Be Unique Not Stupid - YouTube

~Bole chudiyaan~

(the swaggiest swag spectacle)

Dude someone cast him in Gully Boy 2

his time has come.

"Yo Yo Khali Singh"

Now we've always been taught

that people will pay attention to you only if you do something different, unique.

So I started giving my dad a choke slam every morning.

Good morning papa!

*le slam*

*le slap* (that didn't go well)

He started paying wayy too much attention after that.

Even Apple's slogan says this:

Think Different.

They should've also written in brackets who all it applies to.

Because now even useless people are trying to do something unique.

We had our nice & simple toilets.

But no, we are unique!

Now go and piss in a trumpet.

(pee unique)

Does the IPL tune play according to the donations? *IPL tune plays*

When three people pee here together

it seems like a full orchestra.

There's no need for live music in the restaurant.

Dude this hand pose is used for slurping water for gargle.

Privacy was doing so well, but no.

Now pee while maintaining eye contact with girls!

Bruh.

What are you looking at? (the orchestra duh)

We boys school students won't be able to do our business in nervousness.

Thumbs up?

Who tf asked for a feedback on this?

That she is giving away likes for?

These people are showing first rain of the season excitement in a place

where people are raining something completely different altogether.

My kidney has been put under a Godrej lock watching this.

Now nothing comes out anymore.

Yeah mom please order two packets of diaper.

For me. I'll be using them from tomorrow.

Yeah Pampers has a good fitting though.

But Pranav was recommending Mamy Poco pants so see accordingly...

Now when I see a girl with red lipstick drinking Mountain Dew

this is what is going to strike my mind (ewww)

"GROSS!!!"

How will you ladies' toilet people realise our pain?

Put a photo of me like this in ladies' toilet then we'll see.

Second, nailsss (we speak basilisk)

They think only if you do something different and quirky

will someone pay you any attention on social media.

Simply growing out nails, applying nail paint...NO.

We are unique.

We'll stick a blade on nails to peel vegetables.

(totally "nailing" nail art amirite?)

Look how amazingly she has peeled WHOA.

If you clean your behind in the morning with this even them watermelons will get peeled.

(so much work for what...)

*peeling potato aggressively*

(Disclaimer: many brain cells were harmed and will be harmed in this video)

(Whoa whoa Masterchef)

The entire potato has been peeled in a second.

You keep doing this.

Whenever she goes to set her hair

the entire crop is wiped out.

What is this same old method mom yuck.

Bring in something unique. Look at this.

(one wrong move and we'll have a red sea)

Wow. So now I'll hang these bowls on my ears

Place this cooker on my head as well it will also blow a whistle

because my brain has heated up so much thanks to you.

GET LOST, YOU UNWORTHY KID.

Wolverine's wife.

He chops the carrots using his bodily knives

and she grates them to make halwa (=sweet dish)

Both of them are selling halwa on a cart in Ghatkopar.

Yo dumbass, send some halwa this way.

She went to buy jeans with these nails,

by the time she reached home they became ripped jeans.

Nail matches!

(we are evolving...but backwards)

Beedi jalaile Russian remake (=light a match from the soul)

~Beedi jalaile~

This fire is gonna spread to your soul too. Literally.

(A for efforts)

Dude...you threw them away in the air.

It's broken as well.

indigenous matches are not meant for this bull$#!t.

(you fixing the makeup or something?)

Nail scrubber??

(are you putting it to sleep or something?)

MORON. She applied the liquid on the nail side

and she is washing from the finger side.

She must be combing her hair like this then.

(that caressing ain't gonna clean shit)

Sis, like this, only Santoor models caress their soft skin.

You are washing dishes. Apply more pressure!

~Santoor theme song plays~

(growing plants where they can't grow)

*mimick* Brother, I don't have the Rs.2 for the bag.

So please stick this coriander on my nails themselves.

Nail shovel??

(upbeat music to cover up for the disappointment)

OOF. The snow from the entire world has been shovelled off!

Cleared the blockage from the National Highway using just 2 fingers!

NASA can see this trench from space!

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Bitcoin on nails!

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And not just on the basis of memes

Investing in whatever is being made a meme.

You'll become a meme instead like this.

hey, this is looking good man!

(So this is what farting rainbows looks like)

*pukes violently*

(if you were eating while watching, sincerest apologies)

My food worth two days came out

Aren't you done yet?

Close it!

Okay, so how did you not s#it on creativity till now?

(they pissed instead)

They peed.

They met my expectations head on.

I wish some dog actually pees on them like this.

Then the third category of creative criminals are barbers.

Scissors and trimmers were doing alright.

But no. We ArE uNiQuE.

They'll give a haircut using iron-cutting machine!

Bro hair are not made from cement.

There is literally a difference of a sneeze between life and death

(wonder what 'sparked' the anger in him)

If my barber were to take out this instead of scissors

then I'm jumping outta the window.

What's the worse that can happen? A few bones will break.

Like this, I'll get to carry my chopped mug home in a carry bag.

Look at how much he has to scream.

How am I supposed to cut it?

Who was supposed to be cut?

