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Cedric The Entertainer Was Once Cedric The Insurance Adjuster - YouTube
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>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YA.
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I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE FIRST MET.
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>> I WAS TRYING TO --
>> Stephen: CROSS YOUR LEGS?
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TAKE YOUR TIME.
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>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ONE
OF THOSE GUYS.
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( LAUGHTER )
I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO IT,
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STEPHEN.
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JUST NEVER BEEN ABLE TO.
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I'VE GOT THE RIGHT SUIT ON FOR
IT, THOUGH, IT'S ONE OF THE
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EUROPEAN SUITS.
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>> Stephen: I FIND THE
EUROPEAN SUITS ARE A LITTLE
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TIGHT ACROSS YOUR LEGS.
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>> THAT'S OBVIOUS.
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>> Stephen: YEAH, I BUY
EUROPEAN SUITS TO GIVE ME THE
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ILLUSION OF A BUTT, HIGH AND
TIGHT.
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>> I WEAR IT TO GIVE ME A LITTLE
ILLUSION OF A BUTT AS WELL.
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>> Stephen: DO YOU REMEMBER
THE FIRST TIME WE MET?
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YOU PROBABLY DON'T, 1994, HBO
COMEDY FESTIVAL IN ASPEN.
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>> YES.
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>> Stephen: NO WAY YOU
REMEMBER.
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>> YOU WERE DIFFERENT THEN,
THOUGH.
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YOU WERE GOING THROUGH A GOTH
PHASE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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>> Stephen: KIND OF.
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I'D NEVER MET YOU BEFORE, BUT MY
WRITING PARTNER, MY OLD FRIEND,
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WE DID A RIDICULOUS 20 MINUTE
SONG CYCLE ABOUT A GUY NAMED
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BARRON VON GLUDEN, AND I WALKED
BACK STAGE AND THERE'S CEDRIC
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THE ENTERTAINER AND YOU WENT,
WHOO!
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( LAUGHTER )
YOU SAID, YOU BOYS WERE OUT
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THERE!
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I REMEMBER YOU KILLED.
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I REMEMBER YOU KILLED.
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>> THAT'S FUNNY.
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YOU GUYS WERE OUT THERE, HUH?
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>> Stephen: I SAW YOU ON A
NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE FANTASTIC.
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YOU WERE WITH THE BUSH
ADMINISTRATION 2005, YOU WERE
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THE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER
SPEAKER.
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>> THAT WAS FUN.
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I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT
THAT.
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>> Stephen: I DID IT THE NEXT
YEAR.
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I WAS AT YOUR THING YOU JUST
DESTROYED.
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>> BARBARA BUSH WENT HARD ON
GEORGE W., AND I HAD TO FOLLOW
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HER, SHE WAS KILLING IT.
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SO I JUST SWITCHED ALL MY STUFF
AND WENT TO CONDOLEEZZA.
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( LAUGHTER )
I DID THE WHOLE THING ABOUT THE
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CONDI AND
DELEEZA, THE BLACK GIRL AT THE
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WHITE HOUSE.
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( LAUGHTER )
LIKE, WHAT'S THAT?
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HE KNEW SHE HAD TO BE LIKE THAT,
TOO.
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>> Stephen: YEAH.
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THE DELEEZA COME OUT --
WHAT'S THAT?
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WHO DID THAT?
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HOLD MY PURSE?
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>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON
THIS.
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>> THANK YOU.
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>> Stephen: YOU GOT YOUR STAR
ON THE WALK OF FAME IN
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HOLLYWOOD.
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THAT'S AMAZING.
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CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER.
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SO, PEOPLE WILL OFTEN, LIKE,
LEAVE THINGS ON PEOPLE'S STARS,
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RITUALS.
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DO YOU WANT PEOPLE TO WALK OVER
IT OR AROUND IT --
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>> I WANT PEOPLE TO WALK AROUND
IT, WALK, LOOK AT IT, BECAUSE
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IT'S A LONG NAME.
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SO DON'T WALK ON IT AND CUT ME
OFF, AND BE ED THE ENTERTAINER
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OR STUFF LIKE THAT.
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AND IF THEY LIVE ANYTHING, SMALL
LITTLE CUTE HATS, PUT IT RIGHT
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ON TOP OF THERE.
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THAT'S MY KIND OF CUTE, MAN.
