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work of fiction too.'
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'Like the earlier
video use your...
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...imagination while
watching this video.'
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'Please don't take this
video too seriously.'
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'Thank you.'
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So this is how decomposition
of liquid happens...
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...using electricity.
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Any doubts?
- Sir, when pass electricity...
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...using cathode and anode.
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Why does the atoms of sodium...
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...gets attracted
to carbon cathode.
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Why do they get attracted
carbon instead of chlorine?
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Sir, I don't understand this.
Can you please explain me?
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Okay. Any doubts?
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Excuse me, sir! I have a doubt.
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Yes.
- Sir, I wanted to ask this.
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When I came first
day to this class...
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...Kareena was
sitting with Akash.
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Okay? Then the next
day she sat with Vivek.
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On the third day, Kareena...
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...was sitting with Kunal.
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Why isn't Kareena
sitting with me?
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Do I look so bad?
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Do I eat humans?
What is the problem, sir?
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Why does it happen
during your class?
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I will shoot you.
- Sir!
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Sir, escape!
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Sir!
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Hey, shall we bunk
the practicals of Bio?
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What!
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You wish to bunk the
practicals of Bio, do you?
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Do you know how
much I love Biology?
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Don't you know I always
wanted to become a doctor?
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I wanted it since my childhood
so that I can treat people.
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What all one has to
do to become a doctor!
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You want to bunk the
practicals of Bio, don't you?
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What nonsense! Come on...
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...it's extremely important.
Lets not miss it.
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We need to quietly follow
the teacher's instructions.
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So we are going to do
my favorite practical.
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Ashish will perform
this practical.
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Thank you, sir.
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What do you want me to do, sir?
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Should I adjust the
specimen in the microscope?
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No.
- Then what?
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Today, we will...
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...dissect the cockroach.
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Well...
- Hold it like a pen.
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Sir, I can't do this.
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Sir, she is looking into
my eyes and asking...
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...would you dissect me?
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It could be somebody's...
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...relative.
It's family would be waiting.
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And you expect me...
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...to dissect it?
No, I can't do it.
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If you don't,
I'll make sure you fail.
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Okay, sir.
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I will do it right away.
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Mister.
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The form for switching from
biology to geography...
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...will be available
here, right?
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Yes, you will get it here.
- Thank you, mister.
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I am confused. Should I opt
for Commerce or Science?
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Go ahead and take Commerce.
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Ashish,
put your phone in silent mode.
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I don't worry about my phone.
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This is the brand new
'Asus Zenfone 5Z'.
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It automatically
adjusts its ringtone...
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...as per the background noise.
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It has an AI technology in it.
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Why should we care if
the phone rings or not?
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They are the teachers of commerce.
They'll not object.
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They are just like a family.
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Oh, my family.
- Sir!
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Give me your phone.
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S-Sir, I'm sorry.
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Tomorrow, ask your parents
to take this phone from me.
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Sir, I'm sorry.
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Sir.
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The teachers of commerce...
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...are so lenient...
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They behave just
like our family.
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Anmol, please send me the
pictures of those notes.
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Yes, wait a minute.
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Your phone gives out such
an awful photo quality.
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You use such an inferior phone.
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Let me click the photo
using my Asus Zenfone 5Z.
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Check it out.
This phone is enabled...
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...with AI scene detection.
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It has automatically
switched to text mode now.
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It has 16 scene detection
types like these in total.
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You can't click a superior
photograph using a cheap phone.
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Which chapter is it?
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This isn't a chapter
but an answer.
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What!
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Don't you know that?
It's the principle of...
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...management.
An extremely lengthy answer.
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'The subject of
Commerce are so simple.'
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'You don't need to
mug up anything.'
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Sir,
I'm done with my examination.
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I have filled the entire
paper with theory.
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Take it, sir.
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You have written a
good introduction.
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You will definitely
get one mark for it.
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Where is the rest of the answer?
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'The exams of Commerce...
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...are so simple.'
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'You don't need to
struggle for marks.'
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Sir,
give me 200 supplements more.
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Man, I can't equate LHS and RHS!
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I solved the right side
first and then the left side.
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Why is it not getting equated?
Sin and...
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...Cot of LHS and RHS
are still unsolved.
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When I solved Cot,
I find a new Sin function.
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What is all this?
- Listen, friend.
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Maths in our country...
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...is such. if you solve
it in just two steps...
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...nobody will care about it.
If you...
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...solve the same
sum in eight steps...
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...and if you apply all
the theorems in it...
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...the sum will be solved and
you will get the marks too.
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Now you write over here.
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I will apply some
random theorem...
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...let the teacher
do whatever he wants.
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Write that you are multiplying
both the sides by zero.
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LHS into zero is equal to zero.
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RHS into zero is equal to zero.
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Zero equal zero.
Hence it is proved...
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...that LHS is equal to RHS.
