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-You hit it today, this morning. I smell it on you. -What?!

I'm Lance, this is my dad Cliff.

It's been a minute, but uh I don't think we got past the birds and the bees.

Okay, remember. We close. We really close okay. We're going to have a fun time. It was my freshman year.

I was 15 keep in mind, I'm a virgin. She doesn't think I'm a virgin, so I got to play it cool.

We're on the phone, "Oh you're playing. You're not ready for this, you can't handle this."

And I'm like "Girl, I can handle that." Well, I don't remember exactly what I said back, then I used to talk like this.

"Yeah, yeah, what's up?" Haha for real?

Yeah I can do Cowgirl I didn't know what cowgirl was. What is so funny? What is cow girl?

[I] don't know what it is. So there's reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. Am I saying that right?

Okay, but what does that...a cow is a cow, okay. What does that got to do with you you and a girl?

You gotta show us the cowgirl

Girls, right no see keep standing up over top of you know [ninety] [fainted] [at] you how she gonna [hide] it like this you got

the bodies like this people is this is

It's the titty space in you yes, yes cities are here to talk to you

Yeah, now got to okay. Okay, okay, Mattie said okay, so when I see at school tomorrow

[we] can go to your place right after I take your bus and go to replace open the door and then I

Was earning for policemen did you um?

did

I suck her. Do you suck hold that no

I hope you don't [stab] these photos that I

babysit own definitely was enough for claire my emphasize maybe [hickey] [on] the neck maybe a little

Booby Booby action when you first get to the wall where she

actually

[you] know allow some girls grabbing just oh

Yeah, so that's why she tried it and then [and] read and open Ac put it yeah, then okay

And I used to think that it will [be] cold

Here you go. I don't lift it out stop

What happened?

So she put there and I have my eyes are like so did you [boo] finally and it lasts as long, okay?

Probably like seven minutes. No it were no seven minute baby was alive only

[$3] it was one

[two]

Baby was maybe was five minutes. No no, she grabbed it. You said who is my cold?

When you was having sex did the young lady?

Does she make any erratic movement she started to say Cannon vibrate no okay?

Then the [three-second] didn't work what happened after that after three seconds. I made an excuse I ran out and

[laughs]

Did you use protection?

[the] first time

Cousin I attended I can't result you remember everything else, but did you use protection?

I'm not thinking about that right now [uh] yeah, I did sure

Nah, follow me. [you] just pull it up. That's protection

That's protection. I think you loud if you pop you know yes, you can't lift her up

Okay

Well, and the moment of the think you [knowing] about you, go [wow] I need to show up like that actress

It was like you know that okay. You know like

[workable] [it] goes a little bit on a thigh a little in couch. She's like. Oh, okay

Okay

picks up

Stuff happen have you ever done about it. Hey. No, I'm gonna baby

No No

[what] I did [about] [that] one sometimes of stuff this so boom boom it just go boom I

Know who's gone man, the booth go [boof] in the booth get anything. It's better

so

Pops, how is your first time any moment?

I need a moment. Let me think big uh [eighty] [six] the reason why I liked her is because she ate a good buttocks bam

But I'm not the [only] reason

I had to climb through the window tripped in Shell on the floor

It's like [a] clumsy moment. You know they put the window into a room or the legs and visitor was supposed to be quiet, right?

Bin had some paranoia right so will will really do matter probe for life by hours and [hours] and hours of silver your [mom] story

It's on like popcorn okay. [hey], that's what everybody did you use [protection] your first time a

that

What if what if she got pregnant it with a bit of [booze] while you're in high school or what?

I'm definitely not sure I was in ninth grade. How long did you ask?

you sure you won't get

You will be dated proof. We will be like tell me the truth you sure yeah, you can't get back to the bed

[we're] looking at five minutes. [I'll] but just tell you you can have the true son. I'm so human, okay

What I'm so beauty

That means when I booth it still stay rock on. What are you?

Talking about when what [blues] poops the rock don't go down son

There's some of us out there right that really will you're energetic. I'm energetic exactly your aunt. You're like me

You're part of me your aunt. I'm all the way. I'm like

Okay, you're [fifty] percent right so [if] I got the boo-boo fanned the [boof] in the [box] right [ain't] [no] sister stopping

I'm Gonna

Just take a break okay that session went on for at least three or [four] times the boo-boo-boo-boo

But once I really realized what I could do I can go up to like 10, or fee that's on you

That is cold. No tsetse you [a] baby with it

You don't understand it because you don't understand but once you get over mind over matter. Just because you went

Don't mean you [got] [to] go fuck. I really hope [mom] [doesn't] watch [this]

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