$1 vs $1000 Roller Coasters in GTA 5 - YouTube

All right.

We're checking out the only game where the more money I pay,

the more torture I receive.

It's GTA.

So, previously I showed a map that was emailed to me that I played.

Well, showing that was the worst thing I think I've ever done in my life.

So, as I spend the next 40 years, trying to sort out that mess,

it's back over to Fiverr,

so I can pay some people to make me hate myself some more.

So, once again, we found five different creators

to make five different rollercoaster themed parkour boards

for $1, $10, $100, $500, and 1000.

This time however, the $1000 board does not play itself,

which means I get to cry myself to sleep.

Here we go.

All right, we're starting once again with the $1 board.

Uh, oddly enough,

this is actually made by the same person that made the previous [chuckles]

$1 board, because no one else will bite at that offer.

[groans]

What's that say?

Oh.

This is my second board.

Maybe next time I build a $10 board.

I'm nine.

I feel like I'm being lied to considering he's on Fiverr,

but it's also [chuckles] possible some parent

is just using their child to make these.

I don't know whether to be more impressed that I can screw up a $1 board

or that I can get so much difficult value out of the lowest amount board.

There's legitimately no way off of this.

I can't believe I have to do this.

Okay. So, whatever you do, do not turn sideways.

Perfect.

Okay, and then onto the tight rope.

It is just kind of a-kind of a weird angle.

I-I actually think he's -.

I actually think he's getting better [laugh]

at making the $1 boards.

I feel like I've--

Oh, he made a new pro--

Okay.

So, it was the la-the last one legend--

Yay, I made a new pro legend board.

[laughs]

And--

Is there--

Do I have to jump this?

[groans]

There's no--

I can't get any speed.

Oh, this is--

Oh.

Oh, that's a [?] Thank you, Danny.

And onto the $10 board.

Okay.

So, this is the $10 board.

Now as usual, the entire--

Why build a rollercoaster board if one already exists.

Plus $10 only buy you five [chuckles] untested obstacles.

I don't get it.

I mean, it's a-it's a real board.

There's actually, like, a checkpoint over there.

I like how at this point, the board creators are just trolling me.

Ey, [groans]

[chuckles]

How about that, $10 board?

[laughs]

You didn't expect that, did you?

Oh, you put a boost up here.

[chuckles]

[groans]

God.

How will you--

It's like I have to go around that backwards.

I think the funny part is that- [groans]- after the first video,

it became so much easier to find people

to make these $10 boards on Fiverr.

I think it's because people literally get paid in my tears.

They don't even worry about the money that much.

Okay, rolling on down.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm--

Do I jump over this or go to the right?

No.

Like, you have to go over, right?

Mm.

I hate myself for doing--

This is worth a lot more than $10.

Come on.

[laughs]

This board is becoming awkwardly hard.

When I'm experiencing this much trauma on the $10 board--

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Okay, hold on.

Let me just--

This better work.

I've got to just touch the checkpoint so I can stop this.

And checkpoint.

Go to the left.

Uh, actually if I fall down here,

it's a little easier than falling up there.

I make fantastic deci--

Fantastic decisions.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

And that-that is not at all what--

I-I can do the--

Uh,

oh, wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[groans]

Okay, jump.

Perfect.

Got it.

And checkpoint.

Slowly go around the most painful roller coaster

ever made in the history of entertainment.

What's the death ratio on this thing?

And we have a boost for the winner.

[laughs]

On to the $100 board.

Okay.

So, there's a couple things to mention here.

First, so the $100 board builder said that the--

Oh, you liar.

I was gonna say that the windmills are just for the looks.

I knew there was no way.

What?

Uh,

how do the ramps just materialize?

I love it. They're like, "Now you're dead.

Now you're not. Now you're dead.

Now you're not."

Oh, now you're dead on the left.

Now you're dead on the right.

I call this board the improper haircut.

I mean, I-I think you just named it $100 board, but--

Ouch.

You are inhuman.

You are an unholy inhuman--

Uh, oh, I'm still alive.