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You'll be happy,
so would be the teacher...
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...God will be happy too.
Go and break the coconut!
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That's amazing!
I missed it completely.
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This balance sheet
isn't getting tallied.
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I have written all the
entries and also adjusted them.
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I still can't tally
the balance sheet.
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Listen to me.
I will give you a simple solution.
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I know. You want me to write...
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...the total of debit
at the credit side.
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I used to do that
in my childhood.
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Write here.
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My accountant handles all this.
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Call him as he is the one
who looks after all that.
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How much is the difference?
- 100.
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Oh, is that so?
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Take this 100 rupee
note and stick over it.
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Apply gum or even spit will do.
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Submit the paper.
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Teacher will accept
the currency note.
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He will tally it by himself.
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You will get your
marks directly at home.
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Teacher is happy,
so are you and God...
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...is happy too.
Go and break a coconut.
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That's great, man!
I missed on it completely.
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Did you bring your assignment?
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No, man. I forgot everything
because of biology.
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What about you?
- I forgot it too.
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How about everybody else?
Did anyone do the assignment?
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Fine. Let's meet sir
and tell him this.
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Nobody has done the
assignment today.
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We'll ask him to postpone the
date of assignment. How is it?
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Okay. That's a great idea.
- Okay. - Awesome.
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That's the best idea.
- So.
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Submit your assignments.
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Sir, nobody has done...
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...their assignment today.
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So we all request you to...
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...postpone the submission
date of the assignment.
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Yes, sir. Please postpone
the date of assignment.
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Sir, you don't need to do that.
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My assignment is ready!
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'No, man. I forgot it too.'
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'No, man. I forgot it too.'
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There was a traitor amongst us.
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Thrash him!
- 'Hey!'
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It's the last day of
assignment submission today.
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How many of you have
done the assignment?
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I have done it.
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Just three assignments
out of the batch 20.
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Don't worry. Each one of your's
assignment will be submitted today.
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How is that possible?
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I have a fantastic idea.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Sir, I forgot attach
the page of my name.
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Name is pretty essential.
- Yes, you are already aware...
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...how students are nowadays.
They submit each other's project.
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That's right.
They add their name over the top.
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I'll see you, sir.
- Okay.
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You rogue!
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Wait! Stop right there!
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Let's begin...
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...with the attendance.
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Ram.
- Present sir.
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Hari.
- Present sir.
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Shankar.
- Present sir.
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Ashish.
- Present sir.
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Gangodhar.
- Sir, he is absent.
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Why so? - Sir,
he faces a lot of limits at home.
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Because his parents
are removing...
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...the derivatives from him.
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But we are his
friends after all.
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We will integrate everything.
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Friendship is strong.
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Hence proved.
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Rohit.
- Sir, he is absent too.
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Why so?
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Sir, he studies for
17 hours in total.
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He is on a saline drip.
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He took science
despite being poor.
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Hello, my child.
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You get into Commerce.
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Sorry, sir.
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Vasu.
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Sir, he expired last week.
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What?
- He died under the weight...
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...of RD Sharma's books.
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Our life has turned
into a parabola.
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Sometime up and sometimes down.
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If I'm making a building...
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...will I write derivatives on it?
- No.
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I can't take attendance.
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I can't. Let's study.
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Chapter number two.
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So you are here. Useless.
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Nice that I have
a decent salary.
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Otherwise I would have
shot each one of you.
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I'm taking the attendance.
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Tanmay.
- Present sir.
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Ankit.
- Present!
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Abhishek.
- Present sir.
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Ashish.
- Present sir!
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He is here too.
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He will rag me again.
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Bhuvan.
- Present sir.
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Amit.
- Present sir.
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Prajakta.
- Present sir.
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Who said that?
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Harsh.
- He will not come hereafter.
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Why so?
- It's his wish!
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Why do you care? Do your job.
Take the attendance.
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You and your pony tail!
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Just wander with your pony tail.
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Nikunj.
- Sir, a car dashed on him.
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Tushar.
- He was the driver.
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Rishabh.
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Dog ate him.
- What!
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Dog ate his homework.
You just mind your job.
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I will chop his pony tail
and stuff it into his mouth.
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Darshan. - Sir,
his neighbor's wife is pregnant.
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So?
- Sir, that lady's husband...
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...has not been home
since two years.
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What he has got to do with it?
- Who hired you as teacher?
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Dinesh.
- Sir, he is drenched in the rain.
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So? - He is drying
himself up at home.
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Simran.
- She will not.
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I mean she is absent.
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The lady with a beard.
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Rohit.
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Rohit.
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Rohit.
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Sir, he is absent.
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That's amazing!
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He has not come since a month.
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I'm used to it now.
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Garry. - Sir, he has left to
Lonavala with his beloved.
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Why are you laughing?
- He has gone with your beloved.
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