNOW, I START TO LIKE
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BELIEVE IN THEM ALL, THERE'S SO
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MANY.
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>> Jennifer: I KNOW.
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>> I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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>> Jennifer: I KNOW, IT'S SO
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OVERWHELMING.
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WHENEVER I GET ASKED THAT
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QUESTION MY EYES GO CROSSED.
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IT'S EVERYTHING.
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AFTER A WHILE, LIKE THERE WAS
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FOOTAGE THAT I HAD BLAMED DONALD
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TRUMP FOR ALL THE HURRICANES IN
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THE WORLD.
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LIKE AFTER I SAW THE NINTH
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HEADLINE I WAS LIKE, DID I?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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BUT I DIDN'T.
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IF YOU WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT
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ISLAND WITH ONE MEMBER OF YOUR
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FAMILY, WHO WOULD YOU KILL LAST?
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>> LIKE I COULD ONLY HAVE ONE
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SURVIVING?
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>> Jennifer: YEAH, LIKE YOU'VE
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ALREADY KILLED THE ANNOYING ONES
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AND NOW THERE'S LIKE --
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BASICALLY THE FAVORITE ONE.
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>> OKAY.
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I MEAN -- MY KIDS?
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>> Jennifer: OH, WELL.
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CHILDREN -- NOW I FEEL GUILTY.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I FEEL BAD.
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>> YOU MEAN SIBLINGS?
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>> MEAN SIBLINGS.
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BUT IF YOU WERE GOING TO KILL A
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KID WHAT KID WOULD IT BE?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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NO WHICH OF YOUR SIBLINGS WOULD
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YOU KILL LAST?
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>> IT MIGHT BE KHLOE, BECAUSE I
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FEEL LIKE SHE'D LIKE KILL ME.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jennifer: YEAH.
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KHLOE WOULD ACTUALLY BE THE ONE
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YOU'D HAVE TO KILL FIRST.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jennifer: STRICTLY
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SURVIVAL-WISE.
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OKAY, WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING
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KANYE DOES?
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>> HE FALLS ASLEEP ANYWHERE.
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IT'S LIKE WE'LL BE AT A MEETING,
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OR LIKE HE'LL INTRODUCE ME TO
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PEOPLE I'VE NEVER MET BEFORE,
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WE'LL BE AT A RESTAURANT, AND
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HE'LL BE SNORING AT THE TABLE.
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>> Jennifer: I WISH I HAD THAT.
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DO YOU GUYS HAVE LIKE NORMAL
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COUPLE THINGS WHERE YOU ARGUE
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OVER WHO TO HIRE TO TAKE THE
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GARBAGE OUT EVERY DAY?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> WE ARE SUPER NORMAL.
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WE WATCH "FAMILY FEUD" EVERY
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NIGHT BEFORE WE FALL ASLEEP.
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>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
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THAT'S LIKE OVERLY NORMAL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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I WATCH YOU GUYS TO FALL ASLEEP.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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HOW MANY OF KANYE'S ALBUMS CAN
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YOU NAME?
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>> ALL OF THEM.
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>> Jennifer: OH, YOU CAN?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jennifer: THAT'S SWEET.
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YOU'RE A GOOD PARTNER.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jennifer: HAVE YOU TALKED TO
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O.J. SINCE HE'S GOTTEN OUT OF
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PRISON?
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>> I HAVEN'T.
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>> Jennifer: DAMMIT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN
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YEARS.
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I THINK I SAW HIM AT A CLUB IN
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MIAMI LIKE A DECADE -- MAYBE
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RIGHT LIKE EIGHT, NINE YEARS
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AGO.
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>> Jennifer: DID YOU TALK TO
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HIM?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Jennifer: DID YOU ASK HIM IF
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HE DID IT?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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DID YOU JUST GET THAT OVER WITH?
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>> I NEVER -- I JUST NEVER
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REALLY LIKE GO THERE.
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I HAVE LIKE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR
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HIS CHILDREN.
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>> Jennifer: OH, YEAH.
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>> I FEEL LIKE -- MY MOM AND
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CAITLYN BOTH SAY A LOT ABOUT IT,
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AND THEY'RE REALLY VOCAL.
[818]
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW,
[820]
HIS KIDS.
[821]
IT MUST BE LIKE REALLY HARD.
