"Opposite Day" with SpongeBob鉂搃n 5 Minutes! | SpongeBob SquarePants - YouTube

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Surprise!
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Happy birthday, Squidward!
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[cheering]
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So long, Squidward! Buh-bye!
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It's not my birthday!
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That's it! I'm moving out of this neighborhood!
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I can sell your home in a heartbeat.
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Oh, that's great news because I want to move as soon as possible.
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As long as it's not infested with nematodes,
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or surrounded by troublesome neighbors or something like that.
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Oh sure, there's none of that-- Did you say neighbors?
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I'll be by tomorrow to check out the house.
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See you then!
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SpongeBob!
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Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite.
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Opposite?
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Opposite...
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[screaming]
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[music playing]
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Squidward, you need bed rest.
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I'll keep you safe until you're well again.
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Oh, I get it.
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You don't know what day it is, do you?
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It's Opposite Day.
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Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different.
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Normally, you're really loud and annoying,
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so what are you going to be today?
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Quiet and out of the way!
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Yay!
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Yeah! Why don't you get a jump on it?
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I love-- I mean, I hate Opposite Day.
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[giggling]
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I'm not ready!
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Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob.
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[laughing]
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Opposite Day...
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SpongeBob, what are you-- Ah!
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Hello, Squidward!
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Oop, I mean goodbye, Squidward!
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If the real estate agency sees that mess, I'll never sell this house.
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Isn't it beautiful.
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On Opposite Day it is.
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[motor running]
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Out of the way, SpongeBob!
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I don't get it.
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I made my house a mess, which was making it clean,
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which made Squidward clean my yard,
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but that really means he's messing it up.
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But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean.
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That means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck.
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But I'd normally wreck my own yard, which means Squidward
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is being the opposite of Squidward, which means he's SpongeBob!
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Ah-ha! I understand everything now.
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I must be the opposite of SpongeBob, by being...
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Squidward.
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Hey!
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I wanna be opposite too.
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Yeah!
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After you, Mr. Squidward.
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Why, thank you, Mr. Squidward.
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Next time it's gonna be Go Jump Off A Cliff Day.
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Oh, my!
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The house is even more beautiful in person.
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Hello, Mr.--
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Mr. Tentacles?
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Yes, please come in.
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Now, if you want the sale to go through,
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you've got to tell me all the positive things about your house.
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Positive things, Opposite Day.
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I'd love to.
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The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a terrible draft.
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Uh...
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And here's the worst room in the house, my gallery.
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Oh my, this painting is very nice.
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Thank you!
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Who's that?
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I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Squidward.
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Ah, well that's done.
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At least SpongeBob has been quiet.
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Ah, no!
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Stop!
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Get away from her!
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I hope these two barnacle heads haven't harmed you in any way.
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Who are you?
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Why, I'm Squidward.
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What kind of fool do you take me for?
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I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on earth!
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No! No! No!
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- Please sell my house. - Never!
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Don't leave me here!
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[sobbing]
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Happy Opposite Day, Squidward!
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We hate you!
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Let me show you guys how much I hate you.
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[screaming]
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Patrick, you ever feel that Squidward likes us too much?
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Happy Opposite Day!
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[laughing]