Kevin Hart Is Terrified of Robert Irwin's Animals - YouTube

Channel: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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-What animals did you bring for us tonight?
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-We've got some really good ones.
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-Don't you dare. -It's gonna be awesome.
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I'm starting off with something very cute and cuddly.
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This is Giselle. -Oh [bleep]
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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Come on, brother. -Kevin, stop.
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-Come on, man. -It's all good.
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-No surprises. -Come on, man.
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-It's an ostrich. It's a baby ostrich.
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-You can kiss my ass.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Kevin. -No.
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No, brother. No.
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-It's a baby -- -Look at that.
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-Look how cute! -She's so cute.
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Her name's Giselle. Look at her.
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Do you want to come pet her? -What is that noise?
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-Yeah, well, the babies, they make this little chirping noise.
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[ Ostrich chirping ] Isn't that amazing?
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-You know what she's saying?
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"I want some little black man." [ Laughter ]
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That's what she's saying.
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No, brother.
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-That is -- Now, how old is this baby?
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-Well, this one's only 2 months old.
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But they'll grow to be the biggest
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and most powerful bird on the planet.
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They can weigh over 260 pounds.
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They can go 40 miles an hour.
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They're so fast. It's amazing.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Good luck. Good luck.
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[ Laughter ]
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-At this time, I want to say,
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I will not be the fastest thing running.
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[ Laughter ] I'm definitely gonna get caught.
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-Come on in, come on in, pet her.
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-I don't need to pet her. I can see it, that's cool.
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I can see it from here. [ Laughter ]
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-Isn't she amazing? So, these little ones,
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they actually -- they have to be really tough and strong,
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because anything would try to eat these in the wild.
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So they have to be really good at fending for themselves.
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And those legs, that's where they get all the power.
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They can easily kill a lion with those legs.
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They're that powerful.
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[ Laughter ] But once they reach full size --
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[ Laughter ]
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Aren't they just amazing? They're remarkable creatures.
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They really are. -Yeah, yeah.
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-Yeah, they're great. -Are you sure --
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Are you sure you don't -- -Did you bring anything else?
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-She's really cuddly. -You can --
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You can put that one back. [ Laughter ]
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-All right. Thanks, Giselle.
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-Oh, my God. -That's amazing.
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All right. -You got it?
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[ Cheering and applause ]
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All right. -That was fun.
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That was really good. So for this one --
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-Are they -- -Yeah?
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-Are they all coming out from this side?
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-No, no. Some are coming from this side.
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-They're coming in from all directions.
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-All right. No, we won't surprise you.
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Kevin. -It's all good, it's all good.
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-It's all good. -All right, for this one,
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Jimmy, I want you to come around, as well.
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I want you to come around to the front.
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Let's all stand up for this one.
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Let's get ready. Okay.
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-Wait, wait. -So, for this is one --
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This is LeBron, and LeBron is absolutely awesome.
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I'm gonna grab him now.
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You are gonna love him.
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So, all right. Come on out, LeBron.
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-No, stay, Kevin, no! We're in it together, man.
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-All right, Kevin, this is LeBron.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Kevin, you have to just get over your fears.
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You have to hold the snake.
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-You can hold him. He is so nice.
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-You can hold him. He's nice.
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And get over your fears. -Come on in.
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-Come in, Kevin, come in! Come in!
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-Let me tell you something. -No, Kevin.
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-It ain't gonna happen. [ Laughter ]
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-Dude, Kevin, just close your eyes and trust me.
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You'll do fine. -Let Jimmy do it first.
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Go ahead, Jimmy. You do it first.
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-We've got another one -- -[Bleep]
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Come on in. We've got another one.
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We've actually -- -Oh, no!
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-So this is Elvis. [ Laughter ]
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-Come on, man. Come on.
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Come on, man. [ Laughter ]
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Come on, man.
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Come on, man. [ Cheers and applause ]
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Go ahead, man.
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-That's awesome.
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-All right. Okay.
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Kevin, if I do it, you got to do it.
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-So this is LeBron and Elvis. -Aha. Ah.
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-So, you're holding Elvis there.
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Now, how awesome is that? That's perfect.
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You just hold him there. -Yeah.
