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- Right now I'm like, freaking out,
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because I'm thinking okay,
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maybe I'm like going into labor.
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- Labor.
- Labor.
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- Labor.
- Labor.
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- Labor.
- Labor right now.
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- Instead of life
throwing me a curve ball,
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it threw me a sperm ball.
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(film reel flutters)
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Are you sitting?
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I have to tell you something.
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- Yeah.
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- Guess what?
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- Oh my God, what?
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- I'm pregnant!
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- You are?
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- Yes!
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- Oh my God, congratulations!
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- I've been trying to get
pregnant for the full,
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the whole Summer.
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- Remember, we took
pregnancy tests together?
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(film reel flutters)
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(gentle music)
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- No.
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I'm getting a drink (laughs).
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I already miss wine.
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- I'll drink some for you.
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- Alright, I'm gonna go vomit.
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I'm like really nauseous.
- Oh God.
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- Dude, being pregnant is a (beep) bitch.
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But I mean, I love all the ups
and downs of being pregnant,
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because the result is amazing.
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And, I love being a mom.
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Bye.
- (mwah) Bye.
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Do not want to be her vagina.
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(laughs) Do not wanna be that vagina, huh?
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- [Snooki] Can I see your nipples?
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- No you can't see my nipples!
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- Why?
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- But, I didn't look at your nipples
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when you were pregnant.
- I wanna see
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if they look huge.
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'Cause, your nipples grow like...
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They just get like,
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big pepperoni's when you're pregnant.
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(JWOWW laughs)
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Do they?
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Is that what yours looks like?
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- (laughs) Yes.
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I cannot be stuck with a girl,
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and have to raise spawn of Satan, myself.
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You're raising the spawn of Satan as well.
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- No.
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If I have a girl,
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mines gonna be a princess.
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- Exactly.
(laughing)
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- [Snooki] You wanna just pig out?
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Could we do nachos grande?
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- Do you have pizza?
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- I do.
- Cheese balls.
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Fried pickles.
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Chicken Caesar wrap.
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Cheese fries.
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(gasps) Mac and cheese.
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Ooh, mozzarella sticks.
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- Do you have boneless wings?
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- Yeah.
- I'll take that.
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- Hi.
- Hi, Mama.
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(mwah)
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- Perfect dress.
- Hi.
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- She has a baby in there!
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Remember how you were in my belly,
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and I pooped you out?
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(whimsical music)
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- [JWOWW] How do you feel?
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- [Jionni] She didn't poop yet.
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- (laughs) You're gonna poop,
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just for the record.
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- I feel like I'm gonna poop.
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- That's a good thing.
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- No, like when I push.
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I think I'm gonna poop, 'cause I ate.
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(groans)
- Uh oh.
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- I'm so sorry if I poop.
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- [Jionni] We're in trouble.
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- What if you see it?
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- [Jionni] I'll be back here.
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- What if it like, touches her?
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- [Jionni] Touches who?
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- Baby.
- They wash her off.
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- My (beep) (mumbles).
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You know it.
- It's true.
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- I have to flush five times.
(whimsical music)
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She's gonna do that.
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Ew!
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- Oh, it's so cute!
- There's the little legs.
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There's the head.
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- It's moving?
- It's moving!
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- Oh, I gotta throw up.
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(laughing)
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- [JWOWW] How am I gonna about to cry,
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and you're like gonna throw up?
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- There he is.
- Aww!
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He's looking right at--
- This is the nose.
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This is the eye.
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There's a hand,
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and that's the face right there.
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- Is he sucking his thumb?
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- [Deena] Oh my God!
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- Baby!
- Look at his little nose!
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He has Chris's nose.
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If you woulda told me 10 years ago,
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the same people I'm drinking with...
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- Cheers!
- Salute!
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- Salute!
- Blacking out with...
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(thud)
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- [Snooki] Deena!
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Ow!
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- Partying with...
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(drunken babbling)
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(laughs)
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Would be sitting here,
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seeing my son on the sonogram,
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I would be like okay, yeah right.
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But, it's amazing how life works.
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And, I love it.
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- Your vagina hurts,
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your boobs are leaking.
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Like, they're chapped
because your kids on 'em,
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and sucking the life out of 'em.
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Like, murder scenes,
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and like pooping on the table,
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ice packs for the vagina,
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chapped nipples.
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- So, after you give birth,
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obviously, it's like
burning on fire down there,
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'cause you just pushed a baby out.
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- Oh wow.
- So, you put like,
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this diaper on,
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because you know,
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there's a lot of stuff going down there.
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- It's so raw.
- You put it on--
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- Oh, damn.
(JWOWW murmurs)
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- It's like an ice pack
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for your vagina.
- Wait, you put it
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on your diaper?
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- Yeah, like inside.
- Yeah, you have a diaper.
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- Ugh.
- So then, you wipe this
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on your vajay?