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>> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER
THOUGHT IT'S A LOT OF PRESSURE
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TO PUT ON YOURSELF TO CALL
YOURSELF THE ENTERTAINER,
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BECAUSE IF YOU'RE ENTERTAINING
EVERY MINUTE, THEY'RE, LIKE, ARE
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YOU OKAY?
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>> ON PLANES, PEOPLE ARE, LIKE,
DO SOMETHING.
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I'M LIKE, WE'RE BUCKLED IN RIGHT
NOW, I CAN'T DO A DANCE NUMBER
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OR I WOULD.
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BECAUSE I'M NOT LIKE A JOKE
COMEDIAN.
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I'M MORE, LIKE, PERFORMANCE.
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE THERE.
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>> Stephen: PEOPLE GO, MAKE ME
LAUGH.
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>> YEAH, DO THE THING, PUSH THE
BUTTON AND MAKE ME LAUGH.
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I DON'T HAVE THOSE.
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>> Stephen: I ONCE HAD AN
ACTOR COME UP TO ME AT THE
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EMMYS, A PRETTY FAMOUS ACTOR, HE
SAID, YOU'RE FUNNY, MAKE ME
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LAUGH.
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I SAID, YOU'RE VERY DRAMATIC,
MAKE ME CRY.
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>> YEAH, YEAH.
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THAT CAN HAPPEN, THOUGH.
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>> Stephen: AND WE WERE, LIKE,
NEXT TO EACH OTHER IN THE
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BATHROOM.
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>> WERE Y'ALL LAUGHING AND
CRYING AT THE SAME TIME?
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>> Stephen: YEAH, WE WERE
HOLDING IT, I THINK, WAS MAKING
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US LAUGH AND CRY.
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( LAUGHTER )
YOU STARTED AS AN INSURANCE
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ADJUSTOR?
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>> I WAS WITH STATE FARM.
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>> Stephen: THAT'S A FUNNY
JOB.
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WHAT'S THAT LIKE?
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PEOPLE COME TO YOU WHEN TERRIBLE
THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN YOUR
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LIVES.
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HELLO, CAN I SPEAK TO
MR. ENTERTAINER?
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MY CAR IS ON FIRE.
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WHAT IS THAT LIKE TO BE THE
PERSON THEY HAVE TO COME TO?
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>> I WAS A SPECIALIST.
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I WAS THERE BECAUSE I SPOKE
REGULAR ENGLISH AND ANGRY NEGRO.
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( LAUGHTER )
BLACK PEOPLE LIKE TO THREATEN
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PEOPLE, LIKE, I'LL BLOW THIS
BUILDING UP!
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YOU KNOW, I'M, LIKE, WE CAN'T
GET DYNAMITE, STEVE.
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( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WHAT COMPANY WAS
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IT?
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>> STATE FARM.
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♪ LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR ♪
♪ STATE FARM IS THERE ♪
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SO THEY WOULD THREATEN?
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>> I WOULD BE LIKE, HEY!
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PEOPLE WOULD SAY, CEDRIC!
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AND I WOULD JUST SHOW UP.
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THAT WAS A NEW COMMERCIAL.
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>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO BE
CAREFUL WHAT NEIGHBORHOOD YOU DO
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THAT IN.
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>> OH, MAN, I WOULD SCARE PEOPLE
TO DEATH IF I SHOWED UP IN
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CERTAIN NEIGHBORHOODS.
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>> Stephen: WELL, THE SHOW IS
CALLED "THE NEIGHBORHOOD."
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>> YES.
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>> Stephen: TELL ME ABOUT THE
SHOW.
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>> THE SHOW IS I PLAY CALVIN
BUTLER, I'M THE PATRIARCH OF AN
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HISTORICALLY AFRICAN-AMERICAN
NEIGHBORHOOD, AND THEN A WHITE
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FAMILY MOVES IN -- SCARY.
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( LAUGHTER )
( KNOCKING )
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>> HOW DO I LOOK.
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ANDSOME AS EVER, BABY.
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EY THERE!
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HELLO.
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( LAUGHTER )
WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE JOHNSONS.
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>> YOU FOUND THEM.
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DAVE JOHNSON.
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NICE TO SEE YOU.
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>> TAKE A STEP BACK!
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I'M TINA.
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MY HUSBAND IS CALVIN.
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WE'RE THE BUTLERS.
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>> Stephen: PEOPLE LIKE IT.
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( APPLAUSE )
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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WELCOME TO CBS
"THE NEIGHBORHOOD"
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PREMIERES MONDAY AT 8:00 ON CBS.
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CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER,
EVERYBODY!
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK--
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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
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