[822]
I JUST TRY TO LIKE STAY AWAY
[824]
FROM IT.
[824]
>> Jennifer: THIS IS THE SECOND
[825]
TIME I'VE TRIED TO ATTACK
[826]
CHILDREN TONIGHT.
[826]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[829]
HAS KANYE EVER WRITTEN SONGS
[831]
ABOUT YOU THAT WE DON'T KNOW
[831]
ABOUT?
[831]
>> YEAH.
[833]
>> Jennifer: CAN YOU TELL ME
[833]
WHAT THEY ARE?
[833]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[836]
>> WELL, THERE WAS ONE THAT HE
[838]
HASN'T RELEASED.
[839]
BUT HE SANG IT AT THE MET.
[841]
CALLED "AWESOME."
[841]
>> Jennifer: AWW.
[846]
>> AND HE WRITES -- LIKE BEFORE
[847]
WE GOT TOGETHER, HE HAD PLAYED
[849]
IT FOR ME WHEN HE WAS RECORDING
[851]
"WATCH THE THRONE."
[853]
AND THEN WHEN I WAS PREGNANT,
[855]
AND THAT WAS MY FIRST MET BALL,
[856]
HE PERFORMED IT, LIKE TO ME AT
[858]
THE MET.
[858]
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
[860]
WOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF -- NEVER
[861]
HAPPENS TO ME.
[862]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[864]
THAT MUST BE REALLY, REALLY
[865]
NICE.
[865]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[869]
I JUST WANT TO KEEP LIKE -- SO
[870]
WHAT DOES HE WEAR TO BED?
[870]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[874]
WHAT DO BOTH OF YOU WEAR TO
[876]
SLEEP?
[876]
I HAVE KIM KARDASHIAN ON A COUCH
[878]
ANSWERING QUESTIONS.
[878]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[883]
LIKE DO YOU EVER SLEEP IN SOCKS?
[885]
>> I SLEEP IN SOCKS EVERY NIGHT.
[887]
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
[889]
>> LIKE I PUT MY SOCKS UP, I'M
[892]
FREEZING.
[892]
>> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S REALLY
[893]
COLD IN THIS STUDIO, I'M GOING
[894]
TO TALK TO JIMMY ABOUT IT.
[896]
>> IT IS.
[896]
>> Jennifer: I HAVE A WEIRD
[898]
REACTION WHERE I SWEAT WHEN I
[899]
GET COLD.
[900]
SO I'M AFRAID IF ANYBODY AT HOME
[901]
IS WONDERING WHY I'M SITTING
[902]
THIS WAY, IT'S NOT FOR MY
[904]
BREASTS.
[904]
IT'S FOR MY ARMPIT SWEAT.
[905]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[908]
TRYING TO SQUEEZE IT AWAY.
[909]
>> I GET COLD TOO.
[911]
>> Jennifer: YEAH, IT'S NOT
[912]
SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THAT.
[913]
MY LEG HAIR GROWS FASTER WHEN
[914]
IT'S WARM.
[914]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[918]
OKAY, HOW DID YOU PICK YOUR
[922]
SURROGATE, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU
[922]
ASK ME?
[922]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[925]
>> YOU --
[927]
>> Jennifer: WAS I EVEN IN THE
[927]
CONVERSATION?
[931]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[931]
>> I'LL KNOW IF I DO IT AGAIN.
[933]
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
[934]
I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR KIDS
[936]
TO JUST BE LIKE TEENAGERS.
[937]
IT'S LIKE THE ROYAL FAMILY.
[938]
I'M JUST LIKE, OH, WHAT ARE THEY
[940]
GOING TO DO?
[940]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[943]
>> I HOPE THEY'RE JUST ALL SO
[945]
NICE.
[945]
>> Jennifer: THEY ARE.
[946]
THE WHOLE FAMILY SO IS LOVELY.
[948]
WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO FOR
[949]
HALLOWEEN?
[949]
>> WE ALL GO TO KOURTNEY'S AND
[951]
SPEND HALLOWEEN THERE.
[953]
AND I TRY -- I WAS GOING TO DO
[955]
THAT THING THAT YOU SHOWED
[957]
EARLIER, TELLING THE KIDS THAT I
[958]
TOOK MR. CANDY.
[960]
>> Jennifer: YEAH.