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- No, you put it
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in your diaper.
- Just lay it there.
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- And then, it's like on your vagina.
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- [Woman] How long do
you wear a diaper for?
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- [JWOWW] Depends on how bad you rip.
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- The girls used to
talk about their vaginas
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in the "Jersey Shore" house,
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and it was like,
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this guy hit it right.
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Now, when the girls talk
about their vaginas,
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they're talking about it
ripping open from having babies.
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- He's moving.
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He's like, this is a really good time.
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He's like, what is my
mommy doing out there?
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Trying to get you out.
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I'm 38 weeks pregnant.
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I'm ready for this baby to come out.
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And, I am just counting down
the days until my due date,
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because he is laying on every
organ in my body right now.
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- [Chris] Any day now.
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- Yeah.
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- Today is my gender reveal party,
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and I'm super excited.
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- If it's a girl, I'm gonna die.
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- [Snooki] Well, that's dramatic.
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Go Lorenzo, you got this honey!
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(playful music)
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(cheering)
(film reel fluttering)
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- It's like 30 degrees out,
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and I'm out here walking.
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(heavy breathing)
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That never happens.
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I don't even walk when
it's like 70 degrees out.
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Let alone 30.
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So, my due date is tomorrow.
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And, everyone says if you walk,
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it could help you know,
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get him ready to join the world.
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So, I'm just tryna get this party started.
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And, you know meatballs,
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we don't like working out.
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- This is it Lorenzo, you're hurting me.
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(laughing)
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(chair clacks)
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Oh (beep).
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This is like the scary party
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where they start putting IV's in you.
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So, I'm very, very scared.
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But, I'm very relieved
to be at the hospital.
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(film reel flutters)
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- How do you feel?
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- I feel completely fine.
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Like, this is gonna be easy-peasy.
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- Pain management's completely up to you.
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So, whatever you want for pain,
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you can have.
- I wanna feel these things.
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- Alright.
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(fast forward scratching)
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- My vagina's gonna fall out.
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(sighs) Ouch.
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Oh my God, I'm gonna die.
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Oh my God.
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This is (beep) excruciating.
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It feels like someone
is taking my intestines,
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and trying to pull 'em
out of my ass(beep).
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- [Nurse] You're getting
meds now, continuously.
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Okay, until you deliver.
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- Yeah.
- This button here,
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you can hit this as often as you like,
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for extra if you need it.
- Thank you.
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(rapid beeping)
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(Jionni laughs)
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(rapid beeping)
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- Nicole's definitely
overdosing on the button here.
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(beeping)
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I don't know if she
realizes that at one point,
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it kinda just stops.
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'Cause, if that was the case,
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people would probably not wake up.
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- Yeah.
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- Have you been using your button?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah, she keeps pressing it.
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(rapid beeping)
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Does it mean it's coming in?
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- No (laughs).
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It times that after a while.
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- But mentally...
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- Mentally, yes.
- That helps me.
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- Yeah, well you can press away.
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- Exactly.
- One more for good luck.
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(beeping)
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(video game chime)
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- [Doctor] Okay, gimme a little push,
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gimme a little push!
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Okay hun, finish it off.
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- Here we go!
- Here we go,
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little more, little more.
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(crying)
(cheering)
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Yay, a boy!
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There you go!
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(muffled cheering and laughing)
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(baby crying)
(laughing)
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- You did it!
- Great job!
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- [Woman] Congratulations.
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- [Snooki] Hi, Lorenzo.
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(baby crying)
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I love you.
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(gentle music)
(baby crying)
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(film reel flutters)
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- My whole (beep) pregnancy,
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from beginning to end,
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and the horrible labor
that I went through,
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literally was just a memory
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from the second I laid eyes on Meilani.
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Like, she was all worth it.
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Every single thing.
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I would have done it 10 times more,
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and 10 times harder,
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just to have her.
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- I can't give you a word to explain
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the first time you see your kid.
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- Beautiful.
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- No word that could possibly,
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just like...
- Amazing.
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- There's no word.
- (laughs) Oh.
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Goodnight, Lorenzo.
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I love you.
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- Goodnight, little buddy.
- Goodnight, poop.
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(film reel flutters)
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- Just got settled in.
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(sighs) Having contractions, so...
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- Next time you'll see us,
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we'll have a little baby.
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- Can't wait to meet you, CJ!
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(baby crying)
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♪ Feel warmth ♪
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♪ As you whisper my name ♪
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Hi, baby.
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I pushed the (beep) outta this kid.
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And, he came out naturally,
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and very healthy.
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We are parents to the cutest little boy.
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I'm just exhausted,
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and I don't even care.
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I'm just so happy.
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How does it feel to be a dad, Chris?
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- So crazy.
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- He's perfect.
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It's just such an emotional moment.
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He's perfect.
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♪ Touch my heart ♪
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(gentle music)
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(mwah)
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(gentle music)
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