IF ATM WAS A PERSON ? | Angry Prash - YouTube

yeah, take your money

1,2,3,4,5,6

what buddy, don't you believe me?

no i don't?

what do you think, I will eat your money?, can you see this stomach

there are lakhs of money in it, I even poop 2000 rupee notes early morning

big big business man and politicians salutes me

even if the money is less what will you do?

3,4,5,6,7

you idiot, get lost from here

(music)

Bad Boy ATM

Hello

Aye over-actor, give me a change of 2000 rupees

okay okay, so you want change

aye why did the card went in?

over-actor?

aye give me my card back, you don't know me well?

your name is gyan-chand golgappe, father's name omprakash

you live in the thukrat waadi, phone number 98111122

oh, how did you come to know?

i got your complete birth certificate from this card

your wife's name is chameli, your gf's name is fulandevi

you recharged her phone with 500 rupees

day before yesterday, you gave her a happy ending massage in bangkok worth rs 5000

should i send your wife these message?

aye give me my card back, give it to me, give me my card back or i will blast it

in just one second I will empty your whole account, don't try to be cool with the father

see my brother, give me my card back

touch my feet, then only I will give you

yeah, wait I will touch it

live long! now you are behaving properly, acting smart in front of me?

(music) Teacher ATM

Aye ATM give me 7000 rupee

aren't you ashamed every month you spend your whole salary

what do you have to do, do your own work

today you will take 7000 rupees, go out and drink, spend money on girls

then what will you have?

then what can I do?

aye idiot, fat skinned, see this I have a scheme of rich people

what double money in 25 days

No No, I don;t advise this 20-25 days schemes, install groww app on your phone

and invest 500-1000 on mutual funds from your savings

no paper work required, no hidden charges, as your wish invest or debit your money

In just 10 years you can buy a mercedes

wow, I will download it now, but where's your mercedes

the one you wish good for, is the one who always blames you

Current account

I want to debit money

okay sir, saving account or current account?

current account

sure? current account

it's my account so why shouldn't I know

okay okay, press current account, what I have to do

current and screaming sound

i asked him savings or current account, died a bad death, aye ICI take him, next

drunken ATM

what's the use of a drunker if he doesn't have guts

Aye what is it?

money, I want to remove money

do you think it's you father's money

yeah it's my father's account

aren't you ashamed, spending father's money

what do you have to do, my father's money, my money

so when did I say it's my father's money

see how bad your father is, he gave all his money to me and what did you get a bell?

I won't leave my father today

aye where are you going, give me that chips here

save the planet

aye ATM debit 5000 rupees

sir you want a receipt or you want to save the planet?

what will happen if I don't take a receipt?

see sir, what is receipt made of, paper and paper is made from trees

if there are no trees, there will be no oxygen

and if there is no oxygen no one will be alive

so you want a receipt or you want to save the planet?

okay so these 500 rupees 10 notes that you gave me, are these made from finance minister's hair

wait wait, i will bring a bag, you remove coins now

No sir you take the receipt

no now you wait, I want to debit more 5000 now

sir I said you a sorry, take the receipt

Rainy Season

yeah say madam, how can I serve you?

No no nothing we are here just because of the rain

so if it's raining, do I look like a umbrella to you? can't you buy one?

some come because of rain, some to take air conditioners breeze

some click selfies in my mirror

yesterday a drunker, pissed on me

there's no respect for the ATM, I helped you the most during the demonetization

that news paper did't even post a single article about me

for you guys I have become chicken like cooked lentils at home

at least debit 1000 rupees

no

okay so minimum 500

no means no

100

no

10 rupees

no means no, okay take this card

wow at least someone cared for me, thank god, yeah say madam how much to debit

No I want to check the balance

get lost from here, you want to check balance? poor Ram Gopi Varme

Slow ATM

Sir I want to debit Money

hmmm

aye deaf, I want money, it's my grandma's operation

okay, so you want money?

so what language did I speak now in

Aye buddy when did you select the language?

Hindi

Hindi

so you want to transfer money?, debit money, check balance or credit money

Aye, I want to withdraw money, do it fast or my grandma will die

okay so current account or saving account?

saving account do it fast

how much money do you want?

50,000

okay 50,000 you want 500 rupee notes or 100 rupee notes

give 500

I don't have 500

then give 100

I don't even have 100, 2000 will do?

then why did't you say 2000 before?

sir at first I used to offer 2000 but people abused me cause they did't get change

so I directly offered you change

sir am I here to chat with you give me my money, my grandma will die

sir password?

no no no no

sir you can't say a NO to me

Aye 9 9 9 is my password

so say this in English, i have trouble in Hindi

so I said you the password, give the money now

sir is your Password correct or incorrect?

such a bad ATM

sir is your Password correct or incorrect?

aye it's correct bro, give the money fast

sir you want to a receipt or you want to save the planet

no I don't want a receipt, give me the money

okay take this

(ATM Withdraw Sound)

Sorry sir the ATM has no balance, there is only one note of 2000

(phone ringing)

what grandma died?

sir do you want 2000

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