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Ethan: Would you like to make more money?

Hila: Always.

Ethan: I see you wearing that Ben Hustl'n hat and I feel like I have a really exciting money-making opportunity for you.

Hila: OK.

Ethan: Cryptocurrency is an exciting new investment opportunity.

I exclusively get my advice from 13-year olds on the internet, and also my grandpa.

and that's how I know that this investing opportunity is legit, cause my grandpa and

also, my niece can give me trading advice. So now that I have you buttered up

I have this promotional video that I'd like to share with you.

Hila: OK.

Carlos: Hey, hey, heyyyyy!

Hey, hey, heeeeyyyyy!

Hey, hey, heyyyyyyy

Wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, wha-sa, what's uuuuup BitConneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecttttt?!?!?!?!?!

Ethan: Okay, so are you ready to give me your money yet, or do you need to see more?

Hila: Hey, hey, heyyyyy!

Ethan: I think for me, as a selling point, that opens and closes the deal. All at once!

Dude in the back is like, is this guy really the best representative for our company here?

Carlos: BITCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!

Ethan: Do you know how to tell that you're participating in a scam?

Hila: It starts with

Hey hey heeey, Ethan and Carlos: wassup wassup wassup wassuuup!

Ethan: That's how you know to walk out.

It looks like kind of like a Scientology meeting a little bit.

Hila: Even Scientology looks more important.

Carlos: Let me tell you guys that I am so excited!

I am so happy. I am really so thrilled to be right now sharing this amazing

glorious

Super and exciting moment of my life with all of you guys and let me tell you that we are really changing the world as we know it

The world is not anymore the way it used to be

No, no, no!

Ethan: The world is shit. This is huge. This is huge!

Hila: Yeah, I don't think so.

Ethan: So, BitConnect by the way. It's honestly - I've just explained what it is.

It's such a sad scam. So they opened this platform called BitConnect.

And they make this claim that no matter how much money you give them

they'll make a one percent return on your investment every day, so they got people to give them a hundred thousand dollars

And they're like we're gonna give you one percent a thousand dollars every day on that investment

Hila: Forget about the world as we know it.

Ethan: It's different, it's all changed!

Carlos: No, no, no

Ethan: In Carlos' mind there'll never be any poor person ever again because you just give their money to BitConnect.

Then everyone gets one percent. Somehow Warren Buffett has it figured out to give his money to BitConnect yet, but Carlos -

He's ahead of the game because BigConnect, after collecting over a billion dollars of people's investments

Just fucking disappeared into the wind. So there's actually a lot of YouTubers

Who are doing referral codes and telling people - Hila: Of course YouTubers would be involved!

Ethan: YouTubers will always be the slime of the earth- I don't know that there's any

changing that because there's no regulating YouTubers

So these guys who are anonymous, conned all these poor sons of bitches and just disappeared with the billion dollars.

Hila: So the world didn't change, so scams are still scams and YouTubers are still scum.

Ethan: The world has not changed, my friend. Sadly.

Carlos: We are coming and we are coming in waves!

We are starting and we are going to watch it go all over the world!

We are the entire world let me tell you guys that I started

137 days ago with only 25.610$ dollars

Ethan: Only twenty five thousand dollars, your tip. This is so sad, like these people - if that's his life savings

Hila: It's like a typical pyramid scam.

Ethan: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't want to say this on camera but I did get a tip that Dogecoin and Onioncoin is gonna be huge, coming up.

Hila: And what about the DaddyOFive coin? Ethan: DaddyOFive coin? It's huge. I put 20k into that.

Hila: Okay. Ethan: So we don't have, currently, any savings at all.

But one percent- Hila: It's fine. Forget about the world as we know it. It's done.

Ethan: Thank you for believing in me! Ethan and Carlos: BITCONNEEEEEEEECT!

Oh, all my money's gone!

Almost as fast as he can finish screaming "Bitcoin!", all his money is gone.

Carlos: And right now, I am reaching one hundred and forty thousand dollars

WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA WHATS UP

And let me tell you that I am actually earning around 100 million 100 million hun

I mean, around one thousand and four hundred dollars on an everyday basis seven days a week

WHAT?!

*quieter* WHAT?!?!

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

I am right now

independently

Financially independently, I am saying to so many people who said that this was going to be a con artists game that this was gonna be a scam again,

Hey, you gonna lose all your money. My wife still doesn't believe in me.

