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hey guys welcome back to the abandoned
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dungeon i converted into an office uh so
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today's video is about my number one
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favorite instagram page right now it's
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called remember old time and in spite of
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the name it's not ironic at all it's
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just a page made for 60 year olds to be
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reminded of
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old time now before we start i'm not
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just here to knock on boomers for
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engaging with nostalgia bait when
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literally every generation does the same
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thing i remember spongebob
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remember world war ii
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remember yesterday i just want to share
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what i found on here because it is the
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execution that makes it so hilarious for
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starters they have multiple times
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posted a meme that has been cropped so
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badly you can't even understand what it
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says there's a twitter page that does
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this as a joke called cropped boomer
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memes and it's great but i think i like
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this one better because it's not on
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purpose cropping this image to the point
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that if you is barely legible is a
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flawless shitpost and they don't even
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realize it wait what yes i do so true i
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agree am i missing something here you
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know maybe i was wrong maybe this is a
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complete sentence it's a picture of a
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tonka truck and they're just saying when
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tonka trucks work maybe i'm being too
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harsh on these guys all right but let's
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move on to the actual memes now if
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there's one thing ellen degeneres taught
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me about boomers it's how much pride
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they have in knowing how to do tasks
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that have become obsolete one person
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said i'm gonna teach my grandchildren
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how to
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use a rotary phone why they're not gonna
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have one i'm begging you on behalf of
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children everywhere please just teach
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them how to do their taxes it's the only
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thing they want to know don't buy them a
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watch their phone has the time on it you
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don't need to gate keep technology that
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doesn't exist anymore i'm not going to
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teach my grandchildren how to download
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limewire also the other part of that
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meme was using a tv with no remote
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you taught your kids
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not to use the remote oh my god and
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cursive these people are obsessed with
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cursive should kids still be taught
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cursive sure whatever but not so they
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can read documents like the constitution
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and stuff do you think no one has ever
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like typed out the constitution online
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you could probably listen to it if you
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wanted do you think the only way to read
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it is by having the original document in
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your hand which i assume is kept at
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nicholas cage's house i refuse to argue
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with anyone born after 1995 y'all can't
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even write in cursive someone said y'all
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can't even switch the tv to hdmi too but
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besides cursive and being able to tell
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time on a regular clock the other thing
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they take a lot of pride in is how
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well-mannered they are who still says
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excuse me or pardon me when walking in
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front of someone i always do that's the
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way i was taught growing up it's called
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manners something that no longer exists
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people who were raised right like me i
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do i was raised that way i was raised
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with manners great you guys are so
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polite thank you for telling me how
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polite you are which is also something
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they hate i hate when people try to
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praise themselves for doing a good deed
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we understand you helped an old lady
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cross the street but does everyone need
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to thank you for it are there any
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females left that'll say thank you when
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someone holds the door open for you
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can't you just be a silent hero you
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cancel out your good deed by bragging
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which is something i would never do call
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me old-fashioned but i miss clean shows
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like andy griffith it's called a joke we
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used to tell them before people became
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offended by everything i might be old
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but i miss wholesome shows like this to
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all of you offended you wouldn't have
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made it through an episode of me without
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having a meltdown call me moral but i
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miss clean show to the good old days
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when we could make fun of each other
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without everyone getting their panties
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in a bunch oh my god which is it you
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can't have both you can't say oh these
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damn liberals get offended by everything
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now they wouldn't have lasted five
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minutes back in my day when shows were
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wholesome and everyone was nice to each
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other what i've learned from this page
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is that boomers love to have their cake
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and eat it too like they'll refer to
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anyone under the age of 30 as being a
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part of the me generation you know cause
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of all the selfies not that they do that
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you know they don't have seven thousand
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instagram posts or take four selfies a
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day that all look the same that's just
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the team to be fair i am technically
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taking hundreds of selfies every minute
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as we speak but that's not the point i
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just love the hypocrisy of it young
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people today are so narcissistic not
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like us who are better at everything we
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had the best music the best cars the
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best
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soda and the most happiness and now
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because we're better than you we're
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gonna hoard all of the money all of the
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land and you'll never be able to buy a
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house you selfish millennials if you had
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a pair of these
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you will one of the things i realized a
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lot of these people don't necessarily
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miss a specific time period so much as
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they miss being the age they were then
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like you can still sit outside or eat a
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hot dog sandwich those aren't exclusive
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to one decade back in the day would this
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have been you yeah i used to sit in the
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dirt used to eat the dirt too did not
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taste good
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but i always went back for when i was a
