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"I Neglected To Observe That A Green Card Expires" - Hugh Laurie Is Happy To Be Back In The U.S. - YouTube
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>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
WELCOME BACK.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
MY GUEST TONIGHT IS AN ACTOR,
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MUSICIAN, AND WRITER YOU KNOW
FROM "HOUSE," "THE NIGHT
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MANAGER," AND "VEEP."
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HE HAS JUST ADAPTED AN
AGATHA CHRISTIE NOVEL,
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"WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK EVANS?",
WHICH HE ALSO DIRECTS
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AND STARS IN.
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PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO THE LATE
SHOW, HUGH LAURIE!
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>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
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>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> Stphen: SO NICE TO YOU
HAVE BACK.
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>> IT'S SO GOOD TO BE BACK.
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>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO
THE STATES.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> Stephen: HOW LONG WERE YOU
OVER IN LONDON.
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>> WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE, WELL, I
HAVE LOST TRACK OF TIME.
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I HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I
WAS-- .
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>> Stephen: 20, 20 WAS THE
LAST TIME YOU COULD EASILY GET
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BACK OVER, IT'S BEEN A COUPLE OF
YEARS.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Stephen: DO YOU ENJOY BEING
BACK.
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>> I LOVE IT.
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I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT I HAD A
VERY TOUGH TIME GETTING BACK IF.
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>> Stephen: TO THE UNITED
STATES.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Stephen: WHY.
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>> GETTING IN HERE.
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>> Stephen: WHY ARE WE KEEPING
YOU OUT?
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>> BECAUSE I HAD NEGLECTED TO
OBSERVE THAT A GREEN CARD IS
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EXPIRED.
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I DIDN'T READ T I DIDN'T READ
THE SMALL PRINT AND IT EXPIRES
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AND THEN I THOUGHT OH, I BETTER
GET ANOTHER ONE AND THEY SAID
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YEAH, IT WILL TAKE ABOUT A WEEK.
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AND THREE TO FOUR MONTHS WENT BY
AND I STARTED TO PANIC ABOUT
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TONIGHT, I THOUGHT I'M NOT GOING
TO MAKE IT, TO SEE YOU.
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>> Stephen: IS THIS THE FIRST
THING ARE YOU DOING HERE IN THE
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STATES.
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>> JUST ABOUT.
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>> Stephen: JUST ABOUT, THAT
MEANS IT ISN'T.
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>> NO NO I MEAN BE I DID SOME
THINGS YESTERDAY S THAT OKAY.
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>> Stephen: OKAY, I MEAN THERE
IS NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT NOW
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SO I GUESS I HAVE TO SAY THAT'S
FINE.
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CUZ I'M THE HOST.
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AND YOU'RE THE GUEST AND IT
WOULD SEEM RUDE IF I GOT UPSET.
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>> I AM JUST TRAMPLING.
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>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.
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DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ON
FALTON.
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EASY A GREAT GUY, A LOVE HIM,
JUST WANT TO KNOW.
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HOW ABOUT NEW YORK SPECIFICALLY,
DO YOU LIKE THE BIG APPLE?
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>> I DO.
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NO, NO.
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>> Stephen:S THAT OWE OKAY.
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>> THAT WAS VERY RUDE FOR ME TO
HESITATE.
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NO, WHAT I MEAN IS I THINK NEW
YORK, YOU WOULD AGREE WITH THIS
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I'M SURE, THAT NEW YORK IS MORE
ENJOYABLE IF YOU SEE IT WITH A
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NEW YORKER.
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IF YOU COME ON YOUR OWN AS I
HAVE DONE AND IT FEELS, IT CAN
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BE INTIMIDATING.
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>> Stephen: VERY INTIMIDATING.
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>> AND IT FEELS TO ME LIKE THERE
ARE FIVE MILLION PEOPLE HAVE
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BEEN INVITED TO A PARTY AND THAT
I HAVE NOT BEEN INVITED TO.
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THAT IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.
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>> Stephen: AND THEY ARE ALL
ON THEIR WAY TO IT.
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>> AND THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY AND
THEY'RE LATE AND SHOW ST MY
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FAULT THAT THEY ARE LATE.
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AND THEY'RE JUST SO FURIOUS WITH
ME.
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>> Stephen: AND LONDON IS NOT
LIKE THAT AT ALL.
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NO ONE GETS FURIOUS WHEN ARE YOU
WALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
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SIDEWALK OR ANYTHING.
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>> I DON'T THINK-- IT'S NOT
MOVING AT THE SAME PACE AS NEW
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YORK.
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IS AND THE BUILDINGS AREN'T AS
BIG.
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>> Stephen: THAT'S IT.
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>> SO YOU DON'T FEEL AS SMALL IN
LONDON, RELATIVELY.
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TO FIVE STORY BUILDINGS, THAT IS
THE SCALE I'M USED TO.
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YOU COME TO AN 80 STORY BUILDING
AND YOU FEEL LIKE A LITTLE TINY
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PERSON.
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THAT REVEALS SOME WEIRD STUFF
ABOUT ME, I KNOW.
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>> Stephen: WE'LL GET INTO
THAT IN THE NEXT SESSION.
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I THINK WE MADE SOME REALLY GOOD
PROGRESS TODAY AND LET'S JUST
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FOLLOW THAT FEELING THE NEXT
TIME WE'RE TOGETHER, OKAY?
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A
QUICK BREAK, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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WITH MORE MR. HUGH LAURIE,
EVERYBODY, STICK AROUND.
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