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[classical music playing]
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Squidward, what are you doing
with my beautiful patty?
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Beautiful, huh?
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How beautiful
do you think this is?
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Hey, Squidward,
have you seen SpongeBob?
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Whoa,
you don't look so good, laddie.
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Lemonade?
I don't see any lemons.
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I need lemons.
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Here, don't say
I never gave you anything.
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Sorry, it's a little bruised.
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[laughs]
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All better.
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Give me that.
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When I die,
you stay away from my funeral.
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[shuddering]
Oh...
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Do I really...
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Ah...
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[hyperventilating]
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You're dancing
with the crab man now!
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Join me, boy, or you're fired!
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It doesn't seem right...
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but it feels so good!
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Seahorse radish, the gnarliest
stuff in the ocean.
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Oh, hold on, I've got
a jar of toenail clippings
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in my office!
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Oops, I dropped it
in the toilet!
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Well, fish it out,
and I'll dry it
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with me gym socks!
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[SpongeBob giggling]
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[Mr. Krabs]
Why, that's the most diabolical
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Krabby Patty ever spawned!
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I call it the "Nasty Patty".
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[giggling]
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Vegetables!
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That's what you like,
isn't it, buddy?
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We'll see what we got
in the fridge.
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[chuckles]
Woops, I'm out of veggies.
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But I got something
even better.
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Gary's food! Yay!
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Does bunny wunny
like his dinny winny?
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What do you want to do today?
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I don't know,
what do you want to do today?
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I don't know,
what do you want to do today?
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I don't know,
what do you want to do today?
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I don't know,
what do you want to do today?
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[gasps]
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I know what I want to do today.
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I need some money.
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Uh... Uh...
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Oh!
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[disappointed sigh]
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It doesn't make any sense,
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the Krabby Patty
is an absolute good.
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Nobody is immune
to its tasty charms.
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- Nobody but me.
- Are you sure?
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Does this look unsure to you?
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No.
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Let's go, Gary! Start moving!
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You're blowing everything
we've trained for!
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Blowing it!
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It's okay, Rocky,
you go when you feel like it.
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Gary, are you listening to me?
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Get the anchors
out of your pants right now!
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Don't give me that look!
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Okay, SpongeBob,
this can't be too hard.
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Just make an incision here,
and...
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No! Shoot! Son of a gun!
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Ah, my bad.
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I'll take that.
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Ah-ha!
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Mm, sushi.
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[grunting]
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Eek...
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He's, uh, really going to pieces
over this nose job.
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[laughing]
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Oh, thank you!
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Let's try again, shall we?
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[whistling]
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Order up!
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I'm perfectly capable
of reading 7,400 pages
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and still getting my required
eight hours of sleep
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before the bus picks me up
promptly at 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'd like to get started.
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All right, let's see
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what this little pamphlet
is all about.
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"Chapter 1: In the beginning,
Neptune created the sail."
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7:59 A.M.
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"...But such tragedies
will be avoided
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with the flying boat
of the future.
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The end."
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Time for a little shuteye
before...
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[repeating quickly]
Can I have my cone now?
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Mm... Hmm...
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Rub my feet first.
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Oh, come on!
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Who's in charge?
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All right, I'll rub your feet.
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Eek...!
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I bet this guy
won't even be here
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if he's anything like
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that last group
of dirty dropouts.
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Oh, don't worry, Squidward.
He'll be here.
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You've never even seen him.
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You have got to stop
judging people
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by the way they look.
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You're right.
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Patrick,
can I show you something?
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What's that?
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It's a scrapbook
of all my baby teeth.
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[chuckles]
That was a good one.
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I remember every tooth.
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Even though they're
no longer in my mouth,
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I still keep the memory of them
in my heart.
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I thought you kept them
in the scrapbook.
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Patrick,
don't you think your baby tooth
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wants to see all his old friends
on Tooth Island?
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Don't listen to him!
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Oh, I still have
all my baby teeth
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and look at me!
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Yow!
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I do not understand this!
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What is wrong with this city?!
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Maybe it's not the city,
maybe it's me.
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Hey, mister, look at me!
Mister, look at me!
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Is there
something wrong with me?
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[screams]
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[classical music playing]
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