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Release the Kraken!

dang it what are you doing duh  i'm trying to release the Kraken  

why would you do that no one understands  me and i'm gonna make everyone pay  

what by unleashing a giant tentacled monster  to the world wouldn't counseling be better  

maybe but the Kraken that would be a real  statement i'm pretty sure you have to be a  

titan to summon the Kraken you're just jealous  you didn't think of it first oh yeah i'm  

so jealous when the Kraken comes you'll be the  first one i tell them to visit oh i'm so scared

and by the way you look like Hagrid

she'll be sorry all right i'm gonna try  it one last time release the Kracken

stupid Kraken you can stay in  the briny deep for all i care

where's your Kraken summoning costume huh i don't  know so did the old Kraken never get released  

no he's probably too busy right now to be  making personal appearances in swimming pools  

keep telling yourself that  honey you'll see you'll all pay  

we'll all pay who else are you talking about i  don't know dad i'm sure he did something wrong

Jillian did you hear that yeah any chance that  was your stomach growling no i was hoping it was  

yours well if it's not your stomach and it's not  my stomach then what is it let's go to the window  

ah i released the Kraken

Addie i told you something like this would  happen no you didn't you actually made  

fun of me for even trying let's not argue  over who said what you summoned the Kraken  

so you can just unsummon him aw but i wanted  him to do my bidding and wreak vengeance upon  

mine enemies fine but after he's done you have  to promise to send him back to the netherworld  

he doesn't come from the netherworld  he hails from the shores of Norway  

same difference just have him do his  thing and then send him on his way fine

gee he's a lot bigger than i thought how  small did you think a kraken was going to be  

i'm having second thoughts about this whole  smiting my enemies things someone could get hurt  

gee you think so uh hi Mr Kraken his  friends call him Squidward Maximus  

it was nice of you to show up so promptly but  there's been some kind of mistake you can go now

uh so if you just leave we can  forget about who summoned who  

uh we'll just forget this ever happened  

what do you know he actually listened to you  remind me to tell dad to clean out the pool filter

so Addie you look pretty scared when that Kraken  showed up who me now i wasn't scared really  

i mean he's so big it's not like he  can get into our house or anything

he got into the house didn't he either that or  it's some other Kraken unrelated to this one

ah the Kraken never left

how did he get in the house Addie you said he was  too big to get in the house uh boneless creatures  

can fit into all sorts of things they're basically  liquids well what should we do why are you asking  

me because you're the one who summoned him oh yeah  it says here that the Kraken can't be defeated  

i know i know what we're gonna do great what we'll  run and hide thanks a lot wait a minute if the  

Kraken can't be defeated then what's the one thing  that it fears most the 1972 Miami Dolphins no  

if the Kraken can't be defeated then all we need  is another Kraken to scare it away oh yeah let me  

just go out to the pole and summon another one  up from the briny deep no that's what got us  

into this mess we just need him to think there's  another kraken how are we gonna do that follow me

all right Kraken we have someone on our  side why don't you reflect upon this

aah he's not so easily duped

he saw right through that plan well actually  he saw his reflection but you know what i mean  

and you're the one who made  that bad pun reflect upon this  

no wonder he wasn't fooled so what do we do  now i still think the idea of getting another  

Kraken is a sound one we just need something  more convincing you mean like getting another  

actual Kraken come on you know i'm good  for it no i have a better plan come on

Jillian where'd you get these  costumes on such short notice  

amazon drone delivery and why do i have to be  a Kraken two because that makes it two against  

one when he sees we've teamed up against him  he'll have to leave yeah he's not leaving he's  

more like uh what's the word staying hey Kraken  this was our territory first go somewhere else  

and he's still not leaving maybe he thinks we're  fellow overworked Kraken's just trying to unionize  

aah he's from a right to work state

wait where did your costume go i don't  know probably the same place yours went  

so what's your third idea  what do you mean third idea  

isn't that the pattern here we try two things  that fail and then the third one always works  

oh yeah i hadn't noticed that you think we'd  just start with the third idea so anything  

else on the web it's funny that you mention the  web there's a creature called the web kraken  

web kraken what's that it's a kraken-like  creature that was invented by the same guy  

who came up with siren head wait siren head's  not real anyway how does one defeat a web kraken  

they're undefeatable too great  there goes my summer vacation  

wait it says here that Perseus used the  head of Medusa to defeat the original kraken  

medusa yeah lady with snakes for hair  mere side of her can turn you to stone  

you know so the kraken is defeatable any chance  you can order one of those Medusa heads on amazon  

i'm way ahead of you dang it they're out i have  another idea that just might work let's do it then

hey Kraken i have the head  of Medusa here so get lost  

Addie he's not buying it don't worry i got  this hey Kraken here's a little preview  

it worked good thing i keep this bag of  rubber snakes ready for just such an occasion

so Addie do you promise to never summon the  Kraken again never never ever never ever  

alright fine you're no fun so  where did the Kraken go to anyway  

i don't know back to Newfoundland i guess  are you sure he's not back in our pool  

yeah i'm sure and you're sure that when he  went back he didn't open up a portal for  

another monster to come into our world i said  i'm sure i'm pretty sure we better go check

oh no

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