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-He'll just glide right through your hands.
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So, now Jimmy's -- Jimmy's on it.
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He is amazing. Kevin, it's your turn now.
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Here you go. [ Laughter ]
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They're totally fine. -Kevin, it's easy.
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-They're the coolest snakes. They really are.
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-Just try it. Please, just do it.
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[ Cheering and applause ]
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Where are they from?
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-Oh.
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[ Audience chanting "Kevin!" ]
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-Let me tell you what I've gotten really good at
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in my life.
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Saying no.
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[ Laughter ]
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No. -That's okay.
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-Jimmy, you hold it. It looks good.
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-It's really cool.
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So, these snakes, they're kingsnakes.
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California banded kingsnakes.
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-You know how to deal with big snakes.
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-Have you seen his Tommy Johns ad?
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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You got take a look at this picture.
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You'll see what I'm talking about.
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All right, he's not gonna do it. -Just pat them.
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-Does it -- Does it -- Do they bite?
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Seriously? -Well, they can bite.
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-You lost me at "well." -Okay, all right.
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-I was about to do it. Did you see me?
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I was about to go. -Yeah, no, all right.
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-"Do they bite?" "Well, uh..."
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-They can eat venomous snakes.
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They're not venomous, but they can easily
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take down a venomous snake, no problem at all.
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-Is there a chance that it could bite me?
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-How about this? You do the next animal.
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-You do the next one. -It's gonna be worse.
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I'd rather try this. [ Laughter ]
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I'd rather try this. -It won't be worse.
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-It's not gonna crawl up me? -It's not gonna crawl.
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-I'll just hold it in my hand. -Yeah, put your hands out.
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Exactly. Exactly, that's it.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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That's it.
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-Yo, I'm serious. Listen to me.
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-You'll be good.
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-If it start moving, come get the snake.
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-I'm right there for you.
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-I'll fight you, man. I will fight you.
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[ Laughter ]
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I promise you, I'mma a swing on you
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if you don't get the snake.
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-Hurry up, make a decision,
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'cause my snake's getting nervous.
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-So, what I do? So, I'mma go stand?
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-Yep. So you can stand right here
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and then put your hands out.
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I'll be with you the whole way.
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-Hey, man, on my mother, if this snake...
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[ Laughter ]
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-So, they're beautiful animals.
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-Get it so it don't -- Aah!
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-So, put your hands out like that.
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-My snake's getting weird. -I can't do it, I can't do it.
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-I can't do it, Jimmy. -Next one, next one.
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Next one. We'll try the next one.
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-Y'all saw me try, guys. I tried. I'm sorry.
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-My snake stopped moving, so I'm getting --
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-Yeah, you're doing great. -All right.
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-That's LeBron and Elvis. -LeBron and Elvis.
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Love them so much. Thank you.
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Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]
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Got it? -Yo.
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Hey, Jimmy...
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My ass is sweating, Jimmy.
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm being 100% honest.
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I got so much sweat dripping down my ass right now.
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm so nervous. -Holy moly.
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-I'm so nervous. -Holy mackerel.
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All right, all right, here we go.
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All right, what do we have? What's the next thing?
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Kevin, get up here. Get up here.
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You have to, come on. Trust me.
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Get up here, dude. -I'm so nervous.
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-Come up here. Please.
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-You can sit down for this one. -Sit down for this.
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I'll stay with you. Come on.
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-It's cute, it's fluffy. This one's little.
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-It's cute and fluffy and little.
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Please, come on. -Go on that side.
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-No. -Absolutely fine.
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-I don't like how y'all trapping me.
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[ Laughter ]
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I feel like y'all trying to close me in.
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Go here. Let me go right here.
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-All right. So, for this one, though...
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Now, Kevin...
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Kevin, you can hold this one. -Okay.
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-But for this one, I just need to make sure
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you're really nice and calm
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and don't move too much for this one.
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And also, don't breathe on it too much,
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'cause it'll set it off.
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-Close your eye, close your eye. -You'll be fine.
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-Before you pull it out,
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it don't sound like this is the animal for me.
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I don't think -- [ Laughter ]
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I don't think this is the one that --
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-Jimmy's handled something similar to this.
