24 Ways to Order A Krabby Patty 🍔 | SpongeBob - YouTube

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My name is Squidward. Can I take your order?
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Hmm. Uh.
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Oh, I'll have a, um... No.
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Oh, maybe, no. Hmm. I'll have- No. Oh, maybe--
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Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
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I'll have a Krabby Patty.
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How original?
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And with extra onions.
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Daring today, aren't we?
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One Krabby Patty, extra onion.
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One crying Johnny coming up!
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First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard,
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pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and bun,
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in that order. One crying Johnny, up!
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Whatever.
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[babbling]
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12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns.
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Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun,
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bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun,
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bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun,
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bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun,
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bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun.
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One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up!
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Thanks, Farmer Brown. It's been a thrill serving you.
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Can I get some extra salt?
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We're all out.
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Could you check?
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No.
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Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad?
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I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe
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on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles
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with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry,
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burn it, and let it swim.
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We serve food here, sir.
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Here we go. One of everything for Bubble Buddy.
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[gasping]
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Oh, no, Squidward, wait. There's cheese on these patties.
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And?
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Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant
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and can't eat cheese. What should we do?
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We? How about you take these patties and--
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Mr. Squidward?
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Don't worry, Bubble Buddy,
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Squidward will make a fresh batch.
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What, is he allergic to bread too?
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Actually, he doesn't like the crust.
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And Squidward,
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the ketchup should be under the patty.
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And Squidward, the pickle should be on the left side.
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And Squidward, you should- and Squidward-
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and Squidward- and Squidward- and Squidward-
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Here! One of everything!
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No cheese, no crust pickles to the left,
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four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce,
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and farm raised tomatoes carnival style!
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No, no, we're not going into the tacky Krusty Krab!
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You're right, we're going through the drive-thru!
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Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops
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of ice cream, please.
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[groaning]
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Squidward, you see me struggling with this boat,
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and you act like you don't care!
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It's not an act.
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[groaning]
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I hate to do this to you,
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Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream,
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but I have no choice.
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No, no, stop! I don't like that!
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Wow. Look at all the customers.
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One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
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One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
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One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
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Thank you. Come again.
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Braap!
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I would like one Krabby Pat--
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One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
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Braap!
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Uh, actually, I want one with extra mayo.
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[growling]
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Order's up. Two Krabby Patties.
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Oh, uh, yeah, I don't know.
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Something wrong with the petty, sir?
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[chuckles]
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No. We just want something like, different.
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Yeah, something like new.
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- New. - New.
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- New. - New.
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- New. - New.
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New.
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Hey, we want something new too.
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[everyone] New! New! New! New!
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[chuckles] New, huh?
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We've been waiting to test our, uh, our new menu, uh...
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How'd you like to be the first to try it?
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Yeah, we like being first.
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Come with me, boy-o.
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Whoa! What is this place?
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It's me secret lab where I experiment on food.
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Oh, Mr. Krabs, this looks like madness.
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You think this is mad?
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Ooh, wait til you see this!
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[screaming] Yikes!
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Howdy, SpongeBob.
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Sandy, what are you doing down here?
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I'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist.
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What?! A maladowin-a-gas-a-whatalist?
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Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu.
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Look, I'm in a hurry. You have this special project?
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Well, it's a work in process.
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There it is! Your new patty!
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Wait, no! You can't improve the Krabby Patty!
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It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon!
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Yeah, right. Sensitive to time. Make me 200 of these, pronto!
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Here you go, gentlemen. Two brand new patties.
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Hmm. Huh?
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- Hello? - No.
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Sorry, sir, we're closed--
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Ahoy there, Krusty Krab. How can I help you?
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Pizza? Hmm. Of course, we have pizza.
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- Uh, Mr. Krabs-- - A delivery?
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Squid will bring it right over.
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Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.
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Krabby Patties aren't slop.
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Gotta be something they like in here.
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No. No.
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Nope.
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No. Nope.
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[sniffing]
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Oh, no!
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[screaming]
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Ooh. Oh, now, lookie here. Night Patties.
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Now you're getting the swing of it.