It's -. [groans]

[sobs]

This is-this is-this is awful.

This is the $100 board.

I haven't even--

And also I had--

I didn't get-I didn't even get lucky enough to find out

that the $1000 board would be like an awesome--

[screams]

Oh, God. [groans]

No.

That was almost an epic save.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we're first-personing this.

Okay.

It doesn't matter how it gets beaten, as long as it gets beaten.

Oh, yeah.

Look at this.

This is no problem.

Yeah. What else you got for me?

You got any more?

[screams]

Well, that rollercoaster just vomited me out.

On the plus side, I'm still in the game.

Are we done?

Are we done with the pulsating ramps?

We're not done.

Okay, now we're done.

Yes.

No, we're not done.

We're not done.

I can land this.

Perfect.

And slide.

Way to go.

You know what'd be cool?

A checkpoint.

There's got to be one around here, right?

Like, I've done enough of this--

What is this?

Is this, like, a real ramp or is this like--

Hold on.

I've learned my lesson enough times.

No, it looks like a real ramp.

Looks like I got to do a jump.

Mayday.

I hope I can make this.

Mayday.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, we're floating like a--

I'm falling.

I'm falling like gravity is betraying me.

Ow. Okay.

So, basically what I found out is that I--

Oh, God. Oh, full flip.

I cannot lose any speed or I won't make that jump.

All I have to do is just not hit a single ramp.

It's no big deal. Just got to not hit a single ramp.

Yeah. Yeah.

This is happening.

Oh, please don't do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Full frontflip into the landing,

and we have a checkpoint which leads into a finish.

Onto the $500 board.

Okay. So, this is a really interesting board.

The longer it takes me to do this board, the harder it becomes.

I have no idea how they managed to program this,

but apparently as time goes on, more obstacles spawn in the course.

I appreciate that my proclivities for wall rides has now seeped into--

Oh, [laughs].

Has now seeped into basically every difficult board that I play.

You have no idea how hard it is to talk and try

and keep the other half of my brain working the controller.

I mean, they figured out about half of the roller coaster.

Since I got the roller coaster tracks.

There we go.

Okay.

Oh, the roller--

Okay.

So, we're starting to get--

[groans].

The windmill's spawning.

Okay. Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is so smooth.

[groans]

Part of me wonders now, like,

how many windmills can possibly spawn depending on how long it takes,

but you realize sometimes it takes me hours, right?

How many punches to the face would you like, Gray?

Yes.

I love how this car is called Skinny.

I get all of my calories burned through my fingers.

Yes.

Oh, I've got it memorized.

I've got the pulsate--

[groans]

There's no way to get back on there from here, is there?

Pump the thumb.

Pump the thumb.

Pump the thumb.

Pump the thumb.

Oh, I'm still up on the board.

I'm not anymore.

[whines]

Gray, what do you use for lubrication for your vehicle's engine?

My tears, because they're an infinite resource.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes.

I can make this, right?

No.

[groans]

I don't care what it takes.

I don't care how many times I have to do this.

I'm doing--

Mm.

Okay.

Pulse, pulse, pulse with the thumb.

The thumb is working great.

As long as the elec--

Oh, God.

As long as the electricity going from my brain

to my hand doesn't screw up like that.

He would be like, "Hey, Gray. What does the pressure taste like?"

It tastes like my mouth is filled with blood.

Oh, wait.

It is.

At this point, I can stay on--

Oh, my God.

I can stay on the track.

It's just a matter of, can I get--

[groans]

Can I get the timing of the windmills down right?

Yes.

Go, go, go, go, go, go.

I'm dead. No, I'm not dead.

Yes, I am. This is brutal.

This is the new worst wallride I've ever done.

Stop trying to outdo each other.

You get your money no matter what anyway.

Oh, here we go.

[groans]

Now I know how Rocky felt getting punched

in the face by Apollo Creed for a million rounds straight.

At this point, it's like playing DDR.

My thumb is doing a dance.

Okay.

It's like a-it's like a graceful ballerina.