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He's handled a similar species. -Yeah, I got it.
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-Close your eyes, put your hands out.
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-No, no. -Just trust me, Kevin.
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-Listen... [ Laughter ]
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-No, it won't come from behind, I promise.
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-Get it out and let me see it. -Okay.
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-No, no, no! Don't -- No, no, no.
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Just close your eyes, and please, Kevin --
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-I can't. -Kevin, please, just trust me.
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-It's not gonna happen, Jimmy. [ Laughter ]
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-Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
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-Don't get behind me. Don't get behind me.
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-Nothing behind you. -Don't get behind me.
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-No, I'm in front of you.
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I'm just saying, if you close your eyes
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and put your hands out --
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-This is how black people die in a horror movie.
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[ Laughter ] -Not true!
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That's not true at all.
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I'll telling you what. Just go like that
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and close your eyes,
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and he's gonna put something fluffy on your hand.
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-I got to see it, brother. I got to see it.
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-No, no, no. I -- I will --
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No, I'm not -- [ Laughter ]
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Just try. Trust me.
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-Jimmy, there's no -- I can't.
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It's not in me. I'm sorry.
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Physically, I'm not capable of processing
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what you're saying right now. [ Laughter ]
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I can't. I'm sorry.
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I love you, and it's your birthday.
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Just pull it out. Let me see what it is first.
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-Okay. -All right, okay.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Okay, now it is -- It's so --
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It's got the cutest little face, little beady eyes.
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It's awesome. You'll love it.
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-Wait, wait, wait. Beady?
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-Yeah, like -- You'll see, you'll see.
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-Okay, go, go, go. Let's see what --
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Is it fast? -No, no, not at all.
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-She's really cute.
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Her name's Big Red, and she is adorable.
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She's my favorite -- my favorite animal tonight.
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-What's taking him so long, Jimmy?
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-I don't know. [ Laughter ]
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-Jimmy, what's taking him so long over there, Jimmy?
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-So, this is Big Red. [ Audience gasps ]
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-Stay. Stay. -She's a red knee tarantula.
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-Stay. -She's so cool.
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[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
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-Hey.
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Hey, man. -Are you sure?
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-No, no, no. No, no, no, no. No.
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-She's beautiful. She's great.
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-I'm behind you.
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Stay.
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You better stay your ass over there, man.
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[ Laughter ]
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-He's 14 years old. -Hey, I don't care, Jimmy.
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-He's 14 years old. -I don't care, Jimmy.
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-He's 14. -Okay.
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It's your birthday. -Yeah.
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-You should hold that spider.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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It's your birthday, man. -No.
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-Oh, my God. Go ahead, Jimmy.
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-Yeah. -Go ahead.
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-Come on in. -That look like it jump.
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That look like -- [ Laughter ]
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Yeah, that ain't gonna happen for me, bro.
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-They're really cool.
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They're the most amazing spider ever.
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They are my favorite. They're so cool.
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So, now what you want do is... -Oh.
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-...if you want, you can put your hands out.
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So put both hands out there on the desk.
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-Oh. -You'll be fine.
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Seriously, you'll be all good.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-There we go. -Oh!
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Ohh!
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Ohh [bleep]
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Oh, my God!
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-That was perfect. That's great!
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She loves you. -Oh, Jimmy, I'm nervous for you.
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[ Laughter ] I'm nervous for you, man.
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-Be quiet, be quiet. -Is it -- Is it --
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Is it, like, the loud noises, what would it do?
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-Oh, my gosh. Do not even make a loud noise.
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-As long as you don't breathe on it or anything, you'll be good.
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[ Laughter ] You'll be fine.
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-It's just that breath that they don't like.
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-You're getting too close now. [ Laughter ]
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He's not gonna know whether it's my breath or your breath.
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-The only thing that could upset that is breath?
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-That's it. That's it, totally.
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-Kevin, get away. -Jimmy!
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[ Laughter ] -There you go.
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-But their venom is fine. -It's fine.
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-Jimmy!
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-Oh, my goodness! Please, I'm not kidding.
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I can -- No. Oh, my God!
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-You're all right. You're all right.
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-Oh, my God. Please get him away.
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-There, I got him. -Oh, my God.
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Dude. -There we go.