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N-Night Patties?
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Order up, people!
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Alright!
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Night Patties.
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Tasty.
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Smooth.
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Smoky.
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They match our purses.
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They remind me of home.
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Pretty Patties rule!
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Welcome to the Krusty Towers, where our motto is,
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"we shall never deny a guest
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even the most ridiculous request."
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Oh, that's great. I'd like a Double Krabby Patty
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with no onions and extra pickles.
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If you want a Krabby Patty,
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you'll have to rent a room and order room service.
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Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch.
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And then I just cook it, like this.
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Go on.
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Why, what an interesting shape.
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Are those for sale?
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Why? Would you like to buy one?
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Well, that would depend on the price.
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Would you pay the same as what a Krabby Patty costs?
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Hmm. Sure, I suppose so.
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How about double?
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Now you're talking.
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Krabby Patties again?
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[sighing]
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If only there were something else.
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Hey, what you got there, Frank?
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It's new. Tastes just like a Krabby Patty,
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but it's shaped like a wiener.
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Well, that's sounds very interesting.
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Yeah.
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Hey, I'd like to request a wiener.
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- Me too. - Me too.
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Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!
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[sizzling]
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[whistling]
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- SpongeBob. - Yeah, Squidward?
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I need a Triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun.
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And with extra sea pickle and- and burn it to a crisp, okay?
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Coming right up.
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Listen, Squidward, I want to apologize for before.
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I was only trying to make you happy.
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[moaning]
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[SpongeBob] But I guess deep down inside,
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I was trying to make myself happy,
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but now I've learned there's room
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for all kinds of people in this crazy old ocean of ours
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...and they all don't have to like the same things.
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[sizzling]
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Don't go.
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While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.
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You know, it's not often I get to make one like this.
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I want to see the look on their face
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when they take that first bite.
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[sizzling]
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Triple Krabby Supreme! Triple Krabby Supreme!
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Did somebody order a Triple Krabby Supreme?
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- Huh. - I'm starving.
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No problem. Two patties coming right up.
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Your Doodle Patty, sir.
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Tastes weird.
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Yeah, they are a little dry.
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Here you go, sir. A King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme
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with the works, double batter fried on a stick.
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Thanks.
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Your Krabby Patty, sir.
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Hey, Squidward, cool rock.
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Hold on a second, SpongeBob.
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Here you are, my good man.
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Oh, thank you, Patrick.
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There's plenty more where that came from,
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my good friend.
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[groaning]
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- Squidward. - What now?!
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I don't like crusts on my sandwich.
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It's a bun, it's all crust.
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How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?
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Peel it.
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- Happy? - Yee hee!
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[whistling]
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Order up.
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[clapping, laughing]
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I would like to order one Krabby Patty, please,
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uh, extra secret formula.
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Hello?! Is this stupid thing on?!
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Uh, let's see here.
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I have a question about the...
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The Krabby Kiddy Meal.
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Is it really, really, really cute?
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Adorable.
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Cuter than a regular Krabby Patty?
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Yes.
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Pss! Patrick, get the Krabby Kiddy Meal.
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Look, a regular Krabby Patty here,
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a Krabby Kiddie Patty here.
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30% cuter, and it only costs $1 more.
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What's the problem here?!
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My Kiddy Meal didn't come with a toy.
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Hmm. And you'd like to upgrade
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to the toy package, is that right?
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Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesn't have any toys.
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Oh, really?
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Then what do you call... this?
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Oh.
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An official Krusty Krab licensed toy?
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Enjoy, sir.
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Can I eat this one?
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What? Hey, how'd they know?
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I love grilled shoes.
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Uh... I'll have one relish patty.
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Hold the mayo.
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It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty smothered
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in jellyfish jelly.
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I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.
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Could I try some?
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Sure.
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Amazing.
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I've got to tell someone about this.
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♪ Hey all you people Hey all you people ♪
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♪ Hey all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪
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♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪
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♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly ♪
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♪ Hey, man ♪
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♪ You've got to try This sandwich ♪
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♪ It's no ordinary sandwich ♪
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♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea ♪