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[39]
Why the hell did you come back on the line?
[41]
I asked for Guptaji…
[43]
- Mom, Rehan will be back home in 10 days. - Give the phone to him quickly!
[45]
These days even small kids go for summer camps. Don’t worry.
[49]
How many times in a day does he go to the toilet?
[51]
Are his motions chronically loose?
[53]
What?
[54]
No, nobody has loose motion here. He is talking on the phone.
[57]
Ask him to come out, quickly!
[58]
How’s Dad?
[59]
And when are you and Dad coming over?
[61]
No, Mom. This year it will be really difficult for us to come…
[64]
Kartik has to go to office even on the weekends.
[66]
One second…Kartik! Kartik!
[69]
Here!
[72]
Mumma, the recipe that you gave me…
[74]
my friends liked it a lot.
[77]
Yes, Mumma. You know how it is…
[81]
Who’s got the time in Mumbai?
[84]
Yes.
[92]
Mumma, I will call you back in a while…
[168]
Hello Madam! How are you?
[170]
I am fine. Did Sir ask for something?
[172]
No Madam! We have opened a new ladies garment shop
[175]
just beside our grocery store.
[177]
Here is the invitation for its inauguration.
[178]
We have printed a calendar too.
[184]
Why only male models on a ladies garment store calendar?
[188]
The ladies seem to prefer it this way, Madam.
[191]
Okay Madam. See you.
[193]
Yes!
[194]
Bye!
[198]
What is this?
[200]
Suresh gave it…
[202]
He has opened a new lady’s garment store.
[206]
Only stupid male models…
[243]
No…not today…
[247]
I’m feeling a bit gassy.
[255]
Kartik, it’s been so long…
[259]
Don’t you feel anything anymore?
[263]
Right now, I am only feeling gassy.
[284]
You don’t find me attractive anymore?
[288]
Could you please...
[290]
just stop watching those corny English serials?
[294]
Please!
[298]
Can you massage my feet? Its paining…
[412]
Hey bro!
[415]
Some stuff had fallen down from my balcony a few days back.
[417]
Did anyone find it?
[425]
Is this the one?
[426]
Oh yeah. It is…
[427]
Thank you!
[477]
Who was that?
[479]
Was he a guest? You didn’t make him sign?
[481]
No Madam! He is the new tenant.
[483]
He stays right above you…
[484]
on the 8th floor.
[485]
Oh!!
[525]
Where the hell are my trousers, Jahnvi?
[548]
7 years itch? Hmm?
[552]
Double!
[553]
I’ve been married for 14 years now.
[555]
But he is of no use to you.
[557]
I don’t plan on using him anyway…
[559]
This is just a pass time.
[560]
Eye exercise!
[562]
But he is the wrong candidate for that too.
[565]
Why?
[566]
He is sweet…
[569]
Sweet?
[570]
He is Gay.
[571]
Shut up!
[572]
How do you know?
[573]
He works in my brother-in-law’s friend’s office.
[576]
He’s pretty open about it. So everyone knows about it.
[579]
He is Gay.
[583]
Really?
[615]
You look very happy!
[618]
No. Nothing.
[619]
No, no! Please do tell.
[621]
I’m always scared shitless, whenever you smile for no reason.
[625]
It could either mean that your parents are about to visit…
[628]
or you have some new interior decoration idea in your head.
[634]
Relax. It’s nothing like that.
[636]
Then?
[640]
Actually, it’s very interesting.
[643]
What?
[647]
The new tenant on the 8th floor…
[650]
Mrs. Sharma was saying…
[651]
that he is Gay.
[656]
What nonsense!
[656]
Mrs. Sharma has nothing better to do than to gossip and spread rumours.
[662]
No, he works in Mrs. Sharma’s brother-in-law’s office.
[665]
He is openly Gay.
[670]
These building people have gone nuts.
[672]
They’re just letting anybody in, without any background check.
[674]
What is your problem?
[676]
It’s his life. He can live it the way he wants to.
[677]
You don’t have any idea about these people.
[679]
They are anti-social.
[681]
Against nature! Against society!
[684]
Nothing like that!
[685]
I have seen him. He looks quite decent…
[688]
Stop it!
[689]
And I don’t want you to mix with him.
[690]
No, 'Hi, Hello', nothing.
[693]
Got it?
[694]
Bloody disease they are.
[696]
And they try to convert everybody around them.
[699]
Keep Rehan out of his reach too.
[703]
Or else, he may get home a boyfriend one of these days.
[707]
I will take care of the building society people.
[708]
I’ll screw that Secretary’s happiness over the weekend.
[710]
Bloody fools!
[769]
Wow!
[770]
No, no!
[772]
It’s not for you.
[773]
You know Guptaji…
[775]
This is his farewell gift.
[778]
He is retiring this month.
[804]
Is Guptaji’s farewell over?
[806]
What?
[809]
Yeah, it’s over.
[811]
So what did you gift him?
[815]
What?
[817]
The gift that day, popped out of your bag…
[820]
What was in it?
[824]
Picture frame! It was a picture frame.
[830]
Good choice.
[832]
Was it your choice?
[835]
No. Everyone chose it…
[836]
I just bought it.
[840]
You went for shopping alone?
[843]
Yes. Why?
[847]
Did you get anything else?
[850]
What would I get?
[853]
Why are you asking stupid question in the middle of the night?
[856]
Let me sleep.
[866]
It’s getting late.
[873]
Kartik…
[884]
Give it fast.
[907]
Hey!
[910]
He’s not the disease. You are!
[914]
And you go around buying underwear for others…
[917]
Have you seen the state of your own underwear?
[919]
One can tell what a disgusting human being you are
[921]
by just looking at them!