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I hate Krabby Patties.
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[giggling]
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Good one, Squidward.
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Everyone loves Krabby Patties.
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Yeah, well not me.
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You know what we say.
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The only people who
don't like a Krabby Patty
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have never tasted one.
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That's me, never had one, never will.
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Well, you've gotta have one right now!
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No wonder you're always so miserable.
Here, try this.
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Get that garbage out of my face!
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- Open up the tunnel.
- No.
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But it's good for you.
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Good for you? That thing
is a heart attack on a bun.
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No Squidward, I meant...
good for your soul.
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Oh please, I have no soul.
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[evil laughter]
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- Come on, Squidward.
- No.
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- You won't be sorry.
- No!
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It's delicious.
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Listen SpongeBob, how long
are you prepared to keep this up?
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Give me that.
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When I die,
you stay away from my funeral.
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[squealing]
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Why, this Krabby Patty
may be the most...
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Horrible, putrid,
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poorly prepared,
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disgusting excuse for a sandwich
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it has ever been my displeasure
to have slither down my throat!
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- But...
- And I curse this Krabby Patty!
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And all who enjoy them to
an early and well deserved grave!
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[bell chiming]
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Come on! Come on! Come on!
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Still alive!
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So delicious!
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I gotta have more.
I gotta have more!
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I gotta sneak one, just one.
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Then I'm off the stuff for good.
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- SpongeBob?
- Yes, Squidward?
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I need a Triple Krabby Supreme
on a kelp bun,
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with extra sea pickle and
burn it to a crisp, OK?
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Coming right up!
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Listen Squidward,
I wanna apologize for before.
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We don't all have
to like the same thing.
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Don't go.
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While I strongly disagree
with your decision,
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I accept it.
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You know what? It's not often
I get to make one like this.
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I wanna see the look on their face
when they take that first bite.
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Triple Krabby Supreme!
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Triple Krabby Supreme?
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Why don't you just leave it out here
in case they come back?
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No, a patty this special
should be eaten fresh and--
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Well, I haven't had one of these
babies in over 20 minutes. so...
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[groaning]
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[sobbing]
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[knocking]
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[romantic music playing]
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Honey...
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Ugh, oh!
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I have got to get my hands
on a Krabby Patty,
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and no one's gonna stop me!
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Holy shrimp!
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All that matters is that it's
just you and me and nobody--
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Squidward?
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- Is that you?
- What are you doing here?
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I always come to work at 3 AM.
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What are you doing here?
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- Uh, I forgot my--
- And why is the patty vault open?
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And why do you look so hungry and--
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You like Krabby Patties,
don't you Squidward?
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Yes!
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Yes, I admit it SpongeBob!
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I love Krabby Patties!
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[munching]
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Squidward, how many are you eating?
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Squidward!
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[squealing]
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Squidward, you can't eat
all those patties at one time!
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What's gonna happen?
Am I gonna blow up?
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No, worse.
It'll go right to your thighs.
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My thighs?
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And then you blow up.
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[exploding]
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Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.
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