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♪ Suspenseful music ♪
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[SLURPING]
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Two minutes 'til we have to go back in.
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- [SIGHS] I hate being back at the office.
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- I hate having 30 minutes for lunch.
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- I hate -- - Vivienne.
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- Yep. - No, Vivienne!
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- Oh!
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- If you're not back at your desk in 10 minutes,
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you're fired.
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- Do you guys ever dream about quitting?
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- God, I wish we could quit.
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- Why can't we? - We could do our own thing.
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- Yeah, like start our own company.
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- Be our own bosses?
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- We could get our weekends back.
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- I could wear sweatpants every day.
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Bridget.
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[ECHOING] Bridget.
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All: Bridget! [ALARM TONE]
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- Let's quit!
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♪ "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil Jon ♪
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[LAUGHTER] [DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
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♪ Fire up that loud Another round of shots ♪
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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- We're starting our own packaging company!
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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- All we need is an idea. Just one amazing idea.
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- I got doughnuts!
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God, I hate how they always double-bag everything.
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- Brian, what did you just say? - I got doughnuts.
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- No, about the bag. - The double bag.
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- Oh my God. Brian, you're a genius.
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- Thanks, I just got a selection.
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- No, the bag! - No, Brian! The bag!
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- Oh!
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- I still don't get it.
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- Did you know that 87 percent of stores double-bag?
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- One reinforced bag could be as strong as two regular ones.
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- And better for the environment.
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- And better for the budget. - Yes!
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- It's just, like, better.
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- This is so exciting, guys! Let's meet tomorrow.
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- Yeah, but where? We don't have an office, remember?
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[SQUEAKING]
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- Welcome to corporate headquarters!
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Sorry about the smell.
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- It's perfect!
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[KEYSTROKES]
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OK, devices, storage. What else?
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- Oh, can we get Slack? - And Excel.
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- Done.
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- Dave, what's the Wi-Fi password?
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- It's "Wi-Fi password".
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- Yeah, but what is it? - "Wi-Fi password."
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- Are you telling me you set your Wi-Fi password
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to "Wi-Fi password"?
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- It's easy to remember.
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- I just shared it with you. - Thanks.
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- OK, what else? Marie, website.
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- We need a web developer.
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- A cheap web developer.
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- I could ask my cousin Kevin.
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[CRUNCHING]
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- Yeah, I could do it. 10 Gs.
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- Kevin, you're 14.
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- Then I want senior partner.
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[KEYSTROKES]
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- Prototype? - Right here!
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- Excuse me, sir? We only need two minutes.
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- Sorry, guys. It's a no.
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- Thanks, but it's not for us.
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- Sorry, guys.
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- Maybe next year.
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- I'm not sure.
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- Look, it's stronger. - And greener.
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- And it'll save you a ton of money.
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- OK, we'll take 50...
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thousand.
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[CHEERING]
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- Oh my God!
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- I've got an idea, let's get the car washed!
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- Yeah!
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- How many bags was it again?
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- Fifty thousand.
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- That's...
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That's, like, 900 dollars.
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We're going to have to sell a billion bags
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to make any money.
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- I'm never moving out of my mom's place, am I?
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- That's it. I'm calling Vivienne.
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Maybe if we beg for our jobs back --
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- No, guys! No!
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If we need to sell a billion bags,
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that's what we're going to do.
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Do you know what I see when I look around this table?
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I see the greatest packaging team in the history of...
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ever!
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Look, I believe in us.
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OK, we did this to build better lives.
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We did it to make better bags.
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To sell better bags!
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- Do you guys need a bag for that?
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- We can make our own!
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[MESSAGE SENT TONE]
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[KEYSTROKES]
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- Hey Siri, send a message to Dave.
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[SIRI TONE] Dave, can you share the chart?
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[MESSAGES TONES]
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- Hey buddy, can I use it for one second?
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[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
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[MESSAGES TONES]
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- If you want to look up here...
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- We'll take 50,000.
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[MESSAGES TONES]
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- Kevin, where's the website?
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- Chill! I'm working on it.
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[DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
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[ALERT TONES]
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- Bridget, I'm going to have to call you back.
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but websites are so old - Here it is, school.
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Check this.
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- Whoa!
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- Whoa! Kevin! - Fire.
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- Kevin, I may have underestimated you.
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- We love it. - Seriously?
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- Great, we'll take 100,000.
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[ALERT TONES]
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- 500,000 bags!
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[ALERT TONE]
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- Sorry, I'll be five.
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- Overdue?
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Sure, I'll put you right through.
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- Guys, we need a finance manager.
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- So tell us, what are your greatest strengths?
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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- My sense of humor.
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- I'm obviously great with numbers,
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but I'm really a people person,
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and so I have a very nurturing personality.
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It's because at the end of the day, I really --
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Jerry! I'm on a call!
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I'm sorry, what was I saying?
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- Mike, from Finance.
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- I knew you'd come crawling back.
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- You called us.
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- Let's cut to the chase.
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You need me more than I need to you.
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- No!
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- I have an MBA and a CMA.
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- That's amazing.
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- But I do live in Alaska.
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- No problem!
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Welcome to BetterBag!
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- We're going to need a proper office.
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- Two coffees.
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- Go to Sales D17 and enter 500,000.
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[MESSAGE SENT TONE]
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- I can't, it's my mom's birthday.
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[WHIMPERS]
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[BACKGROUND CHATTER]
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- Rupert, mama sold five million bags.
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- We sold how many?
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Wait, I'm not big, am I?
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- OMG! You're never going to believe
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who wants to interview us!
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- Oprah? - No.
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- The IRS? - No!
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Packager's Weekly. - Oh.
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- Three, two, one.
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[MUSIC FADES OUT]
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>> Ted Lasso: But believe me, it will all work -- <<
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[RINGTONE] - Vivienne?
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[RINGTONE] - Oh!
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[RINGTONE]
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[RINGTONE] - Dad, who's Vivienne?
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- Vivienne, hi!
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- I'll keep this short, as I'm sure you have
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plenty of work to do.
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This BetterBag company of yours.
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I want to buy it... and you.
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- How much?
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- Executive parking spaces?
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- Our own floor?
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- Our own department?
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- Come in tomorrow morning, 9:00 a.m.
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We'll make things official.
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[CALL END TONE]
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- Rupert, mommy did it.
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- Ma!
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[DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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- We're back.
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[PHONES RINGING]
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- So, based on the numbers alone,
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you'd be foolish not to accept this offer.
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Sign these, and we can get back to work.
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- Thanks, Vivienne.
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This is everything we ever wanted.
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But you see, we did this for us.
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So while I know you can barely remember our names,
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hopefully you can remember this.
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You can keep your ridiculous deadlines,
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you can keep your 80-hour work weeks,
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and you can keep these stupid chiropractic office chairs
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'cause you will never take our company...
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- Bridget!
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- ...and you will never take our --
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- Bridget!
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[ALARM TONE]
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- Freedom.
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Let's quit!
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♪ "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil Jon ♪
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[LAUGHTER] [DIGITAL KEYSTROKES]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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♪ Fire up that loud Another round of shots ♪
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[LAUGHTER]
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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- We just quit.
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♪ Turn down for what? ♪
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♪ Quirky upbeat music ♪
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- We're starting our own packaging company!
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We're just gonna need that back.
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These things are precious. But thank you!
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- Thank you! - All right. [LAUGHS]