All of it has to be cut? Okay.

You had to be hit on the behind with a stick.

Go ahead and chop my neck from that.

He himself is without hair and wants to render everyone headless.

(how to get your brain sliced like tofu)

Honey Singh from 1700 BC

used to get cool cuts done like this.

When the scissors had not been invented in the stone age.

You get a free haircut here.

Because no one is left to pay after the haircut.

When a slice of the brain will get removed amidst this

you won't even get to realise it.

WHOA DUDE

(anxiety watching this: I'm once again asking you can I live inside your brain?)

The wood is getting chopped more than the hair.

if he keeps this up, He'll dig up a tunnel to Nepal

but won't be able to cut the hair

Is this what hell feels like?

I am safe.

If he cuts using an axe

how are they providing other services?

Head massage using pesticides.

Spikes using Ambuja cement

so that they never fall.

For hair straightening they use a road roller

Hello sir, what kind of a haircut do you want?

Fire dude, go all out and give me a fire haircut!

Whoa whoa whoa not in reality what are you doing?!

But these people want it for real.

Oho! We can make some nice roti on this!

Yeah simmer it down a bit.

Yeah gimme a second let me roast a corn too.

Yeah now I'll coat this with lemon and then eat it.

Thank you brother. Where would I find fire in today's world without you?

He's next and sh!tting bricks.

Dude no one would dare to criticise the haircut like this.

In that case, if I were a barber then:

Okay. Rs. 5 lakh and your car keys or I won't put it out.

Now in case some mishap occurs then they must be using fire extinguisher right?

NOOO.

They'll thrash you up instead!

(more critical damage than fire)

He'll die sooner from your smacks than fire.

You have to set the hair using hands.

To hell with it. We are uNiQuE.

Two muscleheads will set hair using the girl's behind (dude what?!)

(everyday, we stray further from God)

Brother.

Neither the hair nor the girl are going to be set by this.

Is there any hair spray around?

Or does she fart for that?

All natural products.

Please let not Indian barbers take inspiration from this.

The neighbouring Prabhas uncle's behind won't feel as enjoyable as this.

And I'm never gonna make a video of it.

Then the restaurants saw that since these people are making fritters from people

then why should we stay behind?

For example this hell of a restaurant

On one hand, in other restaurants where customer is God.

But we are unique (unique piece of sh-)

Here, if the customer cannot finish their food

"You get spanked"

"By a nurse"

"But her spankings...are really...real hard" (you don't say?)

(why are they still here...just to suffer? Wait...)

If this is what will happen, then I can eat bitter gourd at home, why outside?

So at least my dad won't record this humiliation.

Like this I would be forever scared in the restaurant.

I'm done let me ask for the bill now.

(the conjuring...of the next victim)

(ominous music to sound the tune of doom)

(scrambling for food before you scramble for life)

Done!

Done, everything finished!

You make really good meal!

(so you have chosen...death)

This no one eats right??

(like a boss)

(intense chomping foreshadow)

(Disclaimer #2: no derrieres were harmed in the making of this video)

(the sauce symbolising the Carnage)

(eeoi omae wa mou shindeiru)

(dad recording the very humiliation)

I'm gonna put this on reels.

Son getting thrashed.

Continue man!

Go and hit him.

Now while eating you wouldn't want

to think about nasty stuff or bathroom.

But no dude, these people are unique.

They'll make you sit on the very instrument of nasty

and serve food inspired by poop.

(says a lot literally and metaphorically)

Modern?

Serve me expired bread instead dumb@ss.

Where's the bathroom?

Huh, where is it not?

No, the actual one.

We made chairs and plates from commodes

so you do one thing

You can pee in this trumpet-

WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!

Keeping the theme of the eatery as a toilet

you have already booked your seat in hell.

If this is the future...

we also have started doing unique and topsy-turvy things

Now I go and feed milk to buffaloes.

I'm the one to throw a rolling pin on mom

(Uno reverse #karma)

I don't give dad the permission for Goa.

I drink water from the plants.

I pay money to watch Radhe (=Salman Khan film)

Now I wear shirt on legs, socks on hands and underwear on face.

Gimme shoes to wear as well.

(masterpiece completed by masterstroke)

UNIQUE.

And now I go in ladies' washroom instead.

(the horror movie scream)

Hello?! Women's helpline?!?!

(live footage of me escaping responsibilities)

(Gautami practicing for You Laugh You Lose)

Lady outside, gent inside.

But some have benefitted from being unique.

Especially the ones who snatch our morsels

aka the Turkish ice cream thieves

Now people watch their viral videos to go and try it

without thinking what the main ice cream is like actually.

No one talks about the taste.

What if after all that effort what we get is some local Hitler ice cream.

So that is it for today guys.

if your nest hasn't been set on fire

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we'll see you guys in the next one.

Do be there for sure. (Toodles!)

I know, half of you singles will even go there to get spanked.

After intentionally leaving food.

You guys are such big perverts.

Btw, where was that burger place? (pervert exhibit A)

"In America, you won't be able to go. Quietly sit here"

Hey!! (rundundundun)