It's just a ballerina that's been getting backhanded it's ent

Oh, my God-it's entire life.

Please let this end.

Bank up.

Okay. That was the perfect bank.

This has to be a full land.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

And onto the $1000 board.

Let me explain to you all real quick why this board

is eviler than any other board that's ever been made.

This board is called Speed Run.

The creator of it said that the reason

for this is because in the last $1000 board,

which did it for me in one shot,

to make me look cool he wanted to do the exact opposite.

So, how this works is you have to complete the entire board as a speed run,

which means you cannot mess up any part or the rest

or the board will not function.

So, jump on--

So, instead of building a board specifically

to make me look like I'm doing everything perfectly,

he's made a board where I have to do everything perfectly

or I can't beat the board.

Got it. Okay.

So, onto a wall ride.

The first part is just timing jump, roll.

So, since I messed up the roll, yeah, the platform moves away.

Okay, this part's pretty easy.

It's all about timing.

As long as you get onto the pink platform right as it transfers--

I can't do it now.

As long as you get onto the pink platform right in the beginning,

right when it starts,

you're gonna have enough time to get all the way to the end.

See.

Look at how perfect the timing has to be here.

You can't let up on the gas at all or you'll screw it up.

And, land.

Get it. Okay.

Onto a wall ride.

Wall ride, jump into a roll.

Perfect.

Lose no speed.

Got it.

Okay, I see how the timing works.

Perfect.

Nice.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is a new personal best.

Whoa.

I don't know how to beat that.

Into the roll.

Now, luckily, this is kind of what I'm good at,

because I'll just do it over and over again

until I eventually learn the pattern.

The only problem was

I had a little bit of a backslide there.

Okay, good.

It wasn't enough for me to lose it.

So, this looks like a--

What is this?

Oh, it's oh, it's just enough of a hop.

Hop.

Got it. Okay.

Hop.

Evil has a new name.

It is the $1000 board,

which was made by a man named Alex.

Okay.

Onto the--

I lost speed.

Roll.

Perfect landing.

I don't think I can get this, but I'm going to keep going.

If I can land the tightrope--

Landed a tightrope, into a bounce.

Get it.

Bounce, got it.

Bounce.

Perfect. I--

[groans]

[laughs]

Oh, yeah.

I was gonna say I knew there was--

Whoa, whoa, whoa, yes.

[laughs]

Oh.

I had seen the plywood and I knew that was going to be where to

where I would shoot my rocket.

The second time I just kind of got lucky,

because I've an itchy trigger finger.

There is no I and quit that.

That--

Okay, I-I messed that up and I'm still not giving up.

No, maybe I should have.

Timing's looking good so far.

Okay.

Yes.

You have to pump the nose just the slightest bit right before you land,

and it keeps the back end from hitting too hard,

but if the nose is too high you lose a little bit of speed.

Good roll.

This is a strong showing so far.

I'm a l--

Oh, God, don't go off to the left.

Don't go off to the left.

Right down center.

This is going to be new personal best.

Wait, secondary jump.

God, there's no margin of error.

Third jump, jump, shoot.

Yes.

Oh, I know it's coming, I know it's coming, I know it's coming,

I know it's coming.

Shoot.

Got it.

Through.

Oh, my God, this is--

I've never gotten this far before.

Whoa, Ah.

Ah.

Jump.

[laughs]

Oh, my God, that's a wall ride.

[screams]

Into a roll.

I ju-jump with a boost into a land.

I have no idea where I'm going at this point.

Okay, boost.

Air.

Jump, boost, land.

Come on, baby.

This has got to be--

Jump, boost, land.

Alternating-alternating shootie boards.

I-- [laughs]

The timing-the timing.

How do you--

Oh, I have to roll it.

[laughs]

I didn't trust you.

I figured there would be a board there.

Into a-- [laughs] Oh, yes.

Oh, my god.

Oh, [laughs]

thank you.

I'm gonna go ahead

and get slapped across the face by the weight of my poor decisions.

Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of GTA.

Until next time.

Stay foxy and much love.