[960]
>> AND VIDEOTAPE IT.
[961]
THEN I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO
[961]
DO IT.
[963]
>> Jennifer: YEAH, THERE WAS
[964]
SOME OF THOSE KIDS' REACTIONS I
[965]
WAS WATCHING, SOME OF THEM LIKE
[968]
AWW.
[968]
THEN SOME OF THEM I WAS LIKE, IF
[970]
I EVER DID THAT TO MY PARENTS?
[973]
>> YEAH.
[973]
>> Jennifer: IF I THREW A CUP AT
[974]
MY PARENTS, IF MY PARENTS TOLD
[977]
ME THEY ATE ALL MY CANDY I'D BE
[979]
LIKE, OH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'LL
[980]
BE IN MY ROOM.
[980]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[986]
>> YEAH, KOURTNEY GOES SO
[988]
OVERBOARD WITH THE DECORATIONS
[989]
THAT I THINK HER KIDS ARE JUST
[990]
OVER IT.
[991]
>> Jennifer: OH, REALLY.
[993]
>> LIKE ANTI-HALLOWEEN.
[995]
>> Jennifer: NO WAY.
[996]
WHAT WERE THEY?
[997]
>> MASON WAS QUEVO FROM MIGOS.
[1002]
SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL.
[1007]
AND MELBY WAS NOTHING.
[1011]
NONFESTIVE.
[1012]
AND NORTH WAS WONDER WOMAN.
[1014]
SHE WAS A FEW THINGS.
[1015]
HER AND SAINT WERE AXL ROSE AND
[1018]
SLASH.
[1018]
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD.
[1020]
>> LIKE THEY HAD FITS WITH THE
[1021]
WIGS AND IT WAS A WHOLE THING.
[1024]
SO THAT LASTED LIKE ONE SECOND.
[1025]
>> Jennifer: THAT'S WHAT
[1026]
HAPPENED TO ME AT HALLOWEEN,
[1027]
FIVE MINUTES WITH A WIG.
[1029]
>> AND THEN THEY WERE BUNNIES TO
[1032]
GO TRICK-OR-TREATING IN.
[1033]
>> Jennifer: OH MY GOD, THAT'S
[1035]
SO CUTE.
[1035]
>> SO THEY DID THE COSTUMES LIKE
[1037]
I DID THIS YEAR.
[1038]
>> Jennifer: I ALWAYS THOUGHTFY
[1039]
HAD A LITTLE BABY AND IT WAS A
[1041]
BOY, I WOULD MAKE HIM A
[1045]
CHIPPENDALE'S CHADANCER AND TAK
[1047]
THE SHIRT OFF WITH THE BOW TIE.
[1048]
>> I SAW THIS GIRL ONLINE, HER
[1050]
DAUGHTER IS A VICTORIA'S SECRET
[1052]
MODEL WITH THE WINGS AND
[1054]
LINGERIE, IT WAS A BATHING SUIT,
[1056]
I THINK SHE GOT A LOT OF
[1057]
[ BLEEP ] FOR IT.
[1058]
>> Jennifer: THAT'S THE THIRD
[1059]
TIME I HAVE PROVEN I'M NOT
[1060]
RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO BE AROUND
[1061]
KIDS.
[1061]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[1065]
I JUST THINK IT'S SEXY.
[1066]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[1070]
>> YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
[1071]
>> Jennifer: OKAY, SO WHAT DO
[1073]
YOU GUYS LIKE THINK ABOUT BLAC
[1074]
CHYNA?
[1076]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[1079]
>> YOU KNOW, I WAS -- I ALWAYS
[1081]
SAID WHEN SOMEONE WAS GOING TO
[1085]
ASK ME -- YOU KNOW, DREAM IS
[1086]
GOING TO SEE THIS ONE DAY.
[1087]
AND SO I THINK IT'S JUST SUPER
[1090]
RESPECTFUL TO JUST NOT SAY
[1092]
ANYTHING ABOUT MY NIECE'S MOM.
[1093]
>> Jennifer: GOT IT.
[1094]
TOTALLY.
[1095]
FOURTH CHILD.
[1096]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[1099]
KKW BEAUTY CONTOUR AND HIGHLIGHT
[1101]
KITS ARE AVAILABLE NOW.
[1103]
KIM KARDASHIAN WEST, EVERYBODY!