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WE GO TO ATLANTA, A MAJOR TEACHING SCANDAL THAT

LUCKILY FOR ONCE DOES NOT INVOLVE ANY WEIRD UNDERAGE

SEX-TYPE STUFF.

>> NEARLY A DOZEN FORMER EDUCATORS WERE CONVICT OF

RACKETEERING AND OTHER CHARGES FOR THEIR PART IN ONE OF THE

NATION'S BIGGEST CHEATING SCANDALS.

>> INFLATING THE TEST SCORES OF SOME OF THEIR MOST VULNERABLE

STUDENTS TO PROTECT THEIR OWN JOBS AND THEIR PAYCHECKS.

>> THEY WERE GOING BACK AND CORRECTING THE WRONG ANSWERS.

>> IT'S, LIKE, THE SICKEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO THIS

TOWN.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YOU'RE-- YOU KNOW,

YOU LIVE IN ATLANTA.

( LAUGHTER ) SO I GUESS, YOU KNOW, EXCLUDING

SLAVERY AND YOUR CITY BEING BURNED TO THE GROUND, AND

SEGREGATION AND NOTORIOUS SERIAL KILLER AND THE OLYMPIC BOMBING.

( LAUGHTER ) AND CNN.

( LAUGHTER ) BUT, YOU KNOW, STILL. SICK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SICK. SICK. SICK.

CLEARLY, WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS A WIDESPREAD CHEATING SCANDAL,

FRAUD.

BY WHY DO THE PARTICULARS OF THIS GRADE INFLATION SCANDAL

SOUND SO FAMILIAR TO ME?

>> THE COMPANIES REPEATEDLY GAVE A.A.A. RATINGS TO INVESTMENTS

THEY KNEW INCLUDED RISKY SUBPRIME LOANS.

>> Jon: I JUST CANNOT PLACE WHERE I HAVE EXTENSIVELY HEARD

ABOUT SYSTEMIC, JUST FLAT-OUT FALSIFYING OF INFORMATION AND

CHEATING.

>> LOAN OFFICERS WOULD FALSIFY CUSTOMERS' JOB OR FINANCIAL

INFORMATION SO THEY COULD QUALIFY FOR MORTGAGES.

>> THE PATTERN OF INFLATED APPRAISALS AND EMPLOYEES

COACHING BORROWERS TO LIE.

>> Jon: IT WILL COME TO ME...

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN'T FIGURE OUT... WHERE,

PINK FLOYD'S "THE WALL."

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT HAS TO DO --

MERYL STREEP?

MINUS A "P."

PLUS A CUP OF TEA.

I DON'T -- WALL STREET-- WALL STREET!

OH!

IT'S WALL STREET!

SON OF A BITCH!

ARE THERE ANALOGOUS REFERENCE POINTS BETWEEN THE ATLANTA

CHEATING SCANDAL AND THE WALL STREET MELTDOWN?

HMMM.

TELL ME AGAIN, WHAT WAS THE ACTUAL FRAUD COMMITTED IN EACH?

>> EDUCATORS GAVE STUDENT ANSWERS.

>> COOK COUNTRYWIDE LOAN OFFICER TOLD HER TO CLAIM SHE MADE MORE

THAN TWICE HER ACTUAL INCOME.

>> Jon: SO, BOTH FALSIFIED INFORMATION.

>> TEST ANSWER SHEETS WERE ALTERED, FABRICATED AND FALSELY

CERTIFIED.

>> I SAW PEOPLE ALTER W2s AND ALTER PAYSTUBS TO MAKE IT APPEAR

AS IF PEOPLE MADE MORE MONEY TO QUALIFY FOR A LOAN.

>> Jon: MOTHER ( BLEEP ).

ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY.

AN ELABORATE PURPOSEFUL SYSTEMIC CULTURE OF FALSIFIED

INFORMATION.

SO, ALL RIGHT, LACK OF ETHICAL LIMITS, COACHED ANSWERS,

ALTERED DOCUMENTS.

SOUNDS LIKE PRETTY SIMILAR BEHAVIOR.

BUT WHY DID SCHOOLS AND FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS TAKE

THESE SHORTCUTS?

>> ATLANTA EDUCATORS COULD RECEIVE BONUSES WHEN STUDENT

PERFORMANCE IMPROVES.

>> LOAN OFFICERS RECEIVED BONUSES, COMMISSIONS.

>> Jon: PERSONAL ENRICHMENT, INCENTIVIZE FOR

PERSONAL ENRICHMENT.

AND WHY WAS THIS CULTURE OF FRAUD NOT STOPPED?

>> EDUCATORS WHO TRIED TO REPORT THE CHEATING FACED A CULTURE OF

FEAR AND INTIMIDATION.

>> THERE WERE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION.

>> WHAT KINDS OF THREATS ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

>> YOUR TIRES WOULD BE FLAT.

>> YOUR TIRES WOULD BE FLAT?

>> YEAH.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: IN NEW JERSEY,

THAT'S CONSIDERED A COMPLIMENT.

( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )

I GOTTA SAY MORTGAGE LENDER INTIMIDATION IS PRETTY WEAK.

