History's scariest house swap, and avoid the leafy greens! Troll 2 (1990)movie review - YouTube

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paragraphs and kittens are you hungry
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well in the town of nilbog this nut
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cream is great but this green is very
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bad what do I mean by that let's find
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out together in this week's movie review
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troll 2 has no connection to the cult
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classic and really bad film troll
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instead we find that there's a young boy
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Joshua who's recently deceased and
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beloved grandfather has passed on but
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Joshua claims to be able to keep it go
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his family just thinks that he has a
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lack of a coping capability so we're
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going to do a house walk with a family
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of farmers in the town of nilbog a
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farming community and so they prepare to
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do that the other plot point is that
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Joshua has an attractive and very
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fitness oriented sister Holly and she is
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very interesting to say the least but
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her potential boyfriend her suitor does
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not get along with the dead Holly is
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upset that this boyfriend doesn't quite
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seem to know if he chooses her or to
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hang out with his friends and so she
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gives him an ultimatum the family heads
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off to nilbog with the boyfriend and his
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friends in an RV in pursuit in chase a
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very lackadaisical pursuit I will say
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and as a result when they go to nilbog
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and discover that this town is weird and
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kinda has like a cultish feel about it
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with these really weird farmers and a
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weird sheriff that's when things start
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to go bad
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a very weird eccentric witch / druidic
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priestess is targeting them one by one
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along as the goblins notice I said
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goblins I didn't say troll they then
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engaged in kind of a weird commentary on
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extreme veganism as they are going to be
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forced to eat this green food or
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maybe meet a very weird plant-based fate
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this film is also considered a coke
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plastic because how bad it is and I will
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just reinforce the fact that it is very
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very bad
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the creature effects the makeup the VFX
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are all and the acting across-the-board
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the dad is an overbearing cartoonish
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authority figures a mom has no emotion
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whatsoever Joshua is very annoying and
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keeps calling out for his grandfather
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the grandfather is a plot crutch he's
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obi-wan he's a hero they do what I hate
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most and that is have a character who
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allows things to happen to him and never
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actively take control of his destiny the
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only character I thought had some
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glimmer of interest was Holly but even
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then she was kind of a 1 no flat
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character and maybe had they given her
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more to do or given her better dialogue
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that would have been better but let me
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just tell you the script is terrible
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the only two things that stick out is
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the fact that the boyfriend has a friend
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who has a very legendary line of the
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film also you have something I haven't
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seen in a long time and do you forego
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role this film has a no speed chase what
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I mean by that this is basically instead
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of you have we're gonna capture you you
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can't get away keep running away we're
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just gonna stand still and stare and so
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that to me was a hell out of the film so
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that's not a good thing so I'm going to
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give this film an F unless you have a
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group of friends who want to have a
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pizza and just heckle the heck out of it
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then I would just say just skip it it's
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time not well invested but sometimes you
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got it with that circle in order to
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appreciate a good problem alright guys
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well that's all for now I hope you're
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having an awesome day look forward to
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at lordcoyote2000 have an awesome day
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avoid those goblins and remember in the
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town of nilbog this is bad because it's
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dream this is good because it's not
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freeing take care it out bye