Marktforschung im Kindergarten | LUKE! Die Woche und ich - YouTube

"Hello!"

"Hello!"

"Hello!"

"Hello Mike." (singing)

"Samuele."

"You belong to the pirates?"

Luke: "No, you belong to the..." Kids: "Hedgehogs" Luke: "...to the hedgehogs."

Luke: "Robert, how old are you?" Kid: "5"

Luke: "How old are you?" Kid: "5"

"And you belong to the penguins. Which group is the cooler one?"

Kid 1: "Pengu..."

Kid 2: "Hedgehogs!"

"We need your help. We want to shoot a new, super cool movie."

"And the movie we have to make has to be great!"

Luke: "Do you go to kindergarten?" Kid: "Yes." Luke: "Yes?"

Luke: "Is there someone evil?" Kid: "Yes, ... Nils"

"Nils? That's already sounding like a little devil."

"In the detail of the movie..."

"Once, he has put his shovel in my face.."

"The shovel in the face?!"

"What`s going on with him?!"

"Did anyone ever steal your shovel?"

"Yes"

"Who stole your shovel?"

"Max"

"Max?! And how what your reaction?"

"I knocked him out."

"To which group do you belong?"

"To the storks."

"To the stork group?! Those are the real losers, aren't they?"

"How is the name of the housemistress who didn't pay attention?"

"Swetlana."

"Swetlana is her name?"

"If there is a bad guy in a movie: Is there a saying he always repeats?"

"No. He's always stealing things. Money and computers."

"So bad guys are always stealing money and computers?"

"How does a typical little devil look like?"

"Like the Joker..."

"Like the Joker?"

"With scars"

"We have to cast Nils."

"We need someone who plays his role in the movie."

"Would this be... someone... who reflects Nils?"

"Noo"

"Oh! This would be Swetlana, right?"

"Noo, she looks rather like Heike.."

"That's Heike?"

"Can I get to know Heike?"

"So, that's probably.. That's Swetlana, right?"

"Noo."

"What a pity..."

"That looks similar to Heike too."

"Heike seems to be a real bomb. How old is she?"

"24"

"Could you introduce me to her, like: 'Hey, that's my buddy Luke."?"

"We know each other from the TV, like the stars."

"Yes."

"Are you my wingman?"

"Yes"

"I'm your wingman."

"What would be the price of the movie, so I know how much to invest?"

"20?"

"20 euros?"

"More, right?"

Kid: "Yes." Luke:"More like 40,50 euros?"

"If it is a great movie.."

"where cars almost crash..."

"Where cars almost crash.. that's always cool, isn't it?"

"Is this important? That cars almost crash in movies?"

Kid:"Yes. Luke: "It is, right?"

"Do you have a saying where everyone says: "Aye, that's the real Mike!"?"

Kid: "Yes." Luke: "What's your saying?"

"Something with hippopotamus."

"If you had a super power, which one would it be?"

"I don't say."

"Which one would you like to have?"

"Would you like being really strong?"

Luke: "Or would you like to have the ability.... to concentrate?" Kid: "No."

"Should the hero be a boy or a girl?"

Kid:"Boy!" Luke: "A boy."

"What does he like to eat the most?"

"He always eats vegetables."

"He always does sports."

"He always does sports?" Which sports?"

"He's doing like..."

"Which super power does he have?"

"He has such a big hand... can he form."

"He also can out of his knee... cheese slices come out of it."

"He has to have a helicopter."

"He has to have a helicopter?"

Kid: "He has to jump out..." Luke:"...of the helicopter?" Kid: "With a parachute."

"Of course you're already saying the.. significant sentence... something with hippopotamus."

"Now... Nils has to have an evil sentence too."

"And he's saying ... something with rhinoceros."

"So Nils would turn into the camera and say: "

"Something with rhino."

Kid: "Yes!" Luke: "And then you say:"

"No, something with hippopotamus."

"Rhino is stronger, but..."

"So you help me shooting a movie?"

"No."

Luke: "Why not?" Kid: "I don't want to."

"Is there a pretty woman in the kindergarten?"

"My ... girlfriend."

Luke: "You have a girlfriend?" Kid: "Lea."

"Lea?"

"Did you once kiss her?"

"Noo."

"Did Nils kiss her?"

"Noo, except for one time.."

"Where you pissed back then?"

"Nope."

"Did you act like you don't care?"

"Yes."

"Yes, I know this move.."

"But in your heart it's terrible, isn't it?"

Kid: "A little.." Luke: "Of course.."

"Yes, I know that. But that's the moment when you have to ask yourself as a man:"

"Am I just an observer when Nils escapes with my Lea.."

"Or do I become pro-active and fight for the things I really want."

Luke: "Now I am Lea." Kid: "Yes"

"You are Mike and have to convince Lea that you're the right guy for her."

Kid: "Lea?" Luke (as Lea): "Yes?"

Kid: "Do you want to be my friend?"

"I don't know if I can.. there's Nils aswell.."

Kid: "Lea?" Luke (as Lea): "Yes?"

"I'm better than Nils. You know why?"

"Why?"

"Because otherwise he's gonna beat me up.."