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kid we didn't have bottled water we had
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a garden hose don't mess with me i'm a
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wooden spoon lead paint no car seat no
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bike helmet pick up bed riding garden
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hose drink and survive and then someone
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copied that and put it on a different
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picture of two children drinking out the
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hose i don't know it's just a funny
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thing to be so proud of to self-identify
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as a hose drinker it inspired me to make
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my own meat i think that would fit in
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perfectly on this page i've noticed that
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um they seem to blame a lot of their
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frustrations on the passage of time i
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wish a lot of the younger people would
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experience a christmas from the 70s and
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80s the department stores the amazing
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decoration the downtown shopping it was
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really magical it was such a special
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time this was back when christmas meant
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something and was fun yeah because you
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were a kid the only thing that's changed
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since then is you got older now instead
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of waking up to a bunch of free toys in
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your living room you have to buy people
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presents and it's stressful you can
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still enjoy it if you want but it sounds
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like you'd prefer not to when i was a
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kid this is how christmas trees look who
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remembers old-fashioned christmas trees
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like this one who remembers trees like
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this nothing and no one is stopping you
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from decorating your trees in exactly
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the same way oh christmas used to be so
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magical before the government banned
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tinsel also the thing you miss about
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christmas in the 70s was the department
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stores you can still go to the mall in
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december guess what it's packed the
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spirit of christmas is still alive in
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dillard you know i'm starting to realize
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that i think the thing they actually
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miss is just a time when there were less
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people i guess i can't blame them for
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that now if for whatever reason you do
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make the mistake of following this page
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one of the first things you'll notice is
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how relentlessly they post they're so
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dedicated to quantity that half the
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memes at this point are just hey
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remember this
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remember this
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who this old i'd love to see a look into
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their creative process but i have a
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feeling i already know what it is some
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of these though i don't think they
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realize aren't as old as they thought do
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you remember playing this game
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monopoly
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the most popular board game ever made
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no i don't remember does anyone remember
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batman and robin superman and wonder
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woman yeah it's a shame they took such
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great characters and stopped making
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movies about him in the 1940s just dusty
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old relics of the past who remembers
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grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato
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soup as a kid we still eat this how does
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it taste still love it how does it taste
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please someone please tell me how this
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tastes you know i love that even though
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it seems like they're making all these
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memes themselves because of the
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consistent font throughout they're also
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perfectly low res it's like they run
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them through a vcr before exporting did
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your house look like this too
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did i have a tv and a window you bet i
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did sometimes it really does seem like
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they were too busy to come up with
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something so they'll just be like uh
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this is a half slip i believe yeah yeah
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it says it right there half slip did any
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of you ladies wear one of these was this
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is it something you wore i don't know
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man you tell me it's your me okay so i
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guess a slip is like big underwear that
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goes under a dress so no one can see
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your butthole and oh boy these
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commenters are horrified at the fact
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that most people don't wear them anymore
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wait what do women wear under dresses
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now
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nothing and you can see right through to
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their underwear no you can't and if it
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bothers you so much then look somewhere
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else no one is forcing you to stare at
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their ass women have absolutely gotten
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away from wearing any undergarments that
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their mothers or grandmothers wore
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hey grandma
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can i borrow your underwear not much
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from what i've seen advertising their
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wares nowadays they don't even wear
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panties let the breeze flow through and
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ventilate the monkey the great irony
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here though is that while a lot of these
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people are whining about how women go
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outside without covering every inch of
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their body this page is often flooded
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with comments from what appear to be sex
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bots and then the same men who complain
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about the way women dress will fall hook
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line and sinker for a profile picture of
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a butt society is falling apart
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no one even wears pantyhose anymore oh a
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butt but it wouldn't be an instagram
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page if it wasn't filled with horny
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middle-aged men trying to hit on every
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woman they see this was google when i
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was a kid yeah hello how are you doing
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today
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nice picture you have a lovely smile
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we'd be glad if we can be friends
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greetings how are you doing hope you
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don't mind just want to be a friend too
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okay but without a doubt their favorite
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post of all time uh because they posted
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it like seven times already is this one
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in the 50s no botox no ripped jeans no
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silicone just grace and elegance holy
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[聽__聽] the top comment on here is those
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were the good days when ladies respected
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themselves ugh i miss when women had
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self-respect back when they wore
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everything their husbands told them to
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and would have been shot dead if they
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put on jeans not like today's girls who
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wear t-shirts sometimes someone said no
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filters
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no filter the photos in black and white
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that was photography's first filter but
