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Hey Sachin, how are you my bro?

You called me after so long.

Yeah even I realised that...

I never missed you.

Then now why did you call, you bald head.

Actually I saw your post on Facebook.

'Suggest me some good web series from Netflix'.

Oh, yes. Right. Please tell me.

See I am so desperate. I already watched...

'Betaal' and that girl...

...who stays with 'Bhai' in Panvel farmhouse...

Jacqueline.

Yes. Jaqueline's film 'Mrs. Serial Killer'.

Oh, my God!

Suggest me some new series.

Of course I will tell you.

But my point is you have Netflix subscription, right?

No.

Yes.

I mean yes.

So then give me the password.

If two friends share the password from the same account, love increases.

Come on now quickly give me your password.

- Yeah. Write it down. - Yeah

- I. - I.

M.

- M - M...

...Shivankit, what are you doing?

Were you disconnecting the call?

No. Not at all. I was dusting.

See. I am dusting.

Oh, God! Such a bad network.

Bro, check the roti that I...

Hey, Sachin!

How are you?

- How are you? - I am absolutely fine.

Bro, I made a roti...

...please go from here. Now I have to give him my Netflix password.

Shivankit, you have changed a lot.

Last year at Amit's party...

...you had given me the password of Zee5, Hotstar and AltBalaji too...

...Keep quiet.

What are you doing? Neighbors are staying at home now. It's a lockdown.

Everybody can hear it.

AltBalaji!

- Yeah, fine. - I have some respect in a society.

Come on now, give me the password.

I will send you through Whatsapp.

Yeah. That's better.

Received.

Oh, my God! Shivankit.

You still miss your ex. Huh? You naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty boy.

But tell me what should I watch?

Watch 'Parasite'.

You will feel connected.

Shivankit, If I had to watch relatable content,

I would have watched Youtube then.

Suggest something classy, something badass.

- Badass? - Yeah.

- Classy? - Yeah.

Then watch 'Breaking Bad'.

'I am the one who knocks'.

- Heisenberg. - 'Breaking Bad'.

Before the breakp, Rimjhim and I watched four seasons together.

That means if you watch the 5th season alone then you will miss her, right?

No. Not at all.

She blocked me on Whatsapp after spoiling the 5th season.

And changed the password too.

Not fair.

She has broken me really bad.

She is a bitch, man!

Bitch, man!

- Yo man! - Yo man!

Bro, from today,

in life, just look to the future and not the past.

I have learned this in lockdown.

I will not look behind.

But what should I see? There is nothing left.

You watch our Indian version of the show 'Sex And The City'.

'Four More Shots'.

But Shivankit, beer shops are closed.

Beer shops are closed.

I can't tolerate feminism without alcohol.

Watch...

...'Game Of Thrones'.

Talk softly. I have three sisters.

Then watch 'Big Boss'.

I watched last year.

I had to wash my eyes with acid.

So then watch something sweet. The story of a village. Jeetu Bhaiya's 'Panchayat'.

No, my dear!

Jeetu is very over-motivated.

I had to give up smoking after watching 'Kota Factory'.

Now if I watch 'Panchayat', I have to give up on marijuana too.

Not possible. I am not doing this.

Watch 'Mirzapur'. It's the best.

I have watched it several times. That's my village.

Then watch 'Sacred Games'.

- Put umbrella inside the asshole. - It's overrated.

- Watch 'Inside Edge'. - It's overdone.

- Watch 'Liitle Things'. - I am not a girl.

- Idiot! Then watch 'Stranger Things'. - I am not a kid.

So then watch 'Paatal Lok', you dog!

Dog...

Shivankit, you told the suspense of the story. I am not going to watch now. No.

Oh, brother!

What should I say now. I mean you can watch 'Special OPS', 'Family Man'.

Watch anything.

Shivankit, I have watched everything.

I feel after 3rd episode, it's all predictable.

Do one thing, see something...

...that is not predictable at all and throughout goes well...

...and does not have a sad ending.

Shivankit, I will die but I am not going to watch TikTok.

- I am not going to watch TikTok. - It's not a TikTok.

TikTok is bashed by YouTube...

I am talking about...

...P**n.

Don't shout. Quiet.

- Talk softly. - Start from anywhere.

Not to worry at all.

No spoiler.

And also have a happy ending.

Bro, I have tried that too.

I started missing Rimjhim after seeing Dani Daniel.

Same blow...

...blonde. She looks blonde.

I said blonde.

I didn't say bl****b. I said blonde.

I didn't say bl****b at all.

I didn't say bl****b. I said blonde.

Hey Niku! I said blonde, not bl****b.

Sachin?

It's okay. Stop crying.

Sachin, it's okay. Whatever happened is fine.

You idiot! I am talking to you. Stop looking here and there.

She is not your girlfriend.

I am talking to you only.

Sorry. I am just missing Dhoni.

What I am saying is...

...listen, don't look back in your life.

What did Modi Ji say?

To be a self-dependent.

So please be a self-dependent.

And where do we have our self-reliance?

We have it in our hands. And you are an expert in hand artistry.

Why to look back?

Yes, Shivankit. You are right.

I am not going to look back ever in my life.

- Don't look back ever in your life. - Hmm.

But what should I see? If not back then where?

Bro, there are lot of things to see in life.

From the terrace, you can see the Himalayas

And from the Himalayas, you can see your terrace.

Go to the past and see JCB excavation.

Go to the future and see the misdeeds you did in your life.

See whatever you want...

...but don't you ever look back, my bro.

Never look back.

Yes Shivankit, You are right.

No matter what happens, I won't look back.

Yes. Done.

I will not look back.

Sachin, look behind.

- I know its your trick. - It's not a trick. I am serious.

At least look behind.

If I look behind, you will say that I am a fool. I know you will say this.

Hey look behind...

You are my enemy.

Your remaining things are also being taken.

Let them take it.

Just look behind.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

I am not going to look back ever in my life.

I have decided.

Idiot! Look behind.

I am not going to see it.

Guys,

listen to me very carefully.

First we will win all his trust.

He will put all his attention by telling me about the theft happening at my place.

And I will fool myself by not looking back.

Then there will be a time...

...when he will think he is trying too hard to save me from being robbed.

Then...

...that is when the actual plan comes in action.

He never let me play FIFA on his PS.

Now he is going to play...

...FIFA.

Dehradun, Mussoorie...

...you guys know what to do?

Over and out.

Hey, look behind.

I am not going to look behind.

<i>Bella ciao, Bella ciao, Bella ciao ciao</i> is going on.

- I will not look behind. - Look behind.

Just look behind.

Look behind.

Bro, they have taken all your things.

Let them take my things. I don't care.

But I am not going to look behind.

They are thieves. Let them take it.

Oh, God!

You only said that not to look behind. I am not looking behind.

Please look behind.

Everything is gone.