I Bought Out This Bankrupt Computer Store's Inventory - YouTube

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- We're going back in time, ladies and gentlemen.
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That's right, I just bought out the remaining inventory
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of EXPC, a long dead PC store that hasn't even had a website
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for the last eight years.
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So all of this stuff in here
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has been sitting around collecting dust in a warehouse
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for nearly a decade, probably longer,
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judging on the state of some of the packaging.
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Do you wanna dig through it with me?
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(bright jingle)
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There's four boxes? (energetic music)
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- [Colin] Yeah, this whole skid is all stuff.
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- Oh, so we actually bought the entire like remaining stock.
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- [Colin] Uh-huh.
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- This is a GPU water cooler,
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but it's unlike anything you would find on the market today.
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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You knew some of the wildest stuff
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had to be from Thermaltake, right?
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Like what do these guys not make?
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Oh my gosh.
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Remember laptop expansion cards, ladies and gentlemen?
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You could add a whopping four USB 2 ports to your laptop.
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Nicole actually still has a laptop that takes card, guys.
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Whoa, this one's got USB 2 and FireWire.
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You wanna ingest some footage, Mark?
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- [Mark] Oh yeah.
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- At real time speed?
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What is this pill?
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This is a pill from Buffalo.
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You know, the external hard drive guys?
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Okay, I must know what the pill is.
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$9.50, this is the medicine that your keyboard needs.
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It's got a twist top.
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Fetch me a laptop.
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Ah, yes.
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Now for a product demonstration.
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Yeah, I don't think I'd pay $9.50 for this.
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I gotta do this thing, Thermaltake.
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For the price of just 14.99,
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you could get the Cyclo cooling memo.
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Cyclone cooling for memory.
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Oh, man.
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Let me show you guys how we cooled our memory, 2000s style.
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These look like LED fans.
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I bet you $100 that they're blue.
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They're so weak.
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The RGB memory under it makes these little pin LEDs
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look super unimpressive.
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Surprisingly quiet for having been sitting
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for over a decade.
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Move.
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These guys, I never understood it, as an enthusiast,
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I was like, why do they exist?
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Why do you get to charge $12
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for the world's most basic 80 millimeter fan,
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even back then?
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Did say 80, I meant 70.
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And that's the answer, because Star Tech
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has one of basically everything.
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Hold on a second.
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I recognize this packaging.
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This was exactly the same scheme and packaging
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that NCIX used for its house brand nGear products.
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These were the shizz though, taking your floppy drive
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'cause like, who needed one of those,
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and turning it into a card reader
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with that SD, MMC, CompactFlash, SmartMedia, Memory Stick.
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Man, do you guys remember when Sony
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had so much proprietary bullcrap?
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Me too 'cause it was yesterday.
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And also 20 years ago.
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WanTeng series USB port equipment plug and play.
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What even is it?
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A USB to parallel cable so you can plug in your old printer.
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- [Colin] Oh, I legitimately might need that for my lathe.
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- You need this? - [Colin] Yep.
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- Take it.
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Removable fram for three and a half inch
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and two and a half inch HDD.
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This is before my time.
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Holy crap.
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You would use a five and a quarter inch bay,
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so that's your optical drive bay,
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you'd plug this chungus bad boy into it, I mean,
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that's why we had full towers that were this freaking big.
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Boy, have we ever come a long way on these?
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Got your USB-C two and a half inch drives,
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got these little tiny mobile SSDs,
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you're just off to the races.
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But no, this, this is technology.
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But at least you had security.
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You know, you got the lock on the front.
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Okay, now we're getting into the real good stuff.
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Zalman has tried just about everything, I think.
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And this is their 5.1 channel headphone amplifier.
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Colin, how much you wanna bet that this still works?
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- [Colin] 20 bucks.
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- 20 bucks, okay, that's too much, too rich for my blood.
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Hold on a second.
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This thing is crazy.
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What?
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No, Colin, it is not, in fact, USB.
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- [Colin] It's just RCA.
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- Volume control interface between 5.1 channel headphones.
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You can plug two users into it, so you've got your front,
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rear, and center/subwoofer channels for both,
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separate volume knobs.
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Who would have bought this?
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And then you've got whatever your sources,
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front left, front right, (mumbles).
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You know what, Colin? I was wrong.
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This would totally work.
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Not that you'd want to 'cause it's really, really stupid.
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Thanks, Digital Surround.
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Look at this flow meter.
