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Sir, I'm done with all my notes.
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Students!
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All the old notes you have,
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is all useless.
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From today onwards, there will be
new notes in the school.
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You can get in line
for the xerox machine,
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and get your notes with a limit
of 2 copies per student.
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Right now!
[40]
Good results are yet to come.
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-Roll number one?
-Present, Sir!
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-Three?
-Present, Sir.
[52]
-Five?
-Sir, you didn't call out two and four.
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We're also present.
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Son, the classes
are for odd numbers today.
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The even ones have it tomorrow.
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You'll are part of the even ones,
your class is tomorrow, go out.
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This is isn't Mr. Modi's class,
it's Kejriwal's class, go out!
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Out!
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Even you're an even number?
Out!
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I hope there are no more even numbers.
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-What's your roll number?
-Sir, seven... Sir, seven!
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Praise Lord Krishna, Sir!
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Why are you both sticking to each other?!
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This is disgusting!
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I won't accept this at all!
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The boys and girls will sit separately!
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Girls on this side, boys on this side.
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Should I wait for you to leave?
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Move!
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You all are brothers
and sisters henceforth!
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Understood?
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Okay kids, today's class has ended.
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We'll meet tomorrow, okay?
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Ma'am, I have one question left!
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Child, ask your question on Twitter,
I'll give you the answer there itself.
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Among the rest of you who don't follow me
on Twitter,
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they're going to get a big zero
in the unit tests!
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Follow.
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All my dear students,
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we'll run a cleaning movement
in school today.
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The 'Clean School Movement'!
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An entire period dedicated
towards cleanliness!
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How will we do it though, Sir?
Mr. Kejriwal took away the broom.
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Oh damn it, Keju!
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No, no. My son isn't like that.
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Hold on. Look at this,
I've got proof.
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This is a xerox copy of his sick leave,
I've stolen it from his class teacher.
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Look at this, it says he had diarrhoea.
Did he have diarrhoea?
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Did he have diarrhoea? Does he look
like a person who had diarrhoea?
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Look at this, he's learnt to fake
your signature!
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He's already learnt to scam people,
he'll ruin the country in the future.
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Rascal! Where'd you learn all this from?!
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No, ma'am. It's not his fault.
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This is the work of his history teacher,
Mr. Modi.
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A day before, he was
making them practice a fast,
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and told them not to eat for 2 days.
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He gave them all chocolates.
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Mr. Modi did it. I went to the principal
and complained against him.
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I'm a common teacher, no one will listen
to me, you do it, they'll listen to you.
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This child is getting spoilt!
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-Come on, let's go to the principle.
-Go ahead.
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Come on!
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How many states does India have?
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Who is going to tell me?
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Yes, Romkesh. You tell me.
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You look quite confident.
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Uh sir, three states.
Solid, liquid and gas.
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-Oh really? You're sure?
-Yes, yes.
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There's some Kerala, Punjab and all
written here....
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Ohh... I think I brought
the wrong book.
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We'll continue tomorrow.
Okay, students?
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What did you do!
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You erased the cow goddess!
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Didn't I make you pledge protection
towards the cow goddess?
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You broke it?!
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How will you be a true protector now,
Uma Parvathi?!
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Get lost now! Get back to your seat!
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Sir, may I go to the toilet?
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Toilet? Are you sure it's urine pressure
and not something else?
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See, because your urine is composed off
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unwanted substances,
that has been filtered
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from your blood by naphrol
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the functional units of
your two kidneys, from there,
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it is emptied through
your urethra.
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A yound adult,
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excretes 0.5 to 2 litres
of urine each day!
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And now my child,
as I can see.
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You are indeed
in tremendous pressure here.
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So ofcourse, you may go!
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"Sir, I made a mistake."
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"I tell you I'm sorry."
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"I do my homework daily but,"
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"I forget my note book
at home."
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"If I don't bring my homework tomorrow,"
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"you can call my parents."
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"Give me one last chance, Sir.
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"I swear by education."
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"You told me this yesterday
and you'll say the same tomorrow."
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"Does heart understand this
or does my heart understand?"
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Where do you think you're going? Go,
stand there! You all get back to studying!
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