SOMETIMES I WOULD BRING YOGURT TO THE OFFICE, AND CHAD WOULD

EAT IT, EVEN THOUGH IT HAD MY NAME ON IT.

SO MANY EERIE SIMILARITIES, THOUGH.

IT'S SORT OF HOW LINCOLN HAD A SECRETARY NAMED IT KENNEDY AND

KENNEDY BANGED HIS SECRETARY IN THE BACK OF A LINCOLN.

( LAUGHTER )

OR SOMETHING LIKE -- ANYWAY, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THESE TWO STORIES.

WHAT COULD IT BE?

>> THREE DISGRACED EDUCATORS, FORMER TEACHERS AND

ADMINISTRATORS, WERE SENTENCED TO 20 YEARS.

THE OTHERS, INCLUDING A PRINCIPAL AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

TEACHERS, WERE SENTENCED TO FIVE YEARS, SERVING ONE TO TWO OF

THEM BEHIND BARS.

>> Jon: ALL RIGHT.

AND?

>> A RECENT "NEW YORK TIMES MAGAZINE" STORY FOUND THAT

ONLY ONE PROSECUTION RELATING TO THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS LED TO

A CONVICTION AND JAIL TIME.

>> Jon: I THINK I FOUND THE DIFFERENCE.

( LAUGHTER ) PUNISHMENT!

THE TEACHERS AND SCHOOL ADMINISTRATORS ARE GOING TO BE

PUNISHED WITH JAIL TIME, OR WHAT THEY MIGHT KNOW AS DETENTION

EXTREME RULES.

( LAUGHTER ) WHEREAS THE ENTIRE FINANCIAL

SECTOR IS TIED, JAIL TERM-WISE, WITH THE ECONOMY'S

EQUALLY CRITICAL "REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY"

SECTOR.

OH, ACTUALLY, THEY'RE BEHIND, 2 TO 1.

SO WHY DID THE TEACHERS RECEIVE JAIL TIME AND THE FINANCIAL

INSTITUTIONS FINES?

PERHAPS THIS NUGGET IN THE JUDGE WHO SENTENCED THE TEACHERS WILL

SHED LIGHT.

>> ALL I WANT FROM ANY OF THESE PEOPLE IS JUST TO TAKE SOME

RESPONSIBILITY.

>> Jon: THE TEACHERS WERE REMORSELESS.

THEY WERE CHEATERS WHO WOULD NEVER ADMIT TO WRONGDOING.

THAT'S THE CONTRAST.

AT LEAST THOSE WHOSE FINANCIAL CRIMES NEARLY BROKE THE EARTH--

( LAUGHTER ) WERE REMORSEFUL.

>> THE STATES REACHED A $325 MILLION SETTLEMENT WITH

AMERIQUEST.

AMERIQUEST NEVER ADMITTED TO ANY WRONGDOING.

>> U.B.S. DID NOT ADMIT ANY WRONGDOING.

>> MORGAN STANLEY ISN'T ADMITTING TO ANY WRONGDOING.

>> GOLDMAN SACHS WILL NOT ADMIT ANY WRONGDOING.

>> BANK OF AMERICA IS NOT ADMITTING ANY WRONGDOING.

>> Jon: WHO PAYS $300 MILLION AND DOESN'T ADMIT

WRONGDOING?

SO THE THE NINE-FIGURE CASH SETTLEMENT IS NOT SO MUCH A FINE

AS IT IS, WHAT, A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR THE JUSTICE

DEPARTMENT FOR LOOKING THE OTHER WAY?

GOOD THING JUSTICE IS BLIND BECAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT'S GOOD

FOR HER, HA, HA.

HERE'S WHAT, SHE KNOWS SHE DIDN'T SEE NOTHING.

SO AT THE END OF ALL THIS, YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF WHAT

IS THIS HARSH PUNISHMENT FOR ATLANTA'S EDUCATORS

MEANT TO ACCOMPLISH.

>> MY HOPE IS THAT THIS VERDICT WHICH SHOWS SOME ACCOUNTABILITY

WILL SEND A SERIOUS MESSAGE.

>> Jon: AND WHAT DID THE LESS-HARSH PUNISHMENTS FOR WALL

STREET ACCOMPLISH?

>> A FEW YEARS AFTER THE MELTDOWN THAT IT'S STILL

BUSINESS AS USUAL INSIDE SOME OF THESE WALL STREET BANKS.

>> I KNOW.

>> THE REASON NOTHING HAS CHANGED ON WALL STREET IS

BECAUSE THE INCENTIVES ON WALL STREET HAVE NOT CHANGED.

>> Jon: PERHAPS WE CAN PUT THIS LESSON IN STANDARDIZED TEST

FORM.

JOHNNY IS A CHEATING TEACHER ON A TRAIN TRAVELING 80 MILES PER

HOURS WEST TO JAIL.

CHARLIE IS A CHEATING WALL STREET EXECUTIVE ON A TRAIN

TRAVELING 40 MILES PER HOUR...

I'M KIDDING.

IT'S A HELICOPTER AND HE'S GOING TO A PARTY WHERE A GIANT ICE

SCULPTURE OF DAVID IS PEEING VODKA.