I'm tellin' her "But honey, this is real"

*girls voice* "Nononononono thats a scam"

I said: But wait, I'm gonna go to the bank. I'm gonna give my bitcoins. I'm going to actually put in two dollars here. They're right on the table

*girls voice* "Nah, that's money that you took from one of the accounts"

I'm sayin

WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!?

Ethan: And my dumb bitch wife was like I don't buy it at all it's a scam well

Fuck you, bitch. I came home. I put a hundred bucks on the table.

She's like you took tha-that- *COUGH*

Different account and he's like Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Everyone's like: *clapping 6 times* you tell Carlos you deserve better than that.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!

Just remember, If he would have put all his money into daddy of five coin

He would probably have - he would have way more money now.

Hila: They would because they're still going they they figure it out they don't disappear

Ethan: Daddy of five coin makes it happen against all the odds and even though two coins can suddenly just

disappear out of your hand the government agency took them you all and find another two coins somewhere else

and just because a daddy of five coin becomes a family of five coin doesn't make it less valuable and

Carlos could take a lesson from them Fupa-coin is showing a lot of strength

And it's augmenting over the years a lot of people said that the Fupa will get smaller

I've said that in the past, but every year -

Hila: A lot of people including this people

Ethan: yeah, no I totally thought the Fupa coin was gonna decrease, but over the days and the months

I've been seeing a 1% interest yield every day on Fupa coin

Hila: I've been seeing that too

Think that in a year's time this Fupa coin might be hitting 250, 300

pounds.

Hila: I'm working on crushing that Fupa coin

Ethan: You want to reduce Fupa coin. What are you shorting Fupa coin?

Hila: Yeah! Ethan: Are you short selling Fupa coin Hila? How dare you?

Carlos: Then I said too myself: You know what?

When I am starting to put ten thousand dollars right on her table

Then she's gonna say

WHOAAAAAAAA!

HA HA HA HA

YO YO YO YO OKAY THAT'S REAL

Ethan: I'm torn with Carlos. On one end I feel bad for him, but on the other hand he should have listened to his goddamn wife

Listen to the ladies, more my friends out there. The women know every time I fucked up in my life, Hila was right.

Every single goddamn time. When she left to Israel and I fucked up my whole life

And I was like Hila, why the hell did you leave?

She leaves for one day, and my life falls apart

Hila: But I get 10 days off, right. That's part of our contract

Ethan: No, that's not part of our contract. You know you're responsible for you every day

Hila: What about my sick days?

Ethan: You're my goddamn care, you know you don't have sick days, I have sick days and you care for me

Carlos: WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!?!

So guys, I want to tell you something

Faith and belief is the one thing that we all need to be able to change the world and right now

I believe that in this room. We have the seed that's gonna germinate and

That's going to explode

Into an amazing

opportunity for us to change this entire world

Ethan: Right, Hila: No

So essentially Bitconnect is it's faith my friends. You have to have faith. It's like a religion

It's a cult essentially you just have to believe. Ethan: When the Bitconnect goes disconnect

Just believe... Just believe, Hila: the website will come back, Ethan: and I recommend to you Carlos

whatever you have left in your bank put it in now because the price is low it's going back up because

The Bitconnect/Disconnect daddy of 5 fupa coin is gonna be strong.

Carlos: I am so proud I am so honored

I am so excited to be here right now

And then let me tell you something that each and every one of you, has the opportunity to become

Like those amazing people that we know here from Vietnam. Hey

HEY HEY MY FRIEND FROM VIETNAM

Making so much money that it can probably have a real hard time counting it.

Ha Ha Ha Ha

So guys let me tell you

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Bitconnect

Yes, thank you so much Carlos.

Hila: I think Carlos will always make it because he's such a great performance artist.

So he'll probably be fine, but everyone else... Ethan: hmm, you think so?

I think Carlos lost his fucking ass

Hila: I think Carlos has a cult following after this video

Ethan: I don't think, I think, I think Carlos lost his ass

Because he's way too enthusiastic: he put every cent back into that

Hila: I wanna see his wife

Telling him that I told you sooooooo

Ethan: OHHHHHHHHHHH

Bitconneeeeect

Carlos: So guys let me tell you

I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooveeeeeeee

*stares in awe saying Bitconnect*

*more BITCONEEEEEEEEEEEECTS start appearing*

WHAT AM I GONNA DO

WHAT!

BITCONNECT

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