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You wanna know how fast your water's going?
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What about this?
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It stinks.
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That's weird.
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Bye.
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TV capture, I remember TV tuner cards.
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I really wish that this had been more of a thing.
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It was because of resistance from the cable cutters,
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you guys know that, right?
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They wanted you to sit and watch the freaking ads.
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(beep)
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Ah, these were fun.
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Okay.
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So we've got both an ATI Silencer and an NV Silencer 4.
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And as you guys can probably guess, these were for ATI
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and Nvidia cards respectively
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and these were fricking awesome, Arctic Cooling, man.
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They were the schiz back in the day.
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And this is not nearly old enough, Colin,
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if this was your intention.
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Most graphics cards back in the day were single slot
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and they would have these wimpy little coolers, in fact,
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in a lot of cases, they wouldn't even be configured
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like this one where they're blowing air toward the back
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of the case, they would just be sitting
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on the card right here chilling just blowing air around
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into your computer case, and what that obviously affected
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was your CPU temps, your motherboard temps, everything else,
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because even back then, your GPU was one
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of the hottest running components in the system.
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Arctic Cooling allowed you to put what is actually,
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by modern standards, a pretty decent looking cooler
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on your GPU after the fact that had multiple benefits.
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Better performance, quieter.
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And they had the added benefit of kicking all the heat out
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of your system.
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So check this out.
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You got your copper cold plate.
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You've got cooling for your memory chips.
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Then you had your cooler.
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This guy right here would go like this,
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blowing air through these fins.
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And then you can see it's actually kind of ducted here
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in its shape.
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So you'd have your stock PCI cover right here.
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And then they would give you a second vented one
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to install next to it, effectively turning your GPU
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into a modern style dual slot card.
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So it would expel all the heat from your case
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through the back IO panel, and then this is the best part.
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Check this out.
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Okay, we've seen coolers for the backs of graphics cards.
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In fact, a lot of coolers come with a backplate these days,
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even this one comes with a backplate.
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But this was back when they cared about freaking cooling
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on the backplate.
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Your card would be this thick.
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Oh no.
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I love this.
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This is amazing.
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I remember these.
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Jake.
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You wanna make the server go faster, boys?
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- [Jake] Yeah?
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- You gotta put one of these on your hard drive.
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- [Jake] Oh, I know what that is.
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- Actually, oh, can I have one of the new server ones?
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Thanks, Jake.
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I can't promise I won't put thermal paste on it.
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It actually served multiple purposes,
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these things were kind of cool
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if you had like a 10,000 RPM WD Raptor drive
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or something like that.
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Basically, you pop off the top,
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and then you can see the inside is both heatsinked
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and yet insulated.
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Why would that be, you might ask?
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They served two purposes, one was anti-vibration.
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So the only drives that needed a cooling enclosure like this
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were ones that spun at higher RPMs, high performance drives.
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And they tended to vibrate more.
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So you've got this thick foam padding right here
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that theoretically will make it vibrate less, I guess.
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Oh my gosh, this thing feels so chungus in here.
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It totally doesn't fit, and you know what,
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maybe I have the drive in upside down.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Yeah, IDE interfaces were at the bottom.
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Oh my God, it still works.
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Tell me this doesn't feel like performance hard drive.
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You can't.
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- [Jake] It feels terrible.
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- Shut up, it does not, I want a second opinion.
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Colin, come touch my hard drive.
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All right, let's toss it in the pot.
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Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
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Should have seen the look on Jake's face, here you go.
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Oh, I forgot about this one.
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Oh my gosh, okay.
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So this is Thermaltake doing what Thermaltake does best,
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ripping off someone else's product.
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So you can see it's basically
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that Arctic Cooling cooler, right?
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Except Thermaltake added their own bizarro land spin to it
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and added water cooling to it.
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So it actually does both,
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it's like a hybrid air/water cooler,
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and there were a handful of these back in the day.
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I actually reviewed one back when I was ghost-writing
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for Hardware Canucks.
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You managed to bring me every 8800 card except the one
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that this fits, this only goes on the GTX.
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- [Colin] I tried.
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- It's okay, it's okay.
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These coolers were actually kind of neat
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because they used air cooling for your memory and your VRMs
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and all that good stuff.
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And then they used water for the GPU itself,
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do we have a screwdriver, can I have an iFixit kit handy?
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The main benefit of this approach is that it allowed you
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to focus all of your radiator power, right,
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so all of your cooling capacity, on the GPU,
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which was what really mattered for overclocking.