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Are you sure, Kevin? Are you sure?
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-I'm gonna kill you! [ Laughter ]
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Dude, that was the scariest thing
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that ever happened in my lifetime!
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What is wrong with you?! Gaah!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Ugh. -[ Laughing ]
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Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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Oh. [ Laughing ]
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-Oh, God. All right.
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-I started yelling, y'all didn't look at Jimmy's face.
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-Can you put that away?
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-Are you sure, mate?
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-What else did you bring? You have one more.
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-Fair enough. -One more animal.
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-Okay, we've got one more animal.
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I'm just gonna put her away. [ Laughter ]
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-Jimmy, I said, "Jimmy!"
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You said, "Take it, take it, take it, take it, take it!"
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[ Laughter ]
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-All right, what do we got? What do we got?
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What are we doing? -What you got?
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-So, for this last animal, we're all gonna come down here.
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We're gonna join you down here. -Well, I'mma go up here.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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I'mma go up here. -Dude, no.
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-I'mma go up here. -No, all right, come on.
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It's gonna be fine. This'll be fine, here we go.
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-I don't like nothing standing behind me.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-This one's gonna be good.
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I promise you, this one will be awesome.
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-Okay. -So this one's name is --
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He's actually got a very cute name.
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It's Squire. And Squire is a falcon.
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-A what? -He's a falcon.
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All right, so come on out, Squire.
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There we go. -Come on now.
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-He's a lanner falcon. -Come on, now.
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-They are beautiful birds. They really are.
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-You know what birds like? Small objects.
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[ Laughter ]
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-Wow. -So, they use those feet --
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They've got really strong talons, those killing claws.
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That's what they use to actually hunt their prey.
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They're really quick, they're keyed in to movement.
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So, what I want to do with this one --
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They're amazing at flying.
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So I'm thinking, if you two want to go up into the audience
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and we'll get this one flying to you.
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[ Cheers and applause ] Does that sound good?
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What do you reckon? -Come on.
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-Okay, so -- [ Cheers and applause ]
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-Yeah.
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-No. No!
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-You stay here, Kevin. -No.
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-You stay here. [ Cheers and applause ]
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-I'll stay here. -All right.
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-I'll head up this side. -You go up that one?
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-You go, Jimmy. -Okay, I'll stand in.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Thank you. Oh, wow.
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-Gonna put it down to your side to start...
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-Okay. So, what we're gonna do is,
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I'm gonna call him over, and once he's ready,
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he'll fly over.
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Make sure you don't put your hands up, though,
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'cause those talons are very sharp.
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-Oh, my God. -Kevin, don't move.
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Kevin, put your hands down.
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-Jimmy, I saw this in a movie. -Kevin, put your --
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-That's how people die!
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-Aww! Awesome! How cool is that?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-Good job. Awesome, huh?
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Okay. Jimmy, it's your turn.
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[ Applause ]
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Hey, look over there, Squire. It's Jimmy.
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There you go. Ooh, he's on you now.
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There we go. He's on.
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Oh, awesome.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Nice.
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-Wow.
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-Okay.
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So, what we're gonna do, we're gonna keep this
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nice and still just like that. Just like that.
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Perfect. You're good.
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So just keep that one still. [ Laughter and applause ]
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-She's looking at you, Kev.
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She's looking at you, Kev.
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-All right, we ready?
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-Don't look at me. No, no.
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-Ready, Kevin? [ Laughter ]
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-Look that way. -Squire.
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-No, look that way. [ Laughter ]
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-What's happening, Jimmy? -Oh, here we go.
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Here he goes.
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[ Cheering and applause ]
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-Oh [bleep] -Yes!
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-Oh! -Good job.
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-Oh! Jimmy, get it!
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Jimmy -- Jimmy, get it!
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-Robert Irwin, everybody!
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-Jimmy, get it! Jimmy, get it!
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Jimmy, get it! -"Crikey!" --
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-Get it, Jimmy! Jimmy, get it!
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"Crikey! It's the Irwins" premieres October 28th,
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at 8:00 p.m., on Animal Planet.
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We'll be right back. Stick around, everybody.
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-Y'all got to get it, Jimmy. [ Cheers and applause ]