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the theme here is definitely that people
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don't respect themselves anymore because
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they dress
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more comfortably i feel like if anything
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the opposite would be true doesn't it
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take more self-confidence to dress
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however you want and not care about what
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people think leave it to a bunch of
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dinosaurs to hold dear all of the worst
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traditions of the past and this is
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unfortunately the thorny dark side of
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remember old time because for every
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remember the guy there's glimpses into
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some truly unhinged logic when i was a
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kid they didn't call it behavioral
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disorders they called it being a little
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brat
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okay i'm so lucky i got to grow up in a
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time before empathy was invented our
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parents would just smack the [聽__聽] out of
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us until we were so scared of them we
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never talked again got smacked a lot
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and proud of it this is obviously a
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tricky subject because there are a lot
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of parents who don't seem to discipline
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their children and do raise them to just
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be spoiled and entitled and that's a
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problem in its own right my parents
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raised me to believe that i could do
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anything i put my mind to and look at me
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now
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a youtuber but some of these commenters
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are a little too excited to chime in
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here and back then we got spankings for
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being a little brat there were no cps
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workers to come to your house oh my god
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are you anti-child protective services
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like yeah you should be able to
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discipline your child but also you do
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have to draw a line somewhere and for
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all these people who are like now what
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happens at home stays at home is
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terrifying to hear but really you just
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have to love the dichotomy of a group of
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people going my mama raised me right we
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were taught about a little thing called
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manners which unfortunately aren't too
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common these days can i play oh my god
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shut the [聽__聽] up i always hold the door
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open for people and i like to say excuse
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me and thank you and i also miss when tv
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was racist and ultimately i think that's
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why it's time to unfollow this account
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it's time to say goodbye oh wait this
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one's actually kind of cute my
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grandmother always said don't interfere
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with things that are none of your
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business do not open the fridge in
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someone else's home seriously don't look
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in the fridge
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stop asking about the fridge there's
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nothing in there the fridge smells bad
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because of um old vegetables or
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something like that it's none of your
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business grandpa's fine he's just at the
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store right now i told you grandpa's not
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here he's at the shirt store i mean the
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pants store i mean wendy's why don't you
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shut up already about the damn fridge
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get away from there don't you dare open
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that oh no it's not what it looks like
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okay maybe it is i killed grandpa
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big stinking deal we all make mistakes
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you're not perfect either mr c on your
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math test what it was an a minus all
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right maybe you are perfect let's
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celebrate
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who's hungry grandpa's for dinner ew
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oh hey it didn't break probably because
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i use a rhino shield phone case hi i'm a
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spunky teen which means i spend all day
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and night on my cell phone this is my
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prized possession and my oldest friend
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and that's why i protect it with the
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best phone case money can buy these
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things are insanely protective i even
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did this slam dunk test and it passed
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with flying color but don't worry this
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isn't 2011 anymore when a good casement
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covering your phone with a bulky hunk of
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ugly plastic rhino shield cases are
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sleek and stylish and there are so many
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sick designs to choose from from
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independent artists or their
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collaborations with brands like league
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of legends nasa pac-man and you can
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customize even further with their
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modular cases so you can mix and match
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the bumper and the backplate like today
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i woke up and decided i don't like the
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color blue anymore but i still like nasa
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it's my favorite four-letter work so you
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know what i'm just gonna pop this off
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and swap it for white or i don't know
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yellow don't ask me where i just pulled
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those from it's none of your business in
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addition to all that they've got cases
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for your apple watch your air pods the
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lens on the back of your phone this
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thing is like your phone's eyeball don't
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let your phone get poked in the eye give
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it glasses and for full protection they
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also have a 3d impact screen protector
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for the front of your phone which is the
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most fun part this is the party used to
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play temple run and facetime your dog so
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stop worrying about it shattering into a
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million pieces or even two pieces
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honestly would be bad any number of
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pieces that's more than one and guess
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what if you click the link in the
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description and use my promo code drew
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anywhere in the world they've got a
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already have cases for the new iphone i
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don't even know there was a new iphone i
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got to start watching the news anyway
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sponsoring this video my legs hurt i'm
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gonna sit back down thank you so much
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for watching this video um i would stay
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and chat more but i just ordered a
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life-size cardboard cutout of a very
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famous dog and it's supposed to get here
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in about
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two weeks so i should probably go way by
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the door make sure i don't miss it in
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the meantime my evil twin cousin will be
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taking over the channel so if you don't
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like any of my videos from now on it's
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not my fault it's my cousin
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so blame him anyway i gotta go set up a
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toilet on my front porch so see you next
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