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And it kept all of this heat from your DRAM and your VRMs
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and all that good stuff out of your water,
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so you could just dump that out of the system
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with air cooling and then use all of your radiator capacity
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to get the lowest possible temps on your GPU.
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The only issue with that theory
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is that you bought a Thermaltake water block.
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So let's go ahead and open this up.
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And we're gonna find what I'm expecting
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to be a very rudimentary block design.
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Holy (beep), is this just sealed?
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We would have to cut it open.
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What were these screws even?
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Oh, they attached it to the heat sink.
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How hard is it for us to cut open a copper thing like this,
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just saw it in half?
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- [Colin] The bandsaw is pretty dead right now.
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- The bandsaw is dead?
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Can we throw it in the mill
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and just (imitates slicing noise)?
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- [Colin] Sure?
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- Awesome, thanks, Colin.
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While Colin's working on getting us a look
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at that Thermaltake block,
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I wanna show you guys something really special,
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this is not actually from EXPC, this is from-
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♪ Brian the Electrician ♪
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- He dug it up somewhere, I have no idea.
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If CPU fan stops working, CPU may become too hot.
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New CPU fan must be installed.
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If CPU fan is not working, look. The red light is on.
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But listen, the alarm is heard.
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The green light is on when CPU Guard is on duty.
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You guys ready for this?
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Whoa, this thing is older than I thought.
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I thought the PCB was black,
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which would be an indicator of the age.
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Not only is it green, it's this kind of green.
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And as far as I can tell, this board was manually assembled.
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It was quite common for Molex-powered peripherals
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to have a Y splitter in the package.
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And the idea was that a lot of power supplies
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didn't have extra Molex connectors.
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So if you wanted to plug in your CPU Guard,
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oh, it's a little crusty,
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you'd need another cable coming off of it
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so that you could plug in your optical drive
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or whatever else it was that was plugged into it originally.
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The green light is on when CPU Guard is on duty.
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The system just shut down.
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All I did was power this board, am I gonna...
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Oh my God, this is not turning on.
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I don't know if we're gonna be taking another crack
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at CPU Guard, I was so excited to hear it.
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Look at the size of the speaker on it.
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Like this thing was gonna freaking go.
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Oh, you know what?
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I think there's a manufacturing defect.
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There's a ball of solder in between these pins here.
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Hold on.
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I bet if I pick that out, it'll work.
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(beeping)
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It works!
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Okay, it's really annoying. One moment, please.
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(whirring)
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Okay, okay, I need a crappy fan to absolutely destroy,
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wire strippers, and a sacrificial Molex.
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Stay in there, this is such a cheap housing.
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It just falls right out.
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Okay, where's that damn Zalman fan then?
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(tape fast-forward screeching)
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Okay, you guys ready?
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You get, oh!
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You get, oh!
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It's sparking.
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It was completely not grounded in any way,
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even though there's a ground pin running right through it
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to the power supply.
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How is that even possible?
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Okay, look, I'm not saying the CPU Guard is the best product
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in the world, I'm just saying that,
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when your CPU fan stops...
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(beeping)
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Red light, CPU fan is not working.
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(laughs)
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Oh, it works, I love it, sort of.
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(laughs)
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The last thing I wanted to look at,
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the inside of this Thermaltake water block.
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Yes, my friends, that is basically a heat sink style,
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like north bridge heat sink style of fin construction.
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This would be so restrictive 'cause your flow comes
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in the side.
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And then they don't even have like a channel at the back,
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like an open channel at the back for it to flow through
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and come out the other one.
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It's not just cheap, it's stupid.
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How could you possibly design something this bad?
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Is there a flow-through like that I'm not seeing here?
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There isn't.
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There's no path for the water to make its way
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to the other side.
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This is just a solid wall of fin.
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It would stop your water flow dead, basically.
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Oh, you know what?
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It's probably the domed top.
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- [Colin] Yeah, there's definitely an air gap.
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- [Linus] Yeah, but there were barely any places
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for the water to come out into the thing.
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- [Colin] And that's why it had bad reviews!
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- Yeah.
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Hey, reviews, the system works.
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Hey, sponsors, the system works for that too.
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Thanks so much for following along
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in this archeological exploration of tech.
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If you guys wanna see more like this,
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why not check out my attic exploration video
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where I unearthed some long forgotten history
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from the early days of Linus Media Group?
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And there